Y'all remember falling asleep with the tv on and then waking up at 4 in the morning to the George Lopez theme blaring.
twitter really is a daily soapbox for some of you
michael scofield are you fucking kidding me next twitter.com/nobeeetch/stat…
They had to be high as hell on silent library 😂�fY
Please slap me if I ever think about deleting this app LMFAOO
When the whole family starts laughing at a joke your parents made about you
*hiding from a serial killer*
Me: omg I'm gonna die if he finds me
Killer: DA TING GO
Me: SKKRAA PAP PAP KA KA KA
Dude my girlfriend can cheat on me with zayn and I'd be happy for her holy fuck no homo but why is he so good looking twitter.com/zaynmalik/stat…
Facts, tbh I'd save my cat before I save a stranger lol idgaf, that's my family twitter.com/titlefxghting/…
I was mad they were gonna add a fourth but I'm actually really happy now this is so freakin cute and much needed twitter.com/trustnorminah/…
Are Beyoncé, Rihanna, Kanye, Bruno Mars, Adele, Lemonade Mouth, Frank Ocean & Cheetah Girls dead? twitter.com/billboard/stat…
Stop asking me why I don't give a fuck about trump and his supporters. This is why. You're all pieces of shit for being okay with this. twitter.com/nowthisnews/st…
On today's episode of White People think it's okay to say the "N" word.
Everyone: holy shit RIP Florida
He cheated. He threw those 45 years away twitter.com/freeladdin/sta…
Brought by parents, these children had no choice in coming here. Now they'll be sent to countries they've never known. Cruel. Not America.
If you support trump, unfollow me. We won't debate it, he's a piece of shit and so are you. We are not friends. I do not care about you.
I honestly didn't know Quavo could moonwalk..I'm shook twitter.com/MornelJ/status…
Probabilities shouldn't matter. The message is the same. Prepare for worst, and hope for best. Been the message for years.
these fucking asian kids are so damn fly wtf
Also saw some amazing swords. That's Sasuke's one second from top
Trump could kill a baby live on television and his supporters would still find a way to defend him
She has black children and she's defending a man who calls black women niggers, apes, and roaches.... because it $uits her. twitter.com/balleralert/st…
- he abused his ex girlfriend
- called blm activists cannibals
- believes in reverse racism
- doesn't think that white privilege exists twitter.com/jugheadwz/stat…
leona lewis: I KEEP BLEEDING, I KEEP KEEP BLEEDING IN LOVE!!! YOU CUT ME OPEN
10 year old me:
Hiei is such a fashion icon. He's killin it.
Soon as Cardi B says " these is red bottoms these is bloody shoes " IDC what shoes I got on ! These IS RED BOTTOMS THESE IS BLOODY SHOES!!!
South Park and Spongebob are the only two shows I can watching repeatedly and still cry laughing
yo Goku wouldn't last a second battling spongebob..kamehameha? Spongebob is absorbing that, no damage twitter.com/tunisroyalty/s…
Goku died like 3 times. How many times has Danny Phantom died? Oh right 0 times. Goku has no chance
Danny Phantom could beat Goku in a fight
uh oh. looks like
im seeing more of my old man in me
why are my parents forcing me to go to college when they know damn well i'm not ready and wanted to take a gap year!!!
Then the moving out to LA trend, if you're not making waves in a small pond what you gonna do in the ocean?
just seen some religious dude try to say evolution isn't a thing, i might have to off myself
iPhone users are so annoying lol....I have an iPhone and it's really not all that twitter.com/1Dragun/status…
really went from this to that though.
Someone needs to sit this cat down and tell him what a great listener he is
y'all need to stop slandering tobey maguire and have some respect for the Spider-Man that raised us.
We all miss you and your voice Amy. ❤️
Good time to remember to treat people that we love with dignity and respect. What a talent.
person: u should open up more
me: ok well i want to kill myself
person: stop talking about that shit, it's upsetting
me: oh iight jk lol
This concert lit but every white person saying nigga
I don't fw with being an adult anymore, freedom is cool till you never have food
So for all the people who are STILL ignoring the demonization of blacks in the media. You can stop being blind on purpose now? Maybe?