My mum's skin is so soft, I'm honestly shook.
I just accidentally gave a 500 taka note to a beggar fml that could have been a meal
Getting together with your friends and messing with their exes is some good shit
18 year old white girl: just saw a guy [insert cute gesture] for his wife. that's the kinda love I want.
47k retweets 159k likes
Baby: *starts crying*
Me: what's wrong sis? What's tea
The bromance of our generation @colesprouse
[accepting award for best male who knows what cats sound like]
*feint barking in the audience*
Me: that's not it
Narrator: absolutely superb
i am not who i was a year ago and that brings me so much peace.
Being instructed to look at someone behind you without being obvious, so conducting a highly unnatural scan of everything in the vicinity
What kind of Nazi Germany propaganda fuckery is this twitter.com/apurposefulwif…
As someone who lives in a house, I think homelessness is a myth
can you pull off any look?
Jasmine Skye, by me.
Mashahallah brother Hotdog found his way back to the right path.
My daughter loves being buried up to her neck in sand at the beach. Her little face lights up when I come back to get her the next day.
Lisa Simpson is a polyamorous bisexual Buddhist vegetarian sax player, an icon twitter.com/ufoparts/statu…
Can't believe #NCSAylesbury
is over. It was actually so much fun
why we decided to unstan: a thread
Summer means time for short hair!! We'd donate ours right now !!! But ... you know... extensions 🙈😂😂🙈8dHIzY
I see you shiver with antici ...
Help the homeless and less fortunate gofundme.com/ncs-aylesbury-…
rt if you never noticed she was gone twitter.com/seventeen/stat…
I've not started packing for NCS and I need to leave tomorrow. Why did I do this to myself
I've texted like 5 people today, these social interactions are too overwhelming for me
I hope she wins so she can be the first Asian president twitter.com/thewrap/status…
please don't put justin bieber and that thing in the same tweet
remember when peter traded his emmy for maisie's purse
All I'm seeing on YouTube rn is biased reviews on kkw's contour kit 😒
a neon junkyard
Exams are over and I'm watching coraline while a nice breeze is coming in. Life is being kind to me..for now..
Trump reminds me an awful lot of Joseph McCarthy, making claims with barely any evidence and building on people's fear of terrorism
me vs. you because we're both different yet are both beautiful forces of nature who don't need to tear each other down to feel empowered ✨🌹W
Me calling my mom to get advice on any adult inconvenience
I write some 🔥🔥 poems sometimes ngl
I had a week to revise history, and what did I do? Absolutely nothing. Well done to me 👏#ocrhistory
'you should spend 70 minutes on this section'
Me with 40 minutes left
Aight so story of my psycho ex:
*goes back to sleep* twitter.com/austinsmoak3/s…
Just in case you didn't screenshot the infamous #covfefe
tweet b4 it was deleted, here ya go. Pass it on.
It is not only a terrorist attack when white people are targeted; terror has no creed or religion and Muslim people are targeted far more
because 18 Muslim people dead on the first day of Ramadan is also an act of terrorism. Separate extremism from faith.
My sister's friend has earned my trust, she offered me the shisha & my sisters & brother were like "nooo she's too young" & I had to say no
Then the seller gave my other sister a flower thinking she wasn't another sibling 😂
So this street flower seller gave my sister a flower and expected my brother to pay and he was just like "bruh that's my sister"
I've just accidentally drunk quite a bit of water I hate myself
Hasan Minhaj's Netflix special is by far the most educative and influential that I seen, by far.
It's a lot more than just comedy.