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i’m gonna “my wife” the fuck out of my wife someday lmao
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Don't spend 6 minutes doing something by hand when you can spend 6 hours failing to automate it.
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Wait, what's the protocol here - should I tag @PotterlessPod instead of the man himself? 👀
golden hour ✨
does it ever just hit you that like. YOU’re the gay cousin
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“im just vibing” you have not eaten a vegetable in 17 days
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paramore was right, hard times
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freddie mercury really knew what he was doing when he wrote, “i sometimes wish i’d never been born at all” followed immediately by a sick guitar riff
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it’s crazy how your siblings actually have their own lives i literally see them as side characters in mine
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“neopronouns are confusing” what the fuck is the difference between great britain, the uk, and england
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Am no suicidal or that but there’s actually nae point in being alive is there 😂 working to just exist with fuck all to look forward to, 0 encouragement about any of it ever getting any better as well
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That’s because we stop to sign a lease mid way through twitter.com/fuckenjustine/…
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🚨🚨BOYS KEEP YOUR FUCKING HAIR LET IT GROW OUT 🚨🚨
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Guys should we release an explicit version of Untouched called Unfucked?
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composer of carol of the bells: i’ve written a haunting melody for the sopranos altos: what about us? composer: [spitting on them] pretend you’re a bell, you fucking clowns
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I have honestly never felt more called out in my life twitter.com/beansp00n/stat…
hello mess it’s 1:48am we vibin
Congratulations to 2020 #ARIAs Song of the Year presented by @youtubemusic winner: @5SOS for Teeth!
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I would take a bullet for u belle.... merry xmas everyone 😭twitter.com/bunnydelphine/…0
Some things have the power to ruin your entire day, and wet socks are one of them.
Look at you, Comforting others with the words you wish to hear.
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can you remember what love feels like?
@ianbremmer The bully won't care, he'll still beat the shit out of you and take your money. Empathy should be given to those open to giving it as well, not to those who will see it as a weakness they can exploit.
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being consistent, being real ,giving reassurance without having to ask , applying pressure . twitter.com/pointalaline/s…
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Something that you receive because you are lucky and something that you are given because you are recognized are different in essence; one’s an accident, the other a reward. Never get the two confused.
If you saw Donald Trump getting jumped by 38 people, what would you do?
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Just played Rust in MW for the first time in like 10 years To quote warlord and extraordinaire Ron Perlman; “War. War never changes.”
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The views 😭😭😭 why Beyoncé had competitikiZ
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when girl wear big shirt and she just sit there and shirt way too big and she is very small. just sitting there. the shirt is entirely too big
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is he tattooed ?🤤: 🐍 🦅 🕸 🦂 🥀 🗡 or is he tattooed ?😔: 🦁 🕰 🗺 👁 🌹
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Ok Michael Clifford solo project now please :) twitter.com/Ashton5SOS/sta…
I just checked my notif email, and I got news that @69mgc ‘s on her bday. Happiest happiest bday old friend!☁️🤓l
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This Place Sucks Ass EP. 10/23. Yes, that's a real title. It started as a joke that felt like it came true. New song "Rot" out now. No matter your circumstances, this EP is about where you're from and where you're at now. Wherever it is, it def sucks ass. thisplacesucksass.com
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Very grateful for this bill being passed rn. It’s provided a lot to comfort to my family twitter.com/DanielAndrewsM…
@CannibalSerb @amordepinturaz @faithhavenofear @GwotThot Yes, because if you’re gonna advocate for people’s rights, you have to also...you know, care about people too and not treat others like garbage or else your entire message and advocacy is useless and meaningless
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brother: what’s that club, that does the gay nights? la dee dah or something? me: yah yah’s?
I never know how much laundry detergent to add I just pour until it feels right in my heart
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nothin worse than needing someone who hurts you
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This should, SHOULD, spell the end of this govt...
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she who spits venom is always the first to cry wolf.
me in the past: no i will not do it me now: ok, i will dog ear the book page #growth?
Green Day Melbourne 🤝 Wake me up when September ends
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My parents used to give me a ‘reading timer’ of 2 hours a day after school, cause I read so much 🥺 all my other siblings had ‘laptop/video game timers’, and we literally had little timers we had to set that would beep when they were done & then parents would take away my book �twitter.com/mimi1inh/statu…X2
all tumblr is these days is a fucking thirst trap... post 1 selfie and 50 simps slide into the dms 🙄😂
Left a ‘ . ‘ for what parks and rec character I am and got Andy & April.... probs the most accurate way I’ve ever been described tbh
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