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i’m placing bets against my self
We're cancelling each other over our titties today. Post a pic of your most cancellable titty selfies
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a Jeep Wrangler is less aerodynamic than a lobster
we went from a deadly virus to WW3, which one of you mfs changed it from zombies to multiplayer
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just made an embarrassment of myself pronouncing fajita like vegeta 😩f
really embarrassing for her honesty
my girlfriend is a loser, she’s dating a bassist :/
@merbiemoment When ur 2 moods are Smokey and Stabby
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Listening to Evan Sense haha send tweet :)
本作では、広い大地を駆け回り、今までのポケモンと違う雰囲気を味わえるかと思います。音楽だけでなく自然の音でシンオウ地方の歴史に繋がる時や空間を感じて貰えるよう頑張りました。是非、ゲームの目的の合間に足を止めて(コントローラーを入力せず)耳を傾けて貰えたら嬉しいです。
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thicc lines blurred minds
haha primed lambs
Rich tennis player can get a court hearing about VISA within 12 hours of refusal, yet refugees sit in detention for 10+ years.
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92% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop. If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music, copy and paste this message to another 5 videos. DON'T LET THE SPIRIT OF ROCK DIE!
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After gf forcing me to watch them all, I’ve decided New Moon is my favourite Twilight film.
"who are you kissing at midnight?" my cat's little forehead bro
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i don’t know twho that guy is but congratulations to both himb and me on a new frenship :)
get a wiggle on!
One eye is lined and the other is not. #DoYouSee?
>go to mcdonalds >order two large fries >they give me around 75 tiny ones
told me she was inlove with me and then took it back like 17 times, blocked and unblocked me religiously, plays the part of an empath but with ulterior motives… i fr can’t keep up with these mf games. broke things off cause she was too crazy, thought that was the end of it…😭
omfg, a girl i was briefly sleeping with before my gf is absolutely obsessed… to the point where she’s now hit up another girl i was seeing (who was the most wholesome & sweet girl ever-) and is playin games 😩
get your peek on 👀
pegnent 🤰
You never know when a penis joke has incontextually slipped in to a tweet… it’s so hard to keep up. 🍆#brickedDOWNN
shit day to be a pint of cider
The male urge to watch Madagascar while driving and merge without looking
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hi i’m Paris and i nervously tweet-delete, what is up 😳
KNOWLEDGE ≠ POWER
fighting for my life in the group chat rn 🥶
ok everyone ignore the video I’m about to post it’s part of a treasure hunt I’ve got planned 😳
How could Dan Andrews do this to us?! :’) twitter.com/TimSmithMP/sta…
it’s not gay if the lips don’t touch
Last night I lost what I considered to be a really close group of friends. It was bittersweet, realising I had finally grown enough to stand up for myself, but understanding that that means I have to move on from any manipulative behaviours which sadly my good friend displayed.
What Will It Be?
came out 2 my mum as non-binary 🥳
mosquitoes sure are brave for creatures that only have 1 hp
coalition will not legislate net zero commitment…. is anyone surprised at this point 😐
someone made a joke on september 22nd 1998 and that is how i was born. it was me. i’m the joke.
good times and great classic shits
touching grass is not enough i need to be shot
“the more hair u lose, the more head u get” - johnny sins, probably
Fuck attached the wrong version of the Jinin Akebino one >:(
if u can’t beat em, join em :/
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