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Pokemon Scarlet/Violet Review:
-Most Fun I've had in a Pokemon game
After so many months of following leaks and the weird drama in the community, pokemon release day is TOMORROW.
Y’all best believe I’ll be at my local shopping centre at 7:30am, where my fren at EB Games will hand over the goods 😭
they have a secret handshake
We are cringe.
But we are free.
the biggest problem with doomfist is that you have to be gods gift to overwatch 400mg of adderall omniscient future reader to get the same value as jimbob on zarya eating crayons
i be missin’ OW1 bastion 😔✊🏼
WOW! Pokémon Scarlet & Violet has huge improvements compared to Pokémon Sword & Shield
Overwatch and Valorant are vastly different games so stop comparing them. Overwatch’s thing is being a fun, polished and enjoyable game. Valorant’s thing is something else.
I suffered from erectile dysfunction for many years. My wife and i were at the end of our rope! I tried everything: testosterone, pills, diet, exercise, even hypnosis! Nothing worked. Until I discovered 1 Crazy Life Hack that gets me rock stiff every time. kissing and fucking men
Dammit only with Twitter blue lol
america’s next top model but its tiktokers trying to convince the judge that they have ADHD
Time traveler: *steps on a butterfly*
tattoos should make you more employable because they show you can sit in place for hours while tiny needles are jammed into your skin and that’s what every corporate meeting I’ve ever been in has felt like
microsoft edge? when we gonna let microsoft cum?
➡️ Las formas regionales ocurren cuando un Pokémon se introduce en un nuevo hábitat y tiene que adaptarse a él.
➡️ Las especies convergentes por otro lado son especies completamente diferentes que por similtud de sus hábitats desarrollan características similares.
Only way swannies will win now is if geelong leave the ground 😜
reservations are so embarrassing like hi i’m here for my spaghetti appointment
bill clinton: "ha! gotcha omega!! *does jazz hands* tricked by the oldest trick in the book... default skin pussy!"
first of all, I’m not old, I’m medium. secondly-
Also, for my American friends;
George Washington died in 1799.
Dinosaurs were discovered in 1824.
George Washington didn’t know dinosaurs existed.
I don’t have an Australian historic point of reference to drive the point across for AU viewers, but you get the point 😮
We landed on the moon before someone thought to add wheels to suitcases…
Moon landing- 1969.
Wheeled luggage invented- 1970.
I just dropped the smelliest fucking fart on stage, poor homies never saw it coming 😢