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Ellen Marcus

What a horrible way to go: death by well-fed cat. #mouseprobs #catspajamas #CatsAreWild
Sometimes aesthetic perfection yields unintended thoughts of repulsion. Clear expression is an art. #ThursdayThroughts #MakeArtGreatAgain
Also writing & illustrating a book! Hoping my cynical nature doesn't destroy me too much in the process... again. #MyAssholeSubconscious
There may come a time in the near future when I will place a vomit emoji in the comment section of all Facebook posts. #FeelingOrnery
Having one of those I-don't-know-how-the-BLEEP-I'm-going-to-get-all-my-illustrations-done-today kind of day. It's the best kind of day. :)
Cool, my name has been hashtagged by a total stranger! Thank you stranger!… #EllenMarcus
Goes to #AppleEvent link -> sees message: "Your browser doesn’t support live streaming of the event" -> shrugs -> goes back to work.
I wish there was a way to tell Netflix that we end up watching LESS Netflix due to their bogus match-'rating' system. #BringBackTheStars
Cats: cute, cuddly little razor blades with fur.
Just realized my website is not only having a bad-hair-day, but wearing the same cloths it wore back in 2015! Time for a website makeover!
#Protip: get a free lesson in swear words whenever you tell someone she's not being ladylike when she calls you out in your asshat behavior.
Our toddler is not yet 3, and her new expression is "absolutely not!" #Winning #parentingwin
Thinking about digging an extra level of basement & building a bomb shelter - We're going to need a video game that can last 30+ years.
"I'm on taper": my best excuse for overindulgence of all kinds. #hurricane #PlayersWeekend #TaylorSwiftIsBack #running #RunningWild
Non-violent hatred is a human emotion & protected speech, but you're not going to win any arguments with it. #ThursdayThoughts
Spent an hour staring at Facebook, & all I want to do is post pics of my healthy feet. #SandalsRunner #ThereAreTooManyBunionSelfiesOnFB
Moral compass still weathering the storm. Life is good. Time for a glass of wine. #FridayFeeling
#ValuableValues: label actions, not people - because when you start name calling, you reveal weakness in your argument.
I let my kid tell me what to color in her coloring book, because after working in the arts for so long, I appreciate a decent art director.
There's a 20 mile run on my training schedule tomorrow...gonna be a one-beer-night for me - cheers!… #FridayFeeling
Praising the contested existence of Jesus that I finally disabled MS Office Upload Center. Good riddance, you useless resource parasite!
Ever post something that people keep commenting on & it drains you because you're an introvert? #FacebookRegret #HittingThePanicButton
#ConfessYourUnpopularOpinions been trending since last night - proving that people's differences are more important than their similarities.
Meditation is bullsh*t. Also, chocolate is yucky. #ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion
When both toddler and printer require your attention at the same time, you know you deserve that glass of wine.
My new gender is "stop-showing-me-ads-for-dresses-you-idiotic-algorithms", and my preferred pronoun is "The Boss"
Stupid is as stupid does... but sometimes stupid just is.
Preping to run 18 miles on my training schedule for an Ultramarathon… #SaturdayMorning #Coffee #mentalhealth #love
Remember when the word "radical" meant something was super cool? #80sChick
For me, illustration projects are most exciting when the idea is humorous… #ILoveYouLikeA #running #marathon
My cat just pawed at my phone & scrolled my Facebook - next he'll be trolling my friends.
Ever ingest so much coffee you can't tell the difference between educating & trolling? #askingforafriend
I should have known Barefoot Ted's spirit animal was the monkey.… #quizzes via @Qzzr_
I don't really take selfies, but I'll show you my art - kinda the same thing, right?… #NationalSelfieDay #octopus
If cats could drive there'd be a lot of cars in trees. #cats #FunFact
You are you're own worst editor. #NewTwitter #ThursdayThoughts
I spent all day illustrating, never realizing it was #FlagDay until I saw it in the twitter feed 5 minutes ago. #PatriotismFail
My latest fake beer label design "Sunny Devil":… #wednesdaymotivation
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