There's a special place in hell for terrorists, war criminals, and people who answer all questions on Amazon products with "I don't know because I didn't buy this." #FridayThoughts
.@GregAbbott_TX Melissa Lucio is scheduled to be executed on April 27 for a crime that never occurred. Please grant Ms. Lucio clemency and prevent an irreversible injustice. #SaveMelissaLuciobit.ly/3u61JYP
Only fools and the selfish think health mandates are all about taking away freedoms. Get an Ebola diagnosis and see how far those 'freedoms' go. Fools pretending to care about your freedoms when really, they only care about themselves. #SignsYouMightBeAnAdult#FreedomConvoy
I said, "you need to pick up all your toys before I pick them up and donate them to a child who picks up their toys." ... and it worked - she picked up all of her toys and vacuumed. I didn't realize 6year olds could vacuum. #protips#goodparenting
Dude at hardware store asked me for advice about using type of wood on exterior structure. I gave advice. He thanked me profusely for saving him money then proceeded to say if I needed any work on my home he's a contractor. Lol, wut? #woodworkingwomen#womenprobs#SaturdayVibes
Let me get this right - the same people that are petulant about #VaccinePassports are the same people who want everyone to show "proper ID" before voting? #USAprobs
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary No - actually, I don't remember. But, according to my calendar, I've been a non-smoker for almost as long, so that's cool.
What we really need is a contact tracing PSA. Anyone creative enough to come up with a good one stands to earn serious $$$ in t-shirt sales (an appeal to my marketing/creative-minded followers) #COVID19#mondaythoughts#inktober2020#WearAMask#6feetaway
Don't wait to inform others until your COVID test returns - if it takes even 1 day before you get results, everyone you've been in contact with might still be caring for the elderly, or just going about their day thinking they weren't exposed! #DontWaitTillItsTooLate#StopCOVID19
Come the start of school, parents all over the states will emotionally regress back to high school while forming cliques cleverly disguised as "learning pods"
♫ 5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Mama called the doctor and the doctor said, "I'm reporting you to DCFS" ♫ #Homeschooling2020#homeschooling
The good news is I'll have no trouble being home for when that sectional arrives. Go ahead, delivery window schedulers, do your worst! #MondayMotivation