Ellen Marcus
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There's a special place in hell for terrorists, war criminals, and people who answer all questions on Amazon products with "I don't know because I didn't buy this." #FridayThoughts
.@GregAbbott_TX Melissa Lucio is scheduled to be executed on April 27 for a crime that never occurred. Please grant Ms. Lucio clemency and prevent an irreversible injustice. #SaveMelissaLucio bit.ly/3u61JYP
I used to tell people how great #Verizon customer service is. Now when I call they have one bot transfer me to another bot. Completely maddening. #CustomerService #customerexperience #CustomerFirstTechnologyNow
So, um ... I'm just not prepared to take a group of white people chanting "HONK HONK" very seriously right now. #FreedomConvoyCanada2022 #HoldTheLine #COVIDConvoy #TruckersGoHome #FreedomIsNotFree #GetVaccinated #EconomicTerrorism
Only fools and the selfish think health mandates are all about taking away freedoms. Get an Ebola diagnosis and see how far those 'freedoms' go. Fools pretending to care about your freedoms when really, they only care about themselves. #SignsYouMightBeAnAdult #FreedomConvoy
I thought we payed the #PeacockTV premium for zero commercials but we still got commercials. $9.99 wasted. #Olympic #OpeningDay #USA! #USA! #USA!
You know your message is important when something you say makes willfully ignorant people sharpen their pitchforks. #ChangeTheWorld
Is there any way to get the Cadbury cream without the chocolate? #askingforafriend #HappyNewYear2022 #Cadbury
C'mon Twitter - you must be having a slow day. Like Howard Stern said something we didn't already know.
"Free range parenting" is just another way of saying you're letting everyone else raise your ill-behaved child #FreeRangeParenting #parenting #parentingtips #protip
Newly released children's book I illustrated: amazon.com/dp/B09L4X5LDX/… via @amazon #plasticpollution #microplastics #EconTwitter #EcologicalEmergency #ClimateAction #ClimateCrisis #ClimateEmergency #kidsbook #ChildrensBooks #ClimateActionNow #GlobalWarming
Apparently, you have to write like a 3rd grader to make the SEO plugins happy with your blogpost. #ThursdayThoughts #nativewoodland #nativeplants #plantidentification #AmericanPlants #American fridaygarden.com/pokeweed/
I said, "you need to pick up all your toys before I pick them up and donate them to a child who picks up their toys." ... and it worked - she picked up all of her toys and vacuumed. I didn't realize 6year olds could vacuum. #protips #goodparenting
Dude at hardware store asked me for advice about using type of wood on exterior structure. I gave advice. He thanked me profusely for saving him money then proceeded to say if I needed any work on my home he's a contractor. Lol, wut? #woodworkingwomen #womenprobs #SaturdayVibes
Let me get this right - the same people that are petulant about #VaccinePassports are the same people who want everyone to show "proper ID" before voting? #USAprobs
One of the most challenging things in life is to remain a kind and thoughtful person when so many people put down and mock what they don't understand. I ran 2 miles today. #Introvert #introverts #hatersgonnahate #FridayMotivation #FridayFitness #running
Cut 16 more of these soap dishes! Now it's on to sanding and oiling them for the ultimate in reclaimed, upcycled wooden soap-dish experience: fullfillery.com/product/soap-d… #upcycled #reuseandrespect #repurpose #reusable #Scrapwood #WoodworkingWomen
My next story opens with a live-counter app that tells you how many people per day get Covid from pulling their masks down for a selfie. #COVIDIOTS #Covid_19 #WearAMask #Corona #Pfizer #ThursdayThoughts
Me: *types "construction pants for women" into @amazon search so I can cleanup easier after working with my power tools*
Amazon: "have a look at all these yoga pants"
#PinkAisle #genderequality #AmazonPrimeSexism #AmazonPrime #SalesAlgorithmAreMoreImportantThanEquality
Just designed this Native Plants Yard Sign zazzle.com/z/acedlv5d?rf=… via @zazzle #nativeplants #GardenersWorld #plantscience #botany #gonative For my native plant geeks out there!
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary No - actually, I don't remember. But, according to my calendar, I've been a non-smoker for almost as long, so that's cool.
Note to self: Koosh balls don't bounce.
#ThingsToDoDuringNationalLockdown
#NoteToSelf
#NoteToFutureSelf
#nationallockdown
"New year new you!"
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... but what if the old me is the better me? #NewYearsEve #Resolution2021 #resolutions #2021 #newyearnewyou #existencialismo #Existence
Following the Pfizer trucks in the news like it's a Santa tracker #Pfizer #vaccine #CoronaVaccine #Christmas2020 #christmasrefresh #FDA #CovidVaccine #COVID19Vaccine #santa #Christmas #Hanukkah #MondayMotivation
This year live Christmas trees will be doubling as #COVID19 absence-of-smell symptom tests. #Christmas #ChristmasTrees #Christmas2020 #christmasrefresh #MaskUp #IrisLuckhausMasksAreTheBest
There are profound life lessons to be learned when one's phone disappears under the cat. #Cat #ThursdayThoughts
"Okay make your play dough star while I drink my wine, and then we'll go outside in the rain and wipe down the car." #pandemicparenting
Winter is certainly coming, but I never expected the snowflakes to be orange.
What we really need is a contact tracing PSA. Anyone creative enough to come up with a good one stands to earn serious $$$ in t-shirt sales (an appeal to my marketing/creative-minded followers) #COVID19 #mondaythoughts #inktober2020 #WearAMask #6feetaway
Don't wait to inform others until your COVID test returns - if it takes even 1 day before you get results, everyone you've been in contact with might still be caring for the elderly, or just going about their day thinking they weren't exposed! #DontWaitTillItsTooLate #StopCOVID19
Has anyone ever actually gotten respect by shouting "show some respect!"? #justcurious
Saying that the economy was solid before #COVID is like saying the Titanic was a great ship before the iceberg. #TrumpIsUnwell #TrumpFailure #Corona #TrumpHasNoPlan #QuarantineAndChill #COVID?19 #recession #Economy #EconomicCrisis
I did the animation for this movie (with help from assistant, Janelle Smith). I hadn't seen the entire film until last night - I couldn't be prouder to have been a part of such an unusually delightful film! #horror #HorrorMovies #FridayMotivation thecolonialtheatre.com/programs/wait-…
Come the start of school, parents all over the states will emotionally regress back to high school while forming cliques cleverly disguised as "learning pods"
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..." this here is the end of times. #PandemicPoems
I see you've been "nominated" to make another list on Facebook. On a scale of 1 to being-knighted-by-the-Queen, how honored do you feel?
I had a dream last night where I was in an art museum, and telling one the artists, "I don't understand your f^[{!ng art"
I find myself flossing less now that I'm not driving as much. #thingsthatimissthemost #ThursdayThoughts
♫ 5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head. Mama called the doctor and the doctor said, "I'm reporting you to DCFS" ♫ #Homeschooling2020 #homeschooling
My rat illustration has been seeing some love lately. Thank you supporters of my art - Hang in there! zazzle.com/z/adnpco00?rf=… #fridaymorning #FridayThoughts #HangInThere #StayHome #StayPositive_StaySafe #CoronaWillEndSoon #FridayMotivation #FridayFeeling
Creating stickers for today's accomplishment. zazzle.com/z/a2tvh4jw?rf=… via @zazzle
One thing is certain, homeschooling as a career just leveled up in respect and legitimacy. #coronavirus #lockdown #homeschooling #QuarantineLife
One thing is for sure, cases of salmonella will be dropping this year #coronavirus #ThursdayMotivation
Realizing that when my daughter finds my work from 2020, I want to be sure she has something to smile about #quarantinelife #quarantinesketches #sketches #parenting #cartooninginquarantine #QuarantineAndChill #Corona
Finally had some time to do a little sketching today. #coronavirus #politicalcartoon #cartoon #NotDying4WallStreet #NotDyingForWallStreet #TuesdayThoughts #StayAtHomeOrder #CoronavirusLockdown #CureWorseThanDisease
It's 3:47pm, the work day is almost over, and there won't be another Monday until next Monday! #MondayMotivation
The good news is I'll have no trouble being home for when that sectional arrives. Go ahead, delivery window schedulers, do your worst! #MondayMotivation
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