Someone can be a very good person with the best behaviour and still end up being an ex, relationships goes beyond just being a good person.
You are 16 years of Age and your Relationship status Is COMPLICATED,what Happened?.He Stole your ICE CREAM?.
Some of the bizarre actions of Rochas Okorocha including the Jacob Zuma statue.
If u want to laugh today,find an original igbo boy to pronounce CONTAINER, OIL, APPARATUS, SOCKET, DEVELOPMENT, MARKET, LAYER
Rt + add yours
Don't just tweet stuff because others are doing it kid. Eric Cantona is bigger than Chelsea Football club and I'm not even a Man United fan twitter.com/stalyf/status/…
Idk if it’s the fact that this story is in pidgin that’s making me laugh so much 🤣🤣🤣�#myhoestory
“I want Cersei to know it was me”
Mans already in the
22nd Century casually scrolling on his phone using a mouse
When it hits you that all the "long life and prosperity" people have been wishing you, only the long life have been working 😔K
MONEY is not EVERYTHING.
But EVERYTHING is MONEY.
Ladies need to chill 😭😭
They even apply filters to screenshots before uploading �SgTG
When your squad is not ready for test and one I TOO KNOW guy is saying "Sir, We can write the test now"
They just finished fuckin
Backgrounds are always very interesting! RT when you see it 😋0
If you are reading this, I hope you believe that you will prosper. You will reach your goals, and blessings are coming your way ✨
Many ladies shun broke men, disrespect & make them feel useless. Rich Men treat Ladies how Ladies treat Broke Men. twitter.com/Liciablaizer/s…
Me using the net with my own data vs Someone else's wifi
1st Guy: talk out I no dey hear u
2nd Guy: *Increases voice tone*
1st Guy: why u come they shout na, like say I deaf
My mans sent an Uber for a girl to go on a date, driver was a Dave east looking type & she never showed up. Week later saw em togetha. 2017.
Don’t spend your entire life being scared to shoot your shot...that said, before you take a leap be sure your crush isn’t an immature idiot.
Man I keep thinking.. What if a ghost has fallen in love with me and she's using her supernatural powers to keep other girls away from me 😩
When you go to the bank to withdraw 2000 and the cashier want to count it with machine...
Stop making permanent plans with temporary people.
Don’t over commit yourself to someone who has not yet committed to you!
Please what sort of nonsense is this? How is this oluman 14 years? 😂😂😂�MMyqby
“You have too many hoes”
First of all, I studied Agriculture.
do you ever just sit there and realize that you mean nothing to anyone and you start feeling lost, alone, and unloved, and truly unwanted
If you know you know. RT when you see it. 😂😂😂😂CExzA3V
RT when you see it. 😂😂vHk
You remember when u were small and u thought the moon use to follow u anytime you're walking?
Well... that's when your stupidity started 😂�jJ
When she's riding you and you're trying to catch a tittie in your mouth
No fam....we're only single cos we're broke! 😠�twitter.com/Ph_Obidon/stat…
What is wrong with y'all on app.. 😂😂😂D59Qk
How will a Yoruba guy that doesn't like pepper wants to get married to an igbo girl that doesn't like crayfish? How? twitter.com/AkinsKatelyn/s…
Black is a colour
White is a colour
But Black and White TV is not a coloured TV.
The kind of upgrade i want in my life twitter.com/walejobbs/stat…
I ate nothing last night, so i woke up around 1:15am & i saw an angel bringing yam & egg to me singing YÉ MÀ SÙŃ,GBÀ KÒ JÉ 😨😨😨😂😂😂😭😭😭
Update: I have been informed the dog was attempting to greet me and show love. At full speed. At night. twitter.com/UlyssesRex/sta…
You'll just plug in your ear piece and suddenly you'd think people are calling your name when they are not 😂
Americans: What a tragic loss!
Nigerians: Salt no even catch d rice sef. See their mud house sef. .😂😂😂😂😂
Everyone gets tired of me at some point, then eventually they'll leave. They all do
RT if these Legends made your Childhood.....
RT if you don't have any sex video on your phone or laptop. Let's know ourselves....
When the Lecturer kicks You out the Class Vs You 2 hours later in his office....
A rare picture of one Nigerian governor
RT if you know who it is.
Retweet if your mom is special
King Nebuchadnezzar: “Turn the heat of the fire up 7 times!!!”
Three Hebrew Boys: “Mans not hot.”