David πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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I feel attacked (but know it’s so very true) πŸ˜‚W
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
I just had the loveliest Deliveroo Driver/Rider (Rebecca I think it was) so cheerful and fun. Love her! @DeliverooHelp
Interesting observation on the odd occasion I treat myself to a Maccy D’s. Order from @ubereats_uk you never get sauces with your nuggets. Order from @JustEatUK and you do. @McDonaldsUK
I do love #ThisMorning just not this morning. Turned it off.
Outrageous requests I’ve had for personal songs from people who really don’t understand how businesses work [A THREAD] - 1. You’ll build a name for much quicker for yourself by doing this for free
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This is getting spooky now - In the last couple of weeks, there have been about 4 or 5 people I know who’ve popped into my thoughts randomly- none of them connected - then they’ve gotten in touch not long after. Mystic Meg, watch out.
Someone said β€œ30 years ago” and my mind went β€œah yes, the 1970s” but they meant 1991 and now I need a lie in.
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Yesss @nextofficial coming through with their next day delivery and easy ordering. Wanted some new trousers same as some existing ones - Simples - Type in the number off the label in the search and BOOM there they are.
The face of someone who has been on hold to @Endsleigh for 30 mins
So @eonenergyuk harped on to me for ages to get a smart meter. So I did. Now it turns out many of them (including mine) doesn’t transmit the information, so the current workaround it β€œsend us meter readings every month to avoid estimated bills”
Thanks for all the lovely b’day messages! 😊
You know you’re getting older when one or your gifts is this (I tried my Mum’s and it is lush so she got me one) ❀️
Tis my balloon day. The big 4-8 πŸŽ‰
This shirtless muppet will be 48 next week. Send cake.
The lady behind the counter was also a delight. It was such a shame witnessing a customer speak to her like rubbish because her prescription hadn’t come through like it was her fault. Some people really need a lesson in kindness and respect. 2/2
Had my flu jab today in @BootsUK Guildford Road Woking. Staff were lovely. Vishal who did my jab was so friendly & professional. 1/2
Looked after him so many times on flight. A genuinely lovely guy 😒#SteveStrangeeA
My stunner of a Mother turns the big 7-0 tomorrow. ❀️
Katherine Ryan is being asked questions by Holly but looking at Phil when she answers. #ThisMorning
Alright Debbie Downer @reallorraine β€œit may be their last hope” #FirstDates
New neighbours moved in above. They’ve been there 2 weeks. Constant banging (not the fun kind) kid stomping up and down doing laps including late at night waking me up. They are driving me insane. I’m putting off going up there until I’ve calmed down. Inconsiderate AF.
Meaning she had to cancel the transaction. It might have been beneficial for her to ask if I had a card first. I’m only sorry it had such an impact in her day that her only option was to be so rude as well as the absence of basic manners. Utterly dreadful experience. 2/2
Hi - 16 Aug around 1600. She had a face like thunder the whole time (blonde hair - a Kiwi I think). Gave me the filthiest look as she handed over my coffee. I’d obviously upset her by not scanning my Costa card before she activated the contactless machine 1/2
I just bought every single item that wasn’t showing on @AmazonUK for my @Morrisons delivery…..from the same store.
Shoutout to the lovely staff at #NatwestWoking for looking after me as per when handling business account queries. Always a pleasure! Thanks to Caroline and her collleague @NatWest_Help @wholeselfcoach
I love #gogglebox but now #jonathanross is on it I may need to rethink. That man is not remotely funny.
So apparently doing a live broadcast while driving (not me) doesn’t go against @tiktok_uk @tiktok_us guidelines. Nice to see the safety of others being put first.
Not sure who the lady is reading the 1 o’clock views on @PackedLunchC4 but she is HILARIOUS!! Cracking me up. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Funnier than the fellas and their naff Dad jokes.
Hey @Morrisons 1kg of chicken = 789g - how does that work???
Might actually start watching @GMB again now that numpty Piers Morgan has gone. That man boils my piss.
I shall leave you with the final point of reporting this on Saturday - not today as your shoddy app would have you believe. You'll also note from my TL that I tweeted @YourMcColls on Saturday also. Time to delete my account.
Is this an example of exemplary customer service or laziness?
I'm also curious - when complaints are received is it standard business practice for your representatives to cut and paste the same response over and over in the hope that we will get bored and let this go?
If you cannot create an app that functions that is not my issue. You consistently fail to accept responsibility for poor quality yet you charge extortionate delivery prices.
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Lockdown is having a strange effect on the 2 women that live above me. It appears they’ve developed a knack of impersonating men’s voices.
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Time to take a Twitter holiday. The constant doom and gloom on here is palpable. It isn’t really the most uplifting platform. It’s essential to recognise what can affect you and make matters worse. Social media breaks are essential. Sending big hugs all. #MentalHealthMatters
I knew there was a reason I started making Tik Toks again last week
β€˜Unprecedented’ - I would really like to never hear that word ever again.
Does Michael Gove go to a hand choreographer?
Jonathan Ross on The Masked Singer and his ideas of who thinks each person is. It’s like a list of bad dad jokes.
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