David πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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Am I in a gym or the club? Can hear this over my noise cancelling headphones @PureGym
All of these tweets about #JamesCorden and his horrendous attitude - he once told a Welsh colleague of mine on a flight to LA β€œyou can drop the accent now” thinking she was putting it on a la Gavin & Stacey. Not to mention being rude AF about his business class seat. Horrible man
I shall be henceforth known as Linsey. Gaby was so insistent that she could help me grow my Instagram at record speeds. Bless her heart.
That millisecond I consider watching drag race
The amount of people that jumped on the cancel bandwagon without first giving thought or pause to consider the reasons. Yet BrenΓ© responds with such class and leadership. Love her. twitter.com/BreneBrown/sta…
I do NOT miss doing these. Storm Corrie: Plane struggles to land in strong winds bbc.co.uk/news/uk-602161…
β€˜Well don’t call it β€œbottomless Prosecco” then!’
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Veggie Caesar salad. Just a small portion for me ploise
Note to self have a look at someone’s timeline before engaging in their twitter rage replies.
Excuse me I’ve lost my bob-sleddy thingy
Something tells me I shall be watching the Winter Olympics
Have you seen β€œThe Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window” on Netflix yet? I was hooked. netflix.com/gb/title/81305…
Probably the most traumatic part of mum having a little fall today:
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No drama just whipped it out
Not me leaving acupuncture thinking β€œwhat’s that catching on my shirt?” And realising he left a needle in. 🀣
Why does Lorraine Kelly pronounce her S’s differently on occasion?
If you’ve just turned 33 you do NOT need to be having a meltdown about your 40th FFS πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ
As Catherine Tate is trending, because of the way Nadine Dorries behaved in her interview, this had to be done.
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Did #MeatlessMonday today - had spicy lentil wraps instead (which were yum) but…me plus lentils…
@NadineDorries Last time I saw a face like this was in a field just outside of Warrington and a girl was offering me tenner wraps and Mitsubishis, two for Β£15
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β€œBoris is brilliant and got BRExIT done and you’re all wrong” #nadineDorries #janeygodleyVoiceover
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Someone said to me recently β€œso what’s this thing about having a shaved head and a beard? What’s the fascination?” Oh I don’t know Kevin, probably the same reason you dress like a sexually frustrated librarian. Choice.
Oh God the gym is full of 12 year old gym bros. Now I know why I normally come at 7am
Something tells me Brian gets centimetres and inches mixed up twitter.com/RhysTheDyslexi…
How I feel trying to swipe away the 3000th notification from Apple private relay or iPhone unlocked by Apple watch
I’m trying to perv over a fit guy in the changing rooms, yet there always seems to be that one guy in between who appears to be packing up his worldly possessions at the speed of a dead hamster and blocking my view.
Anne Robinson needs to get the memo that this is #countdown not the weakest link.
Shocker @virginmedia putting their prices up yet again
Love @PackedLunchC4 just not the one o’clock views, have to turn over when they come on #cringe
Shoutout to the lovely Elizabeth & Mark at @PayPalUK helping me sort out my direct debit this morning.
Thought I’d get myself a cheeky @McDonaldsUK through @JustEatUK this was my β€˜large’ cappuccino. Where’s the rest of it??
Lovely team taking care of us on the 1030 from Kings Cross to Edinburgh today. @LNER
Yup, love how @virginmedia recommend selecting a new package that is exactly the same as the one I’m now out of contract for but which is more expensive. Yet new customers can get it half the price. I don’t think soβ€”zero value for existing customers.
I feel attacked (but know it’s so very true) πŸ˜‚W
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