As someone who can't swim. The whole "drown in the pussy" saying, actually gives me a panic attack.
Trump: NO MORE ABORTIONS
Women: Okay how bout free birth control?
Trump: NO MORE BIRTH CONTROL
Women: Okay then no sex for straight men
🎶Ain't no mountain high, ain't no valley low, ain't no river wide enough to keep the media from excusing white terrorism.�VS
Pens fans watching the banner go up
I disowned my stepdad and hung up the phone on my dying father.
Trust me, in the art of holding a grudge, I am a master.
Professor Lavar: Why did the British lose the American revolution?
LaMelo: Cause they weren't Big Ballers
Here’s why Odell Beckham’s finger is, in the word of Ben McAdoo, “sore”:
I'm waiting for these "thoughts and prayers" that people keep tweeting out to actually stop these mass shootings. #PRAYERSFORVEGAS
“Don’t come in here with that bs”
Me coming in with the bs:
We Veeps stick together. Jill and I, and all of the Bidens, are with you, Julia.
I know you've probably already seen this, but I just wanted to make sure!
Don't let your people die like this.
I don't believe people who say they don't like candy corn.
*logs on to see if Trump's dead*
Doesn't see it trending.
Fox's Shep Smith: It's being framed as players attacking the anthem, troops, & the flag....that's not what they're doing and we're complicit
I'm so over this negativity on social media.
When you find your missing lighter at your friends house.
So who's the son of a bitch?
"When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time." - Maya Angelou #TakeTheKnee
Already happening—the invite is old news, so he's 'announcing' it to draw a line between 'us and them.' The good teams are on his side.
Me: i don't care about any Kardashians news.
News: Kylie Jenner is pregnant
Warriors release statement in response to Donald Trump ble.ac/2wNOwnu