Website: "your order had ship---"
Someone who dropped out of your high school & had 2 kids before age 20 is on Facebook rn typing a 300 word political rant w/ no punctuation
McDonald's called out order 369 and i yelled out "Damn she fine" and nobody laughed or danced, I hate where we're at in America right now.
23 mins later "you really let me leave like that, that's how I knew you never cared” twitter.com/queenkimbaby/s…
YALL WRONG FOR NOT CATCHING POST 😂�A8
felt like jack black in school of rock tonight when i staged dived and nobody caught my fat ass. wish i had lil uzi body
HOW ALCOHOL WORKS (SQUINT YOUR EYES)
when you call your dog to show it love & it doesn't come twitter.com/nickiminaj/sta…
My iPhone could blow up in my hand, shatter to 10000 pieces and come alive in the night to kill me and I still wouldn't buy a Samsung
I'm dead see you at my funeral
He's planning world domination
This is called the "might make another sandwich... might not"
How to impress someone in 2017 😂z
"I think my dog is broken" 😂�Vn
A great moment in movie history is when Harvey can't recognize The Joker until he takes off his surgery mask.
Wow this video of the human evolution is amazing
ELLEN: so i see u tweet about wanting to die
ME: haha yeah sometimes
*Death appears, sneaks up behind me*
ME: omg ellen you didnt
2 Chainz broke his leg and still continued his tour on a wheelchair 😂S
Oh honey :( Male bees don't pollinate .... he's probably cheating. And he can't even come up with a decent lie?! I hate men twitter.com/datbeeboi/stat…
Imagine carrying your son in your womb for 9 months, raising him for 18 years, only to have him shotgun half the beer twitter.com/blacksheep_fsu…
Loyal girls will be across the bar getting dudes to buy them drinks & then giving them to you twitter.com/dame_bbc/statu…
if i tell you about a movie and i get excited to watch it with u and ur on ur phone the entire time bitch fuck you for disrespecting me
this is the true definition of someone being high as fuck twitter.com/xxmdan/status/…