The key to happiness=stop giving a fuck what irrelevant people think about you.
Fleetwood Mac, 1977
Joe knew. He knew the whole damn time.
Me everyday I wake up for work.
I swear the only time I ever smack my wrist off of stuff is if I'm wearing a watch.
The Eagles playing in front of a crowd of 120,000 at Day On The Green, 1975
Someone told me there's a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.
Who's all hittin up the Washington County Agricultural fair Saturday?
I need some George Thorogood and a handle of Jack with @Kaluzny_49
Whenever I'm down in the dumps I just think about how pumped Steve Irwin was stumbling across a a nice snake or a fiesty croc. Always helps
Hashbrowns = best form of potato
Looks like I'm getting some corn rows with my boy @jake_wentzel
we'll see how that goes 😂
A lot of stuff has changed in the past few months, but I honestly don't care. If my mom's happy, I'm happy.
Ladies. If you're having trouble with your tinder bio here's something to get you started.
Anyone wanna throw down on words with friends?
Protip for incoming college freshman: If you wait till the last minute, it only takes a minute. You're welcome.
I can't wait to get all greased up at the Washington County fair.
Rest easy Aunt Ruby. We'll miss you ❤️❤️❤️
Anyone see any good memes lately?
I'm always either gettin greasy or takin' it easy.
Skyrim belongs to the nords
Remembering the beginning of your greatest adventure of all. Moving to Australia after marrying your soulmate.
Happy Birthday, Mum.
Look how adorable she is.
Having a second fridge for soda and alcohol in the garage
Stand for something or fall for anything.
It's so satisfying finding that perfect windshield wiper speed.
I still smell like catfish
Threw a rotting catfish into a crowd of people in the middle of Carson st. Good night.
I'm 100% gonna state a riot when pens win.
Great day to throw the jorts on.
My normal smell is a mix of Irish spring and Copenhagen
Need zombies bad @nickzanetta
This game is banana land.
I vow to never spin a fidget spinner.
And don't no one ever ever talk shit about ted nugent on my timeline. That's hand catching worthy.
Pens are just ridiculous 🐧🐧🐧
When you play Pittsburgh, you play the whole damn city.
The Eagles takin it easy on a boat, 1975
well maybe we wouldn't sound so BAD if SOME people didn't try to play with BIG. MEATY. CLAWS.
I'm grateful my mind isn't feeble enough to succumb to liberalism.
My mom is hip with the lingo
Man I love me a good meme.