I love this woman & her curvy body. as a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for my attraction to girls on the thicker side, ones w
My brother is opening a black owned wing spot in Crown Heights. Brooklyn Wing House Grand Opening 8/19! 1218 Union Street Brooklyn, NY RT!
NEXT SUNDAY! 8/13! VC LIVE RECORDING @salzybar
! FIRST TIME STORIES! COME THRUUUUUU!
I don't always take the time to answer fan mail, but when I do...
I believe the children are our future...
When is a beaver also a pine cone? When it's a pangolin.
Since lots of you are only just discovering the majesty of the pangolin, let me show you the best thing: This is how they climb trees
I'm still mad that Elizabeth Taylor bet her diamond earrings declaring, "These have always brought me luck," RIGHT before they are stolen.
I am furious at this continuity error in Beauty and the Beast.
blink-182 pop-up shop opens today 11am-4:30pm
2780 N Lincoln Ave
the most normal thing in 2017 so far
What's it like when improv is based off of my stand-up? You don't have to Wonder, Woman! Come to @thepitnyc
and find out! #curlycomedylive
When I want to sound knowledgeable about world politics I just quote lyrics from Rage Against the Machine's Evil Empire.
Search is over! I found the White House leeks.
AMA with the Russia bureau of The Washington Post with @davidfilipov
! At 1 pm reddit.com/r/worldnews/co… @reddit
And his son's one thing was to become a cowboy/photographer/boxer? Anyway I do.
And then his friend's mistress's one thing was to do the voice of Lisa Simpson?
And then Curly's one thing was to do push ups at The Oscars and get shot by The Joker
And then his friend's one thing was to become a cat burglar?
WOW! EXCLUSIVE PIC of tomorrow night's cast all dressed like characters from @GameOfThrones
or whatever! thepit-nyc.com/event/2017-08-… @thepitnyc
I tried to find evidence that they're not all that great but