I’ve been on Twitter for exactly eight years today. Catfish premiered five years ago today. You guys make it delightful. Love you
this is a sea turtle. I know they can live for over 500 years but I never knew they got this big
Casey, I'm so touched with your fast,possitive reaction in wake of the Vegas attack❤️
EVERYONE DONATE gofundme.com/lovearmylasveg… @CaseyNeistat
I know this girl expects me to chase her but boy, is she wrong about that one..
We'll continue to provide updates as more information emerges. Here are some of the shooting victims' stories. nyti.ms/2xQWiPR
I’m scared to go do my job this weekend. 😢
And that is how it is to be someone who lives in a country with a domestic terrorism problem.
remember when australia had one mass shooting incident then banned guns and like...didnt have one again? an interesting thought....
Thankful that my few Vegas friends are safe. My thoughts and heart go out to the families and friends of everyone affected by this tragedy 💜
US citizens in Puerto Rico need water, food, oxygen tanks, medicine BUT NOT A FUCKING GOLF TROPHY. You just don't get it
don't fear. no matter what. don't fear.
The powerful message the Air Force Academy's superintendent wanted to send loud and clear cnn.it/2fHKPxy
I have the worst cold and I feel AWFUL
Please don't be ignorant. No one chooses to be gay. Just like no one chooses to be straight. It's just how you're born. twitter.com/RxRankings_com…
Baby can you focus ?
Onlllyyyyyyyyy , me . 😋😴
I find it quite irritating that AT&T is the PROUD SPONSOR OF ALABAMA FOOTBALL but for some reason I have zero service on the quad.
Lesson reinforced today - believe what you hear none of the time; believe what you see half the time.
Mr. President shut the fuck up about NFL. Do something about our people in need in #PuertoRico
. We are American citizens too.
If you don’t have something positive to say, please take that negativity somewhere else cus I do not have room on this wave I’m riding
Thinking NFL players are 'protesting the flag' is like thinking Rosa Parks was protesting public transportation
it doesnt hurt like it used to
I’ll never forget the moment I realized you should never ever go looking for something you don’t want to see..
Just trying to ride my own wave and live my best life
Miss me with that inconsistent, toxic bs ✌🏼
Why does Kaepernick have to pledge allegiance to play? It’s his job and profession to play. We don’t pledge allegiance when we go to work
You were quiet til I brought this loud 👌🏼
Having common sense has really helped me out in life but holy shit do I hate having it some days.. Dealing with people without it is brutal😩
This love shit is so much easier when you have a igaf mentality
Date the person who tells you to be safe when you go out, not the one who gets mad. Partnership, not ownership.
- Would you eat off your kids’ menu for a week? Join me in the #KidsMenuChallenge
If you break someone's heart and they still talk to you with the same excitement and respect. Believe me, they really love you.
Remember when you saw that transgender totally owning it and it gave you permission to be yourself? You're that person to someone
real friends get treated like family
Keep smiling, keep giving, keep loving, stay happy ❤️ instagram.com/p/BYi4ZNtAnL4/
That interception by Douglas better be the play of the day! #BoiseVsTroy
While I'm here, I must say this Indiana/Ohio St game is whack
Y'all know y'all find me back on twitter during football season
It has been 4,322 days since a major hurricane landed in the US. Twitter didn’t exist when Wilma made landfall 10.24.2005…
appreciate what you have in life before it's gone..
If she don't lose weight or cut her hair after y'all break up she didn't really love you
I can't believe @NevSchulman
is getting married next week! @LauraPerlongo
😁 So happy for you two!
I feel like someone needs this...
focus on your time zone.
Sometimes I just wanna lay up smoke a blunt get my booty rubbed and laugh with a bae 😩😍😻 and have deep conversation.
CINDY HAS FORMED! We now have a tropical storm in the gulf and it's headed toward the TX/LA border. - Kendra Kent
It doesn't matter how busy someone is, when they like you they will find the time.
Anyone up for an Untold Story tonight from @NevSchulman
Anybody still think it was a good idea to vote for this DISHONEST CRIMINAL? sad! twitter.com/chrislhayes/st…