Stress levels at “work” today: 99999. #OBF @piadc
Meanwhile in the cinema
Mom: Anak, buy me a shake from Chill, Chillin’... Ano nga ‘yun?
C: For the nth time, it’s Big Chill.
, please get it together. Been watching movies there since forever, and I've never encountered a double-booking of seats.
To all drivers who honk at me despite the fact that I'm walking ON THE SIDEWALK:
Ano end goal natin, mga kuya???
Stumbled upon this while cleaning up my camera roll. Safe trip and see you soon, @kara__chung
May or may not have dislocated a joint due to my sleeping position. From now on, you may address me as Camila the contortionist
Dad: Know what that Bea and John Lloyd movie is called?
Camila: Uh, One More Chance 2?
D: Nope. One Chance Pa More.
C: Last one mo na ‘yan 😒
Always two sides to every story. Make sure you know both before you give your two cents.
True embarrassment lies within your first email address
Hi, I'm on Snapchat. 👻 camilabenipayoC
Something about guys whose Instagram game is real 👌🏻
How to get through to you
"How big is this in terms of size?"
What do you mean in terms of meaning?
I don't understand why you would attend a concert and take more photos of yourself than of the artist...
Rainy days and Mondays always get me down
Some simple joys I had as a kid I will never outgrow. Like finding a P1000 bill in the pocket of my jeans. Ty, old careless self
"Your call is important to us..."
...Please enjoy this 30-minute flute solo.
You know it's a bad day when you ask a saleslady for your size AND SHE TURNS OUT NOT TO BE A SALESLADY
What's worse than something getting into your eye? A guy glancing over at you at the exact same time, thinking you winked at him. Just, no.
Camilla, Camille, Camella, and Carla are common mistakes but this one takes the trophy for most creative wrong name