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lol the Chiefs entire draft is based on not getting torched by Ja'Marr Chase.
Lol @netflix can't find enough 12 yr old girls to watch 85% of its content.
The Castellini family has ruined the legacy of Joey Votto, one of the greatest to ever wear a Reds uniform. #SellTheTeamBob
Someone needs to show us that having massive amounts of wealth and power doesn't preclude one from being genuinely empathetic and altruistic, by virtue of being a good person.
If China, or any country for that matter, was trying to win the race to mass automation, they could mandate frequent lockdowns and use labor shortages as an excuse to integrate more robots.
The amount of conservative white male virgins using photos of biracial women in their profiles is alarming.
This dude is clearly following the Trump model of priming a voter base. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
Not how hard Elon Musk is trying to soak up Joe Burrow vibes.
Sorry, coat check lost you coat and now you have to experience a mass extinction event.
Today is National Bitch Slap an Oil Executive Like Will Smith Day.
Can't wait for that Steve Nash biopic next year, starring Jackie Earle Haley.
6 million people in greater Atlanta and the city of Cincinnati manages to have worse traffic on a Friday.
Funny how we've missed the most relevant point of the Osacars drama is that Jada Pinkett Smith is a queen.
You can probably safely say you never thought you'd see a gaysian man with a toilet plunger covering one nipple on live television, but it is several months into 2022.
The Cincinnati MFN Bengals have a new, potential top 5 O-line, and the draft is still over a month away. And they're the only team in the AFC North who could reliably tell you how their starting Quarterback will perform.
"But Cincy didn't let him go" should bring a real Bengals fan to tears. twitter.com/MikeGarafolo/s…
1st ever appropriate use of this meme #WHODEY twitter.com/BengalsMarisa/…
Anybody who was #TeamSewel does not get to revel in the Bengals' 2022 NFL Free Agency successes. Sorry, it's written in the rule book.
It's just like Browns fans to deflect in the depths of their despair.
There are now more players on the 2022 Bengals squad expecting a Super Bowl win than there are on any other 2022 Week 1 team, said the pre-draft Cincinnati Bengals, who are pretty much BPA at this point.
"I feel like I stopped aging when I left my ex-wife."
-- Anonymous
Happy day for the next ballers to hoist the Lombardi. twitter.com/Bengals/status…
There needs to be an app that keeps track of what various buildings used to be. Like, this Whataburger used to be a barber shop that was shut down by the health department.
Hey newfound Greater Kansas City JuJu Smith-Schuster fans, twitter.com/BrewStuds/stat…
Truth's current Wikipedia says this. twitter.com/PFF_AndrewR/st…
Wright State had some really good teams in the early 90s. So nice to see them get their first tourney win. #MarchMadness
Don't let women have body autonomy but send their babies to die in defense of goop.
Now why would anyone go and suspect this whole conflict was thought up by the fossil fuels barons? twitter.com/APIenergy/stat…
Ukraine short story. Global Warming wasn't going to destroy us fast enough.
The biggest mistake Instagram made was not facilitating sharing content to other platforms.
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