Just a reminder my band has a show this Saturday at bostocks in stephenville Texas, so bring your moms and yourselves on out.
If I was a drunk, I'd drink you off my mind. If I was a stoner, well I'd roll you up & get high.
Get drunk and motha fucking high is all we do
I'm just ready to wake up, fix breakfast and go to church with someone on Sunday mornings
I must have missed the part where he mentioned race. twitter.com/ShaunKing/stat…
might fuck around and suck a tit
Would you mind checking my gag reflex?
Cocaine on the table, liquor pouring, don't give a damn.
Dude, your GF is a groupie, she just tryna get in saying "I'm with the band."
I can't be fake. If I don't like someone, I will not be around them.
Every time you call me Sweetheart, it just melts my heart
Honda should make a vehicle for men.
if you could read my mind, you'd be in tears
I love how my coworkers fucking love to drink 😂
Today is stupid.
Show me your tits.
I'm wild as hell but I got a big heart
Sex so good that afterwards you play connect the bite marks and bruises....
I'm still drunk, I'm still crazy, I'm still blue
Feel my warm mouth embrace your hard cock, boy
Being on the road and not being able to see your family sucks ass. I miss my family