Brandan Fokken

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My favorite thing is when people post oatmeal and they’re like, “ kept it super simple today” and it’s like vanilla bean matcha chai toffee coffee oats with cocoa nibs, caramelized star fruit and bewitched peacan butter with barbecued bananas captured in the trees of Narnia.
Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you planting a garden so I know we are still going to eat if the Govt. starts to act up.
Eastan got some awesome gifts from Adventure City promoting the new Paw Patrol Movie. We watched it and think it’s pretty great. Chase is his favorite! Thanks again for the cool stuff and for letting us watch the movie. #PAWPATROLMOVIE @PAWPatrolMovie @paramountplus
How many out there having an Only Fans clearance sale ?
Next time you’re feeling down, remember life is all about perspective. I have a friend who has sex 2/3 times a day, exercises twice a day, reads two books a week yet every day he complains how much he hates prison.
Brain cells die, skin cells die, even hair cells die. But FAT CELLS… must have accepted Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior because they seem to have eternal life.
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Brain cells die, skin cells die, even hair cells die. But FAT CELLS… must have accepted Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior because they seem to have eternal life.
I feel that Brenden Fraser is the internet’s new Keanu Reeves.
It’s crazy how much things have changed since then. twitter.com/corygfitness/s…
7 years ago today my very first magazine cover was launched with MUSCLEMAG. This one will forever be special.
That stupid walk you do when someone’s mopping a floor and you know you’re going to walk over it but you want them to see how sorry you are to be walking over it so you make yourself look like you’re tiptoeing through hot lava.
Jealousy will have you hating on someone you should be learning from.
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