BEN PATRICK JOHNSON

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I invite you to tune in my radio show today. "Life on the Left Coast" is live on Yummy Hits Radio from 3-6pm Eastern, 12-3pm Pacific. Yummy Hits Radio Worldwide is a lighthearted Top 40 and Latin dance station based in Miami. My show is a mix of music. yummyhitsradio.com
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Is expressing one's inner campiness a put on? I think it's more of a "let out." youtu.be/3YHVC1DcHmo twitter.com/earthgrumpy/st…
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WEDNESDAY GRATITUDE Waking, sober and relaxed, at sunrise Having my breakfast in solitude in the library Conceiving/writing a promo for my radio show Afternoon thunderstorm Sitting at dusk on the patio. In place of a TV arial on the roof, an IV stand reaching to the sky
Is expressing one's inner campiness a put-on? I think it's more of a let-out. "When I move my body just like this I don't know why but I feel like freedom Free to live I'm gon' get (What I'm gonna get) 'Cause it's my freedom." -Jon Batiste youtu.be/3YHVC1DcHmo twitter.com/EarthGrumpy/st…
Maybe they're just more free and willing than you are at present to give voice to the delicious campiness that lives deep within all men, gay or straight. "Inside every cowboy there's a lady who wants to slip out." - Willie Nelson youtu.be/2FdUjkKApGc twitter.com/EarthGrumpy/st…
Thank you. And I'm sorry your emoji has Bell's palsy. May we both get better quickly. twitter.com/silviob64/stat…
TUESDAY GRATITUDE Socks that match my blanket Really excellent coffee Kate Bush has the #1 single in Britain Not too many flies or ants today Crunchy strawberry/rhubarb jello The mute button on the TV My RN today is efficient, transgender, and smiles a lot
Bam Bam! Have you heard the new @Beyonce single yet? I'll be playing them both on #lifeontheleftcoast this weekend on #yummyhitsradio. Listen on @iHeartRadio. twitter.com/mydemonscreepi…
I followed myself for the same reason. Then I realized I was walking in a circle. twitter.com/EthanAl5414607…
SUNDAY GRATITUDE A hundred degrees out Camila Cabello on the radio Lounging in the sun A cold glass of lemonade Juneteenth - Let Freedom Ring The world going slow Spearmint lip balm Serenity in a nursing home Wiggling my toes Writing about my dad
FRIDAY GRATITUDE the morning light lemon juice there is nothing to fear but fear itself clean air and clean water sugar and also no sugar the sound of car tires against pavement flirting
Got #covid tested today due to temporarily joining a higher-risk community at a skilled nursing facility. I had covid in 2020, did first round of #vaccine in 2021, and got a milder case of covid late 2021. Time for my #booster. Do your part. #gettested #getvaccinated #getboosted
Traveling yesterday up Indian Canyon Drive from Desert Regional Medical Center to the facility where I'll be staying for a stretch of weeks for IV antibiotic therapy and physical rehab from a massive infection in my knee. #gratitude #PalmSprings
HAPPY PRIDE EVERYBODY!! It's been hot hot hot is SoCal, but I've been cool in bed at Desert Regional Medical Center, where I'm on Day 6 of aggressive antibiotic treatment for a whole-body infection that left me in septic shock, delirious and unable to stand. Send prayers?
Getting ready for bedtime in my hospital room at Desert Regional Medical Center. Looking at the IV bags, it seems like dinner consists of lemonade and spaghetti sauce. Hasta mañana!
Voice tracking today's Life on the Left Coast radio show that will air live on Yummy Hits Radio today from 3-6pm EST (Noon-3pm PST.) Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Music, via the web at yummyhitsradio.com or just ask Siri or Alexa to play you #Yummyhits
Other than a great a.m. meeting with @stanlimphoto, my day was pretty much a parade of irony and nonsense. This screenshot from my laptop just now explains it better than I can.
Join us at @asiasfps Thu Mar 8th as @clayaiken rallies SF support for his run for Congress from North Carolina.
Sleepy today. Probably I’m dying. Going to do laundry anyhow.
When I make the bed, I give it my all. My movements are sweeping, dramatic. I turn the process into a ballet. Making the bed takes a long time. My heart rate goes up. My watch thinks I’m working out. When I’m finished, it congratulates me and tell me what a great job I did.
Maybe, but at least I remembered to bring my own douchebaggery to the supermarket last night so I didn't have to use their plastic bags. Score! twitter.com/bigdyldavidson…
Getting ready for tomorrow’s “Sunday Radio Show That Still Doesn’t Have A Name” (starring me.) All your favorite yummy hit music plus a bunch of weird stories that don’t make a lot of sense. Sunday 3pm E, 12pm W #YummyHitsRadio Powered by the free @iHeartRadio app.
Today, in recovery, I accept that my farts are the handiwork of the devil.
I took an aptitude test from one of the big job recruiting websites. Turns out my three best career paths are: 1. Mortician 2. Gardener 3. Ballerina This is going to be a tough choice.
All joking aside, this is something that is front and center for me RN. twitter.com/HauntedJon/sta…
JOB RECRUITER: What is a communication tool that would benefit your employer if you used more of it? ME: (long silence, then) Brevity.
p.s. - In your profile, are you are using your mother's picture instead of you own? Whoever you're pretending to be, she's very lovely. A+ twitter.com/eddiemerckx2/s…
I just want to make sure you know. Do you? Know what I mean? twitter.com/eddiemerckx2/s…
When I lose my reading glasses, ants and chia seeds on the counter are one and the same.
Would the hideous sweater my aunt sent me for Christmas also kill cockroaches? twitter.com/hotincleveland…
Think of me at dawn on my morning outing with Moo Cow, grinning as I march up Indian Canyon past sleepy hospital employees waiting for a bus, my headphones blaring “I Feel Pretty” from the new West Side Story soundtrack. That.
My New Years resolution to brush Moo Cow’s teeth and coat every few days is going well. Soon, I may try it on myself.
I decided to let Miss Moo Cow sleep in a little this morning and not start right away with my daily lecture series on global politics and do not eat the neighbor’s marigolds.
I tried this with my last boyfriend. Unfortunately, he just got drunk off the Lysol and rearranged my furniture. twitter.com/ktfcoyote/stat…
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