these kids are alright I suppose🍻 @ Walkabout Brightoninstagram.com/p/BYAzZhJFoxd/
I have so much to do *collapses on bed*
an update that requires me to restart my computer is an update that is never getting installed.
Iced coffee somehow has the power to completely transform me into a good mood & an all around petter person within two seconds honestly
i dont need alcohol to make bad decisions
when me and my favorite coworker are scheduled at the same time
i love sarcastic people with large vocabularies
I wish my hair was longer but I also wanna cut it
You feel me?
my heart breaks a little bit more every time I have to set my alarm for 5am
open for a surprise
i've just come across one of my favourite videos on the internet
in the mood to sleep for 3 years
on the bright side i am not addicted to cocaine
Really stresses me out when I see things like 'oh yeah she's a plus size model, she's a size 10' THIS IS NOT PLUS SIZE!!!!!
think I managed to cope quite well at work today despite the fact I was running on an hours sleep
i feel like i'm already tired tomorrow
cannot wait to move into our new house on friday, even more exciting because it's brand new😍😍
When you forget to bring a towel to the shower with you pic.twitter.com/3FQg0G6R7g
If you ever wondered what living in student halls was like, my housemates unfriended me on Facebook because I told them to take the bins out
please kindly stfu and go to bed 🙂🙂
why are there so many screaming children outside?!
Dear student finance.. Thank you for seeing me through uni. I don't think I can ever repay you.
at this stage I think my blood is 99.9% coffee
i don't want feelings i want more money
in the mood to sleep for 3 years
finally put a new screen protector on my phone and it's so nice to actually be able to see the screen
my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples pets
um how do i get skinny by tomorrow
PSA!!! your friends that work 40+ hours a week don't wanna hang out when they're off bc we're tired, not bc we don't wanna see u
raise ur hand if ur a sarcastic and sassy little bitch🙋🏻
now that I'm out of money I'm seeing loads of shit that I think would be cute in our new house🙃🙃
i'm not always sarcastic sometimes im sleeping
plz let student finance come soon🙌🏼
had actually managed to save money but due to the lack of a guarantor for my new house I've had to pay a years rent up front😭😭
STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS
BOOTEA BUNDLE GIVEAWAY 👇🏼🙌🏼👇🏼
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when you're already in a bad mood and someone decides to test you and make it worse
Having a job is great until you actually have to go
I literally don't know how to hide when I'm annoyed. you can see that shit alllllllllllllllll over my face.
the guy upstairs must be the most popular guy ever because his phone vibrates every two seconds and I'm going to go insane😤😩
i can't believe they oblitered straight men like that
What it's like being a college student
I will never understand slow walkers. Life is short enough, there is absolutely *no* time to be sleepwalking on pavements
I'm too sarcastic for my own good
How I talk: 25% swearing 25% sarcasm 50% a combination of both
I could use 36 hours of uninterrupted sleep right now