Set your Apple Face ID to your comeface, so that if someone mugs you for your phone they at least have to wank you off first
Ask him what bills he paying to be slamming doors in my fuckin house twitter.com/facts4tweet/st…
This was days b4 my husband took his own life.Suicidal thoughts were there,but you'd. Never kmow. #fuckdepression
So jealous Jenny's sunning it up in Barcelona and I'm in Shite Edinburgh
A rare outbreak of honesty on Twitter ...
So thankful for Jenny actual looked after each other the past couple of days
I'd like to see Conor McGregor beat Floyd Mayweather. Cast your vote now! #MayMac365 cards.twitter.com/cards/18ce54fs…
20mph speed limits in Edinburgh are utter shite
Nothing worse than being on a nightout and needing a pish cause soon as you pish expect to be up every 5 minutes
This time next week... 😏✔️
🚨 LAST CHANCE 🚨
WIN the Air Max 97 Grey Suede
2. Like & RT this post
3. Tag 3 friends & comment your UK sizpg
Jenny tried to do the whole "what's the capital of Thailand, Bangkok" but instead said what's the capital of china and tried to do it 😂
David is genuinely one of the worst people to get a hold of @YoungTeam95
We can't wait to be back at @Creamfields
in a few months 👊👊@likemike
Two years with this cutie 😭❤️f
2 years on and she still puts up with my shite. Sorry I got fat as well. So much still planned for this year together ❤️
7 pence? That’s no very deer
Jenny decided to have a bottle of wine last night and is sooo hungover
asked aaron why doesn't post cute tweets about me like other boyfriends
"Cause you only do dumb funny shit so I tweet that"
The fact there's a 5 guys at Fountain Park makes me happy
Here it is, the first look teaser for @TheNotoriousMMA
Conor McGregor: Notorious. The official film. Coming Soon. conormcgregorfilm.com
Fuck you we doing shape of you remix twice just for that twitter.com/tasking1/statu…
Bleed It Out [Live at Milton Keynes] - Linkin Park youtube.com/watch?v=wsqKH_…
Lead singer of rock band Linkin Park, Chester Bennington, has killed himself, according to US media reports
The office is a little heavier today... 💔 RIP Chester Bennington
Jenny insisted a stay away from her cause she's got the cold but I said I would never catch it now I'm ill as fuck
Dear god Conor McGregor is bringing the house down. I don't think I've seen anything like this before. #MayMacWorldTour #MayweatherMcGregor
Vodafone are a heap Ae shite
Jenny panicked and bought 6 tickets for ed Sheeran 3 in Manchester and 3 in Glasgow by mistake 😂
No way are standing tickets for Ed Sheeran £82 😂
Messi and Antonela dancing at their wedding 😂😂❤️❤Mj
But it's alright because the queen is getting a 6 million quid pay rise twitter.com/edinburghpaper…
A police officer died defending parliament @theresa_may
& you cap their wages. But spend £1BN of OUR money keeping your job. SHAME ON YOU.
Jenny thought that during her driving lesson she would be allowed to pull over and text me back
Tb to prom with my favourite❤️❤️ @AaronMoultrie @fvcksammm @HBircher
999 call received reporting that the Queen isn't wearing a seatbelt. #not999 #notevenwestyorkshire
Guess which image caused more outrage on social media?
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Release in October 2017 #MafiaSZN
Jenny bought this big gaming pc for herself and I've played it more than her
Imagine If Corbyn had delayed the Queen's Speech because he was cobbling together a pact with Sinn Fein - The Daily Mail would be in uproar.
Reminder that JK Rowling a grown woman multi millionaire blocked me for calling her made up character in a book about wizards a specky cunt
YEEZY BOOST 350 V2 "ZEBRA" Raffle Is Open! - mailchi.mp/philipbrowneme…
Give yourselves a pat on the back.
Grow up listening & learning,
vote for who's 'best' at the time,
Don't grow old & angry 💛1
In less than one day, a million people have watched this video about @theresa_may
's record on cutting police numbers.
Some tweets are worth framing: