English people will dead put anything in a sandwich. Fish fingers, chips, crisps, sausages. You name it, it's going in the fucking bread
When ur Touch ID isn’t working and u have to type in your password twitter.com/russdiemon/sta…
I won't take the risk 😂 🙌�UwL4
Hate when older people say "you're too young to be tired" alright Margret you're too old to be alive but here we are
When your in a mood and someone says 'you stopped being moody now' and you're like hahaha I'll stay in it twice as long now ya dickhead
i poured the pasta from my hamburger helper and there was a single Lightning McQueen noodle in there RT for good luck
My first 4 days at home🌸👶🏻(Mammy keeps mentioning onesies but I don't know what that means😝🙈🎀💃)
Turn up your brightness to see the stars
Fairly convinced my thumb / wrist is broken but I'm just going to ignore it for another week
Can't believe I'm catching a £4.99 flight to France
he's actually made an important point about how wages haven't gone up in relation to cost of living hence we all can't afford to buy houses twitter.com/courtneybryden…
I wanna be with you forever. I want you right here beside me forever. –Pooh
What do you call a man with an elephant on his head
Last day at work today, how has two months gone so quick?
hate those dickheads that aaalways have to one up you, you're going to new york but they're going to newer york, fuck offfffff 🙂🖕🏼🙂🖕🏼
Chro. No. Logic. Al. Or. Der. twitter.com/instagram/stat…
RT si tu as déjà vu ce magnifique spectacle 😍�23
I'm presuming the people who live here make excellent milkshakes
"can't wait to tell ppl the big secret💍👰🏼🤵🏼💍"
From ur emoji choice am gonna take a wild guess n say ur sponsorin a leopard for £2 a month
En 1992, le Dragon du Château de la Belle au Bois Dormant était l’Audio Animatronic® le plus grand au monde : 3m de haut et long de 24m! 🐲G
Karma is definitely a thing
Everyone pray the food washing machine is free so I can wash my clothes
So annoying that I've run out of shampoo one week before I go home
Been living with my roommate for 9 weeks and she's done the washing up 3 times 🙃
Lucky Charms Milkshake.
Burger & Fries.
Hate waiting for someone to come over, like what do I do with this time? Make a cake???
I'm addicted to watermelon chuppa chups
Having to take breaks from the sun by going inside my house
Feeling so English right now - its way too hot
Sleeping at night I cant wear makeup & in pjs only, nap in the day I'll dive in bed in my coat & handbag still on me shoulder gdfkin nite zz
I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS PAINTING SINCE APRIL SOMEONE PLS MAKE ME FAMOUS
I'm still in the bar?????
it’s like he foresaw his own presidency twitter.com/realdonaldtrum…
Wait I'm still in the bar
Are we really still in the bar with the manager? Is he really calling me Brenda?
Did I just have a dream about my eye brows????
when the fuck are these gonny die twitter.com/bizzlescalvins…
Just rushed to get to work and it turns out I don't start for another hour
Oh honey :( Male bees don't pollinate .... he's probably cheating. And he can't even come up with a decent lie?! I hate men twitter.com/datbeeboi/stat…
Was serving an old lady in work and asked did she have a loyalty card to which she said "I have never been loyal to supermarkets or men"
all supermarkets are in 2017 but tesco be in 3057
What do you get if you stand between two llamas?
Just watching Disney films in French... guess that counts as learning
with the way things are going i can't just keep scrolling anymore twitter.com/funnyquotees/s…
A colorised shot of London during the 1930's.