News : New iPhone will be cheaper in USA than India
- Mowgli to his gf.
Jitne dhokhe khaaye hai us hisaab se I should get Sadma Bhushan award
Selena Gomez ko uski dost ne Kidney de di aur humare dost abhi tak gaali se aage nahi badhe
Happy birthday @Parsahiya
The only time people give 'Titanic pose' these days is while security check..
Engineer was torturing his wife. Isliye wo apne mechanical gayi.
When charger is in other room and you too lazy to move
Someone should try and explain to SBI the difference between a newspaper ad and a billboard.
When people say 'everything will be alright' they actually mean that you'll get used to this shit.
Consent. What's wrong with it. Tujhe mana kiya, kisi aur ko haan kar diya. Personal choice. twitter.com/tweeterrant/st…
"Kabhi chand usne kaha mujhe,
Kabhi asmaan se gira diya."
condemns any kind of hate mongering.
Every guy will tell you how beautiful you are.
I'm here to tell you It's a lie.
I agree that @Pvsindhu1
is not pure gold standard. She is actually venturing into platinum standard. twitter.com/HTSportsNews/s…
Don’t run away from life.
Kuch tharkiyo ka bas chale to Larkiyo ki Qabr pe b Likh de
" Nice Qabr dear "
I dedicate this Victory for our beloved Prime Minister Shri Modiji on his Birthday for his untiring and self less services to our Country. twitter.com/pmoindia/statu…
Today we reached out to construction sites and workers and spoke abt hygiene. A good awareness drive it was.. Covered more women than before
P V Sindhu settles for gold.
Am I doing this right, @htTweets
raja harishchandra called me up..
TrueCaller flashed his name as TrueCaller
[talking to a military officer]
other countries- thank you for your service
Indians- Bhai canteen se ek blenders ki bottle nikalwa de
We're starting a small initiative for kids in Bhopal. If possible, please RT and share. If you want more details, feel free to DM.
To get work done in India, you need at least two alerts:
1) Send Email
2) Call the recipient & say "Sir, I have sent you an email"
How we (Indians) describe beautiful places of our country.
"Wahan jao, lagega hi nahi ki India me ho"
1997: ewww why is your food so yellow eww whats in that gross..
2017: omg have u tried tumeric?? Its like organiccccc ughhh omg love it
3 types of people in life:
• who helped you in difficult times
• who left you in difficult times
• who put you in difficult times
How elder siblings see younger ones
Omg I just can't stop laughing .. 😹😹😝😝�NeQp1wgD
My credit card to me every month
Mitrooo, kya yeh sahi baat hai
HR in the company is as useful as 'ueue' in the Queue.
Manmohan singh was a great PM. Unka koi jawaab nahi !
According to this @TechCrunch
photo, the iPhone X will cost one human life.
When you want to unlock your friend's iPhone with facial recognition. #AppleEvent
me: i'm sorry i'm not enough
Zikr toh chhodh diya tumhara, lekin fikr nahin jaati.
In India if you don't laugh at dirty jokes it means you're a good person.
" Woh meri khamoshi nahi sunta,
Mujhse awaz di nahi jaati.."
Jo maza talab mein hai, wo haasil me kahan..
Gareebo ki suno, woh tumhari sunega
"Even Paisa bolta hain, but I can't." - Introverts
I have a hilarious iPhone joke, but you guys won't buy it.
Jindagi ki yehi reet hai
Apna toh Android hi theek hai
Yeh chutiya #iPhoneX
People who can unlock each other's #iPhoneX
I feel sorry for iPhone X face recognition feature already. 😁O
...ummmmm .... what do I do?