Omg, why can I not get on a normal sleep cycle?
Wonder what Prince thinks of Blonde 🤔
Update: I'm still watching Prince documentaries.
Pumpkin is gross and I will not eat pumpkin anything....there I said it.
Which is why I'm not having kids
As I was exiting the aircraft Thursday a dad at his wit's end called his son a "little dumbass" and this would 100% be me as a parent.
Still not on a proper sleeping schedule and I awoke positively famished. Like I will hurt someone if food does not enter my body immediately
Prince is so rude in this movie and Appolonia's fine ass still buying him a guitar after knowing him for 5 seconds......y are we like this?
I just caved and purchased a digital copy of purple rain and I now only respond to being called "the kid" thx in advance
I'm watching Purple Rain and going to sleep at 6:00 and no one can stop me.
Number of times I've listened to Sam Smith's new song: idk I lost count at 50.
Checking my email after 2 weeks on vacation makes me want to quit my job and live off the grid.
I would describe myself as: Hard exterior but still cries during Nicholas Sparks movies.
As a Texan not living in Texas you have to come to grips with the fact that at random times you will have brisket cravings.
S/O to me for cleaning my room before vacation
Wanna give a S/O to the Bay Area for not making me come home to 1000 degree weather.
I'm just a basic bitch in the tokyo airport tryna find some Starbucks.....shit
How close are we to an Instagram update that will filter and caption my photos for me?
Good news, not a scam and my trench coat is fly as hell.
Coming at you live from the crzy taxi to pickup our custom clothes that may or may not have been a scam. Tune in next time to idiots abroad.
Why in the hell didn't we get a Batman movie where all the characters are played by Prince? 🤔🤔
Sup? Nmh just watching all of Prince's official music videos that are now available on YouTube.
99.9% of the world's problems could be solved if everyone would just listen to Blonde in a dark room with their eyes closed.
canceling plans to read is ok. skipping a party for the gym is ok. staying home to cook is ok. lets encourage it & respect self improvement.
My obsession with Prince and Frank Ocean could qualify me for the psychopath scale....
Dis y I luv Frankie O tmblr.co/ZRdVAy2PdmvxP
I would be a much happier person if I could continue to get daily massages upon my return to SF
In Thailand your chest is included in the full body massage and idk how to feel ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Elephants eat for 16 hours a day....honestly....same
When I close my eyes all I see is candy crush
Hi I have sun poisoning and my forehead is so swollen I look like that guy off Star Trek idk his name cause I've never seen it don't @ me
I fuck with this show so heavy twitter.com/genius/status/…
I went to Phuket and all I got was sun poisoning omg send help.
I talk a lot of shit but my heart is broken for my lil hometown.
My Facebook TL is nothing but addresses of people that need to be rescued from my hometown.
That place paid for my college education. twitter.com/abc/status/902…
If anyone needs a giggle my mom wanted to go help with Houston rescue on our jet ski and that mental picture is too much for me
Well....I just started dry heaving over the smell of fish at the market. I continue to be unintentionally offensive. 🙄
How does southeast Texas manage to turn everything into a drinking game? Stay wildin y'all. ⛈🌪
Lol still doing this ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Grown ass woman who occasionally dances on tables ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Oh also I'm wearing grey contacts send help
I am a celebrity here 😭😂😭😂
Taylor should have just called her album what it is, The Life of Blonde Lemonade
Hello, I am sitting in an empty bathtub in Bangkok STARVING cause I don't sleep and don't want to wake my friends