I do what I can, but it's a team effort really 😉#ExposeTheAltRight
*Rob Kardashian posted Chyna's nudes
*Chyna is a drug addict
* T.I and Tiny paid Chyna to have a threesome
Me waiting on Blac Chyna to respond to Rob Kardashian's tweets
Me: "I'm not falling for anymore celebrity drama"
*Hears about Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna*
Blac Chyna didn't want Rob Kardashian. She just wanted to ROB the Kardashians
Rob Kardashian logging onto twitter after Blac Chyna got his Instagram deleted:
Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna are the prime example of " you can never turn a hoe into a housewife "
ZANE GROTHE! Upsets the field from lane 1, wins in 3:44.43, Clark Smith 3:45.91 in 2nd. Grothe #5 in the world right now.
20 years ago today a world that I had lived in alone was suddenly open to others. It's been wonderful. Thank you.
A message for all of humanity, this was made 76 years ago - Charlie Chaplin amp.twimg.com/v/bada8250-fd3…
Our generation thinks it's COOL NOT TO CARE . It's not. Effort is cool. Caring is cool. Staying loyal is cool. Try it out.
I'm weak af 😂😂�M7vG
But Real talk, @TinyMajorMama
you're hiring the wrong females. 🙅🏼 hit me up if you need an assistant, boss lady. 💯 Not on that thot behavior
But FR, It was sad to see the end of these two & I really hope they can remain friends cause I have mad respect for @TinyMajorMama
WE WERE WITH Y'ALL FROM THE BEGINNING. 😭😭😭 I love you mom and dad... I me@TinyMajorMama
I'm gonna be ok tho, for all of those concerned. As long as @Tip
are both happy, I can learn to accept them separately 😢
was the one celebrity relationship that I was emotionally invested in. 😭 I WAS ROOTING FOR Y'ALL! 😫😩
Y'all. I was not emotionally or mentally prepared for the series finale of @Tip
from the bottom of my heart, i am so so sorry. i don't have words.
When I accidentally stab myself in the eye with my mascara
Congrats Leah & Stephon 🖤🖤twitter.com/coachbrucepear…
This look on Rihanna was so iconic, she knew that she was THAT bitch
I'm sorry I'm a huge Wayne fan 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
Happy 4/20 from this picture of Lindsay Lohan smoking weed that ended up all over Coachella last week
How cute is Luna tho!? 😍 (2/2)c
When ur friend changes numbers so you just make a new friend... (1/2)
HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS
how many retweets for a year of free chicken nuggets?
If you get 18 mil come to NYC and the frosty's on me 🍦twitter.com/carterjwm/stat…
me & everyone else as grandmas in the future, slaying in our old age🙌🏼💗CvIPA
well these tweets surely didn't age well
But for real, y'all gotta find his dog @danabrams
. It's dark & that highway looked busy. @OfficialLivePD
That was love tho, the way homie threw the dog over the fence 1st & then climbed up behind him. No dog left behind. ✊🏼@OfficialLivePD
Can y'all get in touch with Animal Control and see if they picked up the dog, @danabrams
But seriously, @danabrams
, I'm worried about that dog just running down the highway in Arizona. @OfficialLivePD
, did they ever find that guy's dog, though? What charges is he looking at? @OfficialLivePD
Mom: keep crying and imma give you a reason to cry about
If you don't like me but still watch everything I do... Bitch you're a fan 😂
we take the naps we think we deserve
I judge people by their horoscope signs🤷🏽♀️
If I'm fake I ain't notice, cause my money ain't. 💸💸zv9
goes out to my best friend @iamcardib
😍 I don't think she knows we are best friends, tho. Anywayyy... hey, bae 😉3CI
52 years ago today, I joined Dr King, Rev Abernathy, and more than 3000 people to begin the march from Selma to Montgomery--our 3rd attempt.
TSA agent (checking my ID): "Hawk, like that skateboarder Tony Hawk!"
Her: "Cool, I wonder what he's up to these days"
Never get revenge, get over it and stunt on them 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼
Stop trying to make rodeo happen.
"You're gonna hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late."
Jokes on you I'm gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what.