my coworker always fucks with me!!!!bitch hid my phone like 20 times today🤦🏻♀️
Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same.
i wonder if there's people that some just avoid purposely cause they think "you're gunna ruin my life" 😂😂😂
rt only if you are an alien
if you find somebody you have fun with and vibe with, ride that wave.. that shit is so rare so enjoy it and make it last as long as you can
You on the wrong app my neither twitter.com/revjide/status…
my problem is I put everyone else's happiness before mine..
I wanna smoke helllla weed and play rocket league
I'm not shy, I'm just high
my birthdays in 5 days, whatcha get me? 😋🙃
idk why I'm stressing over people that aren't even thinking about me. I'm better than that come on
Serial killers start off with killing animals. twitter.com/queenuneeka/st…
OMG THATS SO CRAZY!!
the dentist numbed my mouth on one side and whenever I talk only one side of my mouth moves and I can't stop laughing at myself 😂
Ask him why hes wearing my sisters jeans twitter.com/singlegaylife/…
i fucking love lil uzi 😩😩😩😩
Congrats to @LILUZIVERT
for winning #VMA
Song of Summer!
Worth a shot 🤷♂️�tq
today's my last day to eat like shit
FOUR LOKO IS GONNA MAKE SHOTS. WE ARE DONE FOR
That's vodka. And I mixed it with orange juice. I call it an orange-vod-juice-ka.
me every morning
My future wife prolly up rn listening to SZA, wishing her butt wasn't so small LOL ur fine af y u so annoying lol...ily go to sleep
lmaooooo why am I a jets fan again?
whenever you feel like giving up drinking just remember there's a beer out there somewhere cheering you on, don't quit now ✊🏽
I think I'm done drinking 🤔
so booted rn my head keeps dropping in this cereal bowl
martha did me so dirty tonight 🤦🏻♀️
took a DNA test and found out I'm 100% back on my bullshit
who tf woke taylor swift up from the dead and why!!!
goddamn i love paper like i'm michael scott
fresh set of lashes ayooo you can not touch me today
don't leave me alone with my thoughts
I wonder if you think of me
I take this back. he just grabbed my ear and pull me halfway across my bed
at least I have a cute puppy to cuddle with now
remember that one time i was in a music video lolololol
i always listen to post malone during smoke seshs. he mellows me out of something 🤔
The new fucboi is the guy dming you dog pics.
laying in bed already thinking about what I'm going to have for lunch tomorrow
other people have feelings too. just keep that in mind