I can’t be more thankful for what this life has given me
You lied to me talkin bout you loved me from the start
Prison is too good for her... Boil her ass. twitter.com/ABC7Chicago/st…
I scroll down my instagram timeline and it’s pregnant, pregnant, baby, pregnant. And in my head I’m like wait wait wait 🙄
Take the longer way home windows blaring country type of day
I take Venmo, PayPal, wire transfer, check, money order, cash. Lmk. twitter.com/pasocash/statu…
kinda miss being 17 meeting at sheetz just knowing you were gonna be dying in a field from to much vodka
I can’t imagine my life without my grandpa. One of the only people who mean the absolute world to me.
"Damn, my car ran outta gas. Lemme rotate the tires" twitter.com/thinkprogress/…
NO girl likes being kept lowkey so try again
Y'all gotta stop getting pregnant if y'all don't even have a ride to y'all doctors appointment
Me: *debating if I should go out*
Me: ok im going out
according to my instagram timeline this is a lie twitter.com/cnn/status/738…
I need a purse small enough to carry my phone, ID, & cards. But is still big enough to conceal a fifth of jack.
In a relationship, if something i do upsets you , tell me so i can fix it , i'm not going to play Blues Clues with yo ass
I didn’t do 18 hours of HIIT this week to not have some damn whiskey & margs this weekend!
since y'all niggas know everything, which one of your homies tryna smash your girl?
anyone in college can relate
TIP OF THE DAY; Pray, then let it go. Don't try & manipulate or force the outcome. Just trust God to open the right doors at the right time.
BOYS! get ur eyebrows threaded !! not only will it improve ur looks by 600% but also hurts like a bitch and u all suck and deserve to suffer
I'm super excited for what the the future holds and hope to be as successful as I can 😋
Me: "I think I only spent like $20 last night"
Bank Account: -$234.78
My wife is the best!!!!!! Lol
Has anyone noticed, it’s always the dramatic ones who “hate drama” & the ones who “hate fakes” are the most fake?🤔
Tease your hair, apply your mascara, turn on George Strait, and handle it.
My mind keeps telling me yes, but my body.... my body is telling me NOOOOOOO. twitter.com/radalcoholporn…
There isn’t a single place I haven’t almost died at in ocean city.
Always remember ... people will always try and throw shade at your happiness
Do you ever just wake up and entirely not like someone even the slightest bit anymore? bc same
Oral sex is very important for your health
could use an orgasm or 10
TIME TO GET FUCKING SPOOKY
I'm a girl who can cut a guy off dead like it's nothing yet also a girl who'll cry over the same shitty guy for 6 months. my emotions r dumb
do you ever listen to a song and remember exactly what life was like when you first heard it
Boys in boots and tight wranglers man 😫twitter.com/jomoody23/stat…
Prism Eyeshadow Palette & Hudson Liquid Lipstick 🔺�@norvina1
No sharp turn is complete without saying skrt skrt
This is a very specific adult problem and I relate deeply. twitter.com/SpiffyMiyagi/s…
when you close the fridge and you hear something fall twitter.com/yunqky/status/…
I sure fucking can. Fuck having to put another humans life before mine. 🙅�twitter.com/perfectbabies/…
Don't ask her on a straight tequila night 🎶
I’m such a good friend to have because I will ride for you but as soon as you fuck me over it’s a wrap
If you can’t tell when I’m upset than you are stupid because it’s so easy to tell when my mood changes, I don’t hide shit
So.... we’re not gonna gonna talk about this?... twitter.com/niggacommentar…
Im the type of girl that will give u my last, then be scared to ask u to borrow $5 if I need it! My parents raised me to not ask for shit!
LMFAOOOO WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS
I want to move back to Germany.
Do not blame tens millions of peaceful law abiding gun owners for the actions of an evil lunatic