Although my cashier, Archer, was very cute.
Spent the day in a coffee shop, seeking out new work. Then I went to Trader Joes, where once again, I failed to meet the love of my life.
I met a guy who didn't like Bob's Burgers. What kind of a humorless monster are you, sir?
Love this local cafe on Melrose. They are playing FRIENDS and it's the episode with @RWitherspoon
as Rachel's sister. Love her!
Currently not working and it's really frustrating. If you know of a writing assistant job, please send my way!
Finale was a let down. Left off on a question never answered (unless you read the comics and who has time for that). #BuffyTheVampireSlayer
Finally on the #BuffytheVampire
series finale. Should I watch #Angel
Also finally powering through the last season of #BuffytheVampireSlayer
. It's pretty rough but the Rachel Bilson cameo as a teen is cool.
Finally started watching #VEEP
. I'm not quite loving the first three episodes. Is it worth it to keep pushing through???
"You are within your right to change your mind about someone... What you do owe them is communication." -#HereToMakeFriends
Saying "voting isn't my thing" is a disgusting sign of privledge, and not the good kind, @TinsleyMortimer #RHONY
It's 6AM and I'm awake applying for jobs on websites where I'm sure my resume is surely never seen.
Women should carry spray bottles with water in them, so when men give unwanted cat calls, we can treat them like bad cats and spray them
Do rich people know what top ramen is?
, you are beautiful and genuine. You don't need no man children. #TeamKristina #Bachelorette2018 #BachelorInParadise
I'm fortunate that I am considered "passing" and that comes with its own privilege, but doesn't always stop discrimination.
Can't believe how difficult it is to prove discrimination in the workplace when so much of racism flies under the radar and isn't direct
Been on the phone with lawyers all morning. Disgusting how a white lawyer told me he doesn't understand what kinky hair has to do with race!
Ep. 1 and I recognize a diner they filmed in. Went there with @nowowl
several months ago!
2 to go.
I still cannot believe this is real life. @HillaryClinton
it should have been you. We all know it should have been you.
Okay but seriously. This is just getting ridiculous. This is NOT an episode of The Apprentice.
This week's magazine covers are brutal/surreal.
Having the first decent hair day I've had in about two or so years. Luckily I have a date tonight. So that must be a good sign?
"You had a group on the other side that came charging in without a permit and they were very, very violent."
Growing up poor has always made me incredibly resourceful. Yesterday I was able to buy a $60 dress for $16.
I find this really interesting. Makes me think about my own GIF usage. I use GIFs of all people though so where is the line drawn? twitter.com/teenvogue/stat…
"Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me."
Are there men out there who pursue women still?
Asking for a friend.
Never forget to be extremely wary of every person in your life who has not experienced this last year as a personal moral emergency
I gave the office dog my blazer because it's cold. So that's where I'm at.
This has been a public service announcement. twitter.com/BachParadise/s…
We've all been Bella Thorne in a Scott Disick phase.
Last night @Llansang
almost chocked on food when I mentioned how much my student loans are...
Just witnessed a proposal at brunch
"Hey, if anyone knows the power of tweets, it's me." -@Llansang
Just googled" "Are there oranges in orange chicken" for @Llansang
Seeking second job and/or freelance work. Please send my way.
Millennial: your generation got houses and jobs
Boomer: yes but we lived with constant fear of nuclear winter
Millennial: hold my avocado
I'm equipped with a MFA from Columbia University. I also have 5 years of assistant experience. What more could they possibly want???
Very frustrated a certain company keeps posting that they are looking for editors and editorial assistants yet they haven't called me
This is the dark humor I love. 😂twitter.com/BilgeEbiri/sta…
Requirements: Master's degree, 5+ years of experience, 3 certifications
Benefits: None twitter.com/washingtonpost…
Guy: You should get bangs again
Me: If you wanna buy me a new T3 Micro Single Pass Luxe Straightener then sure
The president of the United States has tweeted 8 times so far today. Good thing we didn't elect that woman with her gross womanly emotions.
we the american people need a golf vacation from the president