It is so important to audit The Federal Reserve, and yet Ted Cruz missed the vote on the bill that would allow this to be done.
I can't stand artists who wear clothes covered in paint.
How bad of a painter do you have to be to get so much on you?
Learn your trade.
America Is Now Fighting A Proxy War With Itself In Syria buzzfeed.com/mikegiglio/ame…
via @mike_giglio @BuzzFeedNews
"I bet Voldemort couldn't force choke someone from across the room like my grandfather could"
Aaaaaaaaannnnnddddd.... We're done.
to be honest though I don't really care about re-entry..
The cultural appropriation of DJ Khaled.
we haven't figured out re-entry yet. Or anything besides sex sounds.
your weekly reminder to listen to Arcade Fire
Journalists: Crucial details in the @FBI
case are being obscured by officials. Skepticism here is fair:
Heartwarming! This Man Thinks He Can Get Some Work Done On The Train! clickhole.com/r/3968tsd
Looks like the fight is officially on. March 4 in Philly.
Location & price info later I guess.I think the guy who runs it uses a pager still
You will always find peace over the horizon.
You're Peter Horny, the legendary pickup artist.
Can you seduce the president? clickhole.com/r/3880tsd
The face of a man who truly understands life is no longer worth living @FilthyFrank
One time @MikeJudge
was going to pee in the sink and instead he shit on a turtle.
5 Embarrassing Times Presidents Accidentally Called The Nation ‘Mom’ clickhole.com/r/2780tsd
Shockingly, there's a race war going on the chat window of my illegal Grammy stream.
My buddy @JoshCheeeneee
asked... "Coincidence?" I think not. @deadpoolmovie
Your options: a billionaire conspiracy kook, 2 televangelists, an iPod, a hereditary princeling, Gil Gunderson, a senile commie or Ma Barker
Thanks government for caring about us so much, I wouldn't know what to do without you, I mean. Who will build the roads???
When the FDA doesn't let you buy Advil Cold & Sinus unless you're 18 because people might make meth w/ it?? and my parents are gone so yeah.
can someone please buy me some Kodak Ektachrome, only $100 for 5 rolls
WHO THE FUCK HAS MY FIFTEEN MILLION DOLLARS ?????????????????????????????????????
SOMEONE NAMED DAQUAN SAID HE WAS KANYES BOY AND I SIGND THE DEAL TO BUY PALBO AND SENT THE BITCOIN. CALL THE POLICE THIS IS BULSHIT
If you are a swing voter, this crowd will make you join ISIS.
The truth is out there Gthjtkt.
Win "MVP" Butler and Spike Jonze post game.
If not for the cowardly actions of John Wilkes Booth, Abraham Lincoln would have turned 207 today.
Working on a program that auto-replies to every email with "k"
Sanders: "While we're on the topic, I was against the Spanish American War, too!"
Politicians bribe you with your own money what kind of crap is that
Holy crap Facebook brought Soflobro back!!!!!
ARCADE FIRE AND CHVRCHES OMG WHO'S COMING WITH ME
even if I get e. coli the free burrito from Chipotle was still worth it.
@KEEMSTARx Have u seen chef?
the production quality of The Superbowl is insane, the camera men are literally gods.
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