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Win 2 tickets courtesy of @adidasUK to see @chelseafc take on Schalke 04 - 17th Sept. RT & follow to enter! #UCL
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The person below got fingered by wolverine and Captain Hook
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The person below gave you a STD you just don't know it yet ...
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The person below is masturbating at your icon
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The person below sucks dick for a dollar
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This is the Best Bucket Challenge 😭�
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plot twist: a butterfly gets a tattoo of a slut on her back
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We got free cokes with our names printed on outside aquatica
The suitcase came last night
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British airways put the bag on a plane and now it's only in gay wick
The bag with all my clothes in didn't get put on the plane and is still in Orlando 😂😂😂
Feel like I should get dressed
Cold showers in this heat👌
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I can see lighting or some shit out of the corner I my eye and it's really fucking annoying
I can still here thunder
Thunder woke me up
@skinnylvoe why what's a matter with us strattoners
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I'm not even dressed yet
Brazilian football has been destroyed E.G: Brazilian legends record has been broken by a German In the first Game lost for 40 years at home
Neuter should take it
I need a piss but I'll probably miss 3 goals
Someone should bet on the game being 7-0
'He's not even celebrating like doing all that fucking praying shit'
Retweet this if Sacagawea was your mom.
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These Korean meatballs really are the dogs bollocks
me: it’s too hot me: *opens window* *in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses*
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David Luiz - hugely overrated donkey in my book.
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My tan lines tho
Carrying a huge fucking rock for 9+ miles yesterday was one of the worst decision ever
Looking forward to camping in Alex's 12 man tent