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Zach Braff

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...I get warm feelings whenever I think about my mother :). ow.ly/l9vSj
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Friends, Happy Spring: here's a free download of an amazing song from @carybrothers wishiwasheremovie.com
@UberFacts: The common female equivalent for “morning wood” is “morning dew.”” I think I have both.
#replacesonglyricswithnutsack I kissed a nutsack and I liked it.
@zachbraff last week we played a football game (soccer, not hand egg) and we wore t-shirts with Mandy Patinkins face pic.twitter.com/Y7FLHyIIhY
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Dear @amyschumer, you're really funny. I like your show. Friends, check out "Inside Amy Schumer". (Spoiler: It takes place outside of her.)
@mika241998: @zachbraff so is it gonna be Hooch or Donald in your movie ?” They will fight to the death in episode 2.
@cramermj: @zachbraff I love this so much it's hard to breathe: youtu.be/7rPwcRScMtQ” he really is crazy.
@Harry_Styles: Back on the road... Looking forward to the show tonight .x” stop calling me "the road".
From #Scrubs to #30Rock, take a look at the best sitcom finales of all time: rol.st/106TpoD
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I just backed Video Games: The Movie on @kickstarter kck.st/10F2eCG
Hooch came by my house... unannounced: youtube.com/watch?v=7rPwcR…
Wallpaper created by Joscha for all of us based on his awesome backer tee: jovi-architecture.com/wish-i-was-her…
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It's time I clear some things up for those who are confused: kickstarter.com/projects/18699…
@mattcbeer: @zachbraff this might be a silly question, but is @donald_faison confirmed to have a cameo as well?” Yes.
.@Sarah_McNabb @Harry_Styles booty-calls me all the time. It's getting old... I'm not his ho.
I'm a sucker for the lip-bite. Gets me every time.
@zachbraff Great response Zach, you're doing it right!
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@RossMPerkins: @zachbraff Will there be a cameo appearance by Hooch?” As of 5 mins ago, I can confirm yes. :)
@Miss_Buky: @zachbraff Is Jim Parson in the movie for sure or was it just a maybe??” For sure!
@LynsieLee: Have we convinced @zachbraff to put my boobs in his movie yet?” Will they audition
@cunningfox99: @zachbraff do we have to choose just 1 fan made tshirt design? They are all great!” Yes. Sorry. Only 1. :)
@RichGarrattSAFC: Time to change you Bio @zachbraff as you’re over the 1.1 million mark !” Woo-hoo!
@nadineshambrook: @zachbraff Can you just announce Natalie Portman playing your wife, please Zach” she's a bit young to have a 12 yr old.
@UnGradySizemore: @zachbraff If this movie is successful will you be bring us Dr. Acula?” If @VDOOZER writes it, yes.
All Backers know the film is financed from 3 sources: Backer funding, my money, foreign sales. All explained here: m.youtube.com/watch?v=j1LY3C…
#incomingfreshmanadvice if it itches, go to the clinic.
Kickstarter Backers voting on the t-shirts, it's all up and running now. Wasn't expecting 38,000 of you to vote at once. :)))))))))
The hilarious @joshgad joins the cast of "Wish I Was Here" as my brother. Can't stop smiling.
So happy to be joining @zachbraff in his new film! Thanks to everyone who is helping to make it a reality on @kickstarter!
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Only 10 days left to join our adventure: kickstarter.com/projects/18699…
One of my favorite actors of all time joins the cast of "Wish I Was Here": Mandy Patinkin will play my father. pic.twitter.com/VaHceV2ETr
12.5 hours left to submit a t shirt friends!!! #wishiwashere
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I wonder if I'm the only one on Jury Duty who has to take a Jury Doodie.
Khaleesi better be in tonight's episode! #2WeeksNotOk
Wow, I can't believe how many of you have Moms! So cool.
RT if you’re being fingered in a Quiznos.
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.@donald_faison Don't get all jealous. You're the only member of my mile high club.
Update. He's a robot with an erection. All good.
I'm either sitting next to an air marshall or a guy with a giant metallic erection.
My mom had a uterus, I lived in it. -Scrubs. @zachbraff
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Moms! Thanks for making us!