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Zach Braff
comedy television 1,398,009 followers
@zachbraff soooooo, we came home the COOLEST people ever because of this pic!!!
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Today in the front row of @BulletsOverBway; Cheech through paper at me, a tap dancer tried to kick me, and @zachbraff spit on me. Huzzah!
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@JakeBabich: @zachbraff I watched the scrubs finale will you hold me as I sob” yes.
@OisinODriscull: @zachbraff Zach will you massage my ass please?” Yes. Where should we meet?
Spring has finally arrived in NYC. 😃
Dear Conservatives, even though these are some of the cruelest things I've ever read since I've been on twitter, I still love you all. #Hugs
The Tupac Hologram just gave me an HJ.
Rich socialites get to go to 3-day concerts 2 weekends in a row. #LuckySperm #coachella
Saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopeful that one day I will meet someone who will hate them with me.
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The faker the boobs, the more likely it is she likes zebra print.
6 million views!!! Brace yourselves... "Wish I Was Here" is coming........…
That horse-killer's totes gonna bang Khaleesi.
Chuck Norris doesn't rise from the dead. The dead rises from Chuck Norris.
I just found an egg in my uterus.
@UberFacts: Dr. Dre didn’t know Eminem was white until they met.” Same with me and @donald_faison
Not sure what Cadbury Eggs have to do with Jesus, but I shall have 7 in his honor.
There is a pretty great read in @nytimesarts today! Check out pages 2 & 3! New block of tickets now on sale!
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I rise from the dead every morning; no one looks for eggs.
@UberFacts: Smarter people are more likely to suffer from anxiety and depression.” Yay!