I’ve produced cable news & was paid to write about it. This is one of the greatest moments. thedailybeast.com/cheats/2016/08…
My Instagram DM's never cease to amaze:
When you found ISIS, but you're the President of the United States
"And you're sure everyone will be topless and oiled up, right?" "Yeah, man, it's gonna be great."
meme steals the spotlight from your favorite meme
When USA doesn't win gold
Honored to contribute a piece of my score from @zachbraff
to Apple's beautiful Olympic spot. youtube.com/watch?v=ztMfBZ…
This ad uses score from my film "Wish I Was Here"! Ad is good, you'll like movie even more! youtube.com/watch?v=ztMfBZ…
This cartoon is so true to life it's frankly amazing...
When you and bae share a hobby
I love Cox. Happy Birthday @JohnCMcGinley
Instagram stories hit me like:
When my wife says we "may" have sex tonight. #Winsanity
When you're Instagram and you just steal Snapchats whole platform #InstagramStories
Snapchat, you didn't have a patent on stories?
When the party on the jet is lit
When you listen to your own mix tape and think "This is 🔥🔥🔥qKDH
When your friends tell you to stop texting them #arthurmemes