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Zachary Kelly
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We spend more hours of the day doing things we dont want to be doing in order to be doing things we want to do.
No one ever remembers the victims. It's the killers that get the coverage on Time Magazine.
If "she'll be riding six white horses when she comes", she's probably a little more woman than you can handle
No-no-no. Coffeecake, no good. I don't want that face lookin' at his face when he's rollin' my dice. Jimmy! Grab a towel from the bar! lmfao
#IfIEverSeeZimmerman I won't do shit because I'm not stupid and I don't assume things I know nothing about!
These "men" who come in here are just designated asshole sniffers, brainwashed to spinelessly assure quality for their wives real lovers.
The only cherry that will be poppin is the one on your shirt. You fat gut wrenching bombastic idiot.
Not exactly subway, but in the voice of Adam Sandler, "hey happy, can I have one of those?" pic.twitter.com/EzIfPMw6vf
I wonder who else besides me would remember the locker combo they used 3 years ago in a tech class. Guess I dont have to get another one now
Blowin off sparks now? Do u have a sexual proclivity for fire? That's so kinky of you.
These people are so ridiculous. Complaining about spending $30 for a book to write down check amounts. Buy a $1 notebook you moron!
I shouldn't have to hear ur voice from the other side of the store. Shut the fuck up, you obnoxious cow. Go back to drinking your coke.
Why does this store sell so much bullshit for back to school? I used a few folders for every class and finished with "advanced designation."
6 hot dog options on Sonic menu. I had #7. The waitress didn't skate back to work for 20 minutes. Hopefully, she doesn't get fired. ;)
"Father's" Logic- Fork is going in dishwasher, so I can scratch head with it. So why don't we all just clean our asses with spoons?
When you buy something with warranty, lose receipt, and they can't pull it back up. Lol hopefully nothin happens now.
I think it would be hilarious if Temple Run was like some kinky sex game, featuring maggot cocks running away from their girlfriends. lol
I will soon gain some followers, thus making myself a failure with more witnesses.