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I wear my sunglasses at night
The most painful sentence I've ever read
Steel fabrication & WHAT?!
Got to drive Barb's Jeep today!!! Now I really want one...
Audrey to Clay- I'm tired of being the ebola virus in the house that everyone avoids #BB17
Like Gronk even knows what BB is... Bwahahahaha....
He is going to try and deflate Jackie's tits for Brady
A 13.1 bumper sticker says you finished a half marathon which means you didnt finish a marathon which means you suck at running AND bragging
What an awfully big blue eye you have!
I am never drinking again! For real this time!!!
I love you, America!!!! #imdrunk
Do you wanna build a snowman? #frozen #independenceday #freedom
Let them eat #freedom cake
Can't get anymore free than this! #fourthofjuly #independenceday #nofilter
My outfit is #onfleek today! #independenceday #fourthofjuly #merica #freedom
Putting this here just to be ironic
Side note: That Chrysler also had a Ben Carson '16 sticker, so take that as you will.
"Cheer Up. 20 years down the road, you'll be saying that these were the good ole days."
- Bumper sticker on a beat up Chrysler
I'm so happy @tacobell
converted to using paper bags instead of plastic. Save the Bell. Save the World.
That awkward moment when you keep encountering the same person at the grocery store.
I found my beach
Impromptu trip with mother!
The sky's the limit
K so OITNB is out on early release and now I'm trying to decide if I should risk watching it or just go to bed.
ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK. SEASON 3. TOMORROW.
I was reminded 5 times yesterday to not wear jeans to work today. So what was I wearing as I walked out the door? I'll give you one guess.
Thank you 90s on 9 for playing Closing Time at 5 'o clock.
Love how 95.9 had the balls to play Fast Car by Tracy Chapman while I was in traffic.
Half of this morning was spent trying to untie the twisty tie off the new loaf of bread. Happy Friday Eve!!!
Sirius XM be like:
Let's have a radio station where we play all decades of music, but we're gonna play the same Pink song 3 times a day.
Just sitting in silence and listening to the rain is all I need in life right now.
90 minutes just trying to get home from work. Livin' the dream...
Lifetime is airing a live episode of Hoarders.
Canceled all plans for Thursday.
Watching Weekend At Bernie's for the 99th time, and questioning why I like this movie.
Mercury must be in retrograde. Accidents everywhere!
A little too early for that, don't you think? #grumpycat #AdventuresOfGrumpyCat
"I tried Spirit Week once, it was awful." #AdventuresOfGrumpyCat
Oh how I wish I could live your life for a day! #cats #catsofinstagram #kitty #BlueEyedBeauty
My bed is so comfortable. I'm never going to get up. Nothing can take away this beautiful moment......OMG I HAVE TO PEE.
If you're gonna say "I'm busy" when I call you, then don't pick up the phone.
Whoever made this San Andreas movie that's coming out soon stole my short story I made in Humanities two years ago. I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT!
THANK YOU PAUL PIERCE!!!! #Wizards