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If I walk on freshly shampooed carpets with dirty socks on, do I still need to wash them?
I bought a coloring book and colored pencils.
I'm 23 years old.
Let me just lie down for a few min...oh it's been 3 hours.
Ice cream adventures in Annapolis!
STOP LEAVING MESSAGES ON MY WORK PHONE YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING, USELESS, WASTE OF SPACE ORGANIZATION.
I found a channel specifically devoted to old game shows. I'm in love.
I got a new car, y'all!!!
LOL I FORGOT TO WATCH BIG BROTHER LAST NIGHT
Zimbabwe suspends hunting of lions, leopards, elephants in region following outcry over lion's death - @AP bit.ly/1ME8XJb
Happy International Tiger Day!!! #SavetheTigers
Are there surgeries out there to make you shorter?
Asking for a friend
I wear my sunglasses at night
The most painful sentence I've ever read
Steel fabrication & WHAT?!
Got to drive Barb's Jeep today!!! Now I really want one...
Audrey to Clay- I'm tired of being the ebola virus in the house that everyone avoids #BB17
Like Gronk even knows what BB is... Bwahahahaha....
He is going to try and deflate Jackie's tits for Brady
A 13.1 bumper sticker says you finished a half marathon which means you didnt finish a marathon which means you suck at running AND bragging
What an awfully big blue eye you have!
I am never drinking again! For real this time!!!
I love you, America!!!! #imdrunk
Do you wanna build a snowman? #frozen #independenceday #freedom
Let them eat #freedom cake
Can't get anymore free than this! #fourthofjuly #independenceday #nofilter
My outfit is #onfleek today! #independenceday #fourthofjuly #merica #freedom
Putting this here just to be ironic
Side note: That Chrysler also had a Ben Carson '16 sticker, so take that as you will.
"Cheer Up. 20 years down the road, you'll be saying that these were the good ole days."
- Bumper sticker on a beat up Chrysler
I'm so happy @tacobell
converted to using paper bags instead of plastic. Save the Bell. Save the World.
That awkward moment when you keep encountering the same person at the grocery store.
I found my beach
Impromptu trip with mother!
The sky's the limit
K so OITNB is out on early release and now I'm trying to decide if I should risk watching it or just go to bed.
ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK. SEASON 3. TOMORROW.
I was reminded 5 times yesterday to not wear jeans to work today. So what was I wearing as I walked out the door? I'll give you one guess.
Thank you 90s on 9 for playing Closing Time at 5 'o clock.
Love how 95.9 had the balls to play Fast Car by Tracy Chapman while I was in traffic.
Half of this morning was spent trying to untie the twisty tie off the new loaf of bread. Happy Friday Eve!!!
Sirius XM be like:
Let's have a radio station where we play all decades of music, but we're gonna play the same Pink song 3 times a day.
Just sitting in silence and listening to the rain is all I need in life right now.
90 minutes just trying to get home from work. Livin' the dream...