Track & Field starts at the #Olympics
today, and the only thing I'm thinking is what a great way to hatch #PokemonGO
Michael Phelps reading his son a bedtime story
Michelle is the queen of wardrobe management. #bb18
Everything wrong w/ this season in 1 tweet. Remember the old days of not giving a shit about another opinion. #bb18 twitter.com/bb_updates/sta…
will paulie ever be evicted? #bb18
When someone asks me how I'm doing during busy season at work. #BB18 twitter.com/bb_updates/sta…
I'm thankful another hot, summer month has passed, but go ahead and wake me up when September ends. #HumidAF #PeakSeasonInTheMovingIndustry
Murphy's Law is in full effect today.
STOP USING YOUR LIVE VOTE IN THE DR FOR OTHER PURPOSES OTHER THAN FUCKING VOTING. #FUCKOFFVICTOR #FUCKOFFMICHELLE #BB18
is down, I guess it's time to break out the old red, blue and yellow. #1stGenIsBestGen
"Good time for a commercial. I need time to register what happened." On Victor's shirtless strategy #BB18
Paul was clearly Saul at some point. #BB18
I am voting for @realDonaldTrump
for President because he is the most likely candidate to make The Purge a reality. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
Hi guys! Make today a great day!
Thinking about how we mourn artists we've never met. We don't cry because we knew them, we cry because they helped us know ourselves.
If Mark zikaburg gave me a billion dollaz , 1st thing I Will do is drop a giant mosquito net on Brazil.