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Zachary E. L. Crocker
K so OITNB is out on early release and now I'm trying to decide if I should risk watching it or just go to bed.
ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK. SEASON 3. TOMORROW.
I was reminded 5 times yesterday to not wear jeans to work today. So what was I wearing as I walked out the door? I'll give you one guess.
Thank you 90s on 9 for playing Closing Time at 5 'o clock.
Love how 95.9 had the balls to play Fast Car by Tracy Chapman while I was in traffic.
Half of this morning was spent trying to untie the twisty tie off the new loaf of bread. Happy Friday Eve!!!
Sirius XM be like: Let's have a radio station where we play all decades of music, but we're gonna play the same Pink song 3 times a day.
Just sitting in silence and listening to the rain is all I need in life right now.
90 minutes just trying to get home from work. Livin' the dream...
Lifetime is airing a live episode of Hoarders. Canceled all plans for Thursday.
Watching Weekend At Bernie's for the 99th time, and questioning why I like this movie.
Mercury must be in retrograde. Accidents everywhere!
A little too early for that, don't you think? #grumpycat #AdventuresOfGrumpyCat
"I tried Spirit Week once, it was awful." #AdventuresOfGrumpyCat
Oh how I wish I could live your life for a day! #cats #catsofinstagram #kitty #BlueEyedBeauty
My bed is so comfortable. I'm never going to get up. Nothing can take away this beautiful moment......OMG I HAVE TO PEE.
If you're gonna say "I'm busy" when I call you, then don't pick up the phone.
Whoever made this San Andreas movie that's coming out soon stole my short story I made in Humanities two years ago. I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT!
THANK YOU PAUL PIERCE!!!! #Wizards
"What's worse? This movie or sticking a toothpick underneath your toenail and kicking a wall?" #blog zachlovesmovies.weebly.com
A review of #Avengers #AgeOfUltron by someone who doesn't like superhero movies. thefaultinourtouchdowns.weebly.com
Three hours of ESPN talking about Mayweather. I just wanted Spurs\Clippers highlights...
Avengers selfie with @sassenachheather
Tip: Don't talk about what happened in the movie that you watched right outside of the movie theater.
I WANTED LANDON COLLINS. I HATE YOU, GIANTS, I HATE YOU. #NFLDraft #Redskins
Please let the Redskins draft Landon Collins tonight! #NFLDraft #Redskins #HTTR
BUT LEONARD WILLIAMS THOUGH??? #NFLDraft #Redskins
Can't believe Oakland didn't take Leonard Williams. We'll take him! #NFLDraft #Redskins
Jane Doe was at OB/GYN with John Doe and 3 others. #WorstFBStatusUpdates
Only 1% have the guts to repost this... #WorstFBStatusUpdates
New phone. Inbox me your numbers. #WorstFBStatusUpdates
Like if you love Jesus, ignore if you're going to hell. #WorstFBStatusUpdates
I had to miss the game because of class but go Caps!!! #playoffs #RockTheRed
Successfully made a trip somewhere without hearing a Taylor Swift song for the first time in 5 years.
.@twitter Can you explain to me why you are telling me to follow someone that I already follow? pic.twitter.com/vbgyc7sIJj
I don't wanna go to class today!!! #poutyface




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