if the conservatives win I will post my nudes that is how convinced I am that they'll lose the exit polls are wrong I am telling you
Which bone throwing, fufu eating, hard haired negro made this? pic.twitter.com/3JmijsOfoY
Wait, are there actual Muslims who voted conservative because Milliband is Jewish? Lol. Your priorities are actual banter.
Bet that girl shouting about Rupert Murdoch has taped this on Sky. @bbcquestiontime
Why this nigga Chris Brown look like a Mortal Kombat character 😂pic.twitter.com/HUN0TQ4bt6
LOOOOOOOL Cameron sent Farage, Clegg and Miliband to get him a Meal Deal.
don't get cancer in the next 5 years or you'll have to start cooking meth to pay for it
Myself and a young cat by the name of @CMPunk
quite a few years back..
#prowrestler #tbt pic.twitter.com/knB5aq0sil
Parliamentary majority done 👌🏾👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👌🏾👌🏾🌳🇬🇧
Imagine Cameron right now knowing Farage, Miliband and Clegg stepping down in one day... #GOAT
Lol Ed Balls AND Douglas Alexander are gone loooooooooool😂 Labour fucked up
Here's to a brighter future for everyone. pic.twitter.com/EeN0YFAvBm
: OMG HE JUST ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM😍😭 I CANT BREATH!" YO FINGER CANT EITHER�pic.twitter.com/ii6PaXkyva
"she said she don't believe in God but her shoes Christian " - @reBELLYus
main hoon na ! Great film quite relevant title too x
You lot are too creative una pic.twitter.com/6dDOREcPbq
I liked a @YouTube
Tourettes I Swear I Can't Help It!!! Highlights.
Hoping for a turnout above 70%
£8 minimum wage and £6000 tuition fees. How many of you know where the money for such will come from? Or do you think Ed will grow it?
People getting gassed over Labour getting 3 seats are the same people that get gassed over Ronaldo before Messi plays 😒
There's a white guy shouting abuse outside and I said can UKIP it down, mate
Football Twitter went from football pundits to boxing experts to political analysts in just one week. Unreal scenes.
I legit don't trust Labour with the economy lool.
Na foreal do you know how many UKIP voters walk among us, talking to you and looking in your face while lowkey wanting to lynch you
If Nick Clegg don't win Sheffield loooooooooool 😂😂😂
Labour winning Sunderland. Still 649 seats to go lads 👏🏽
Still short though...again...
Finally home and Tories seeming to do dirt. Predicted to get 316 seats 👏🏽👏🏽👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾
How Obama released 5 Al Qaeda members but ain't free Gucci Mane smh
has reached an agreement with PSV Eindhoven & Memphis Depay for the player's transfer, subject to a medical. pic.twitter.com/RdrJglzQGv
Arguing with a woman is like reading the
Software License Agreement.
In the end, you ignore everything and click "I agree".
Just waiting for Henry to say Messi should've gone straight to Dani Alves to celebrate that goal, because it's really Alves' goal.
Green Party went in with this political rhetoric 😂�pic.twitter.com/jPC0HRoFiq
Not even home yet but Barca 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
I'm voting for Messi at tomorrow's elections