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yusuf
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Random guy at Target: What's up, Shane? Me: Hey, not much. Whats up, man? *wonders who the fuck Shane is*
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I nominate the Ferguson Police Dept to do the ALS ice bucket challenge. Yall niggas need to chill. You have 24hrs
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The chemical composition of your tears changes depending on your emotion. pic.twitter.com/hXomy6G628
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After the writer of the Purge saw what was goin down in Louisville, you know he like #LouisvillePurge pic.twitter.com/TxhVODPuMi
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Fri(end) Boyfri(end) Girlfri(end) Taco Bell (forever)
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RIP Robin Williams one of the rarest and most remarkable talents we'll ever come across :( you will be missed but never forgotten
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The new #MazeRunnerPoster is out!!!! Check it right here :) exciting stuff @jenniferlawrence pic.twitter.com/d4I1mO67OL
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"you can beat my ass but my daddy will sue" outfit. pic.twitter.com/GMxvEw8meL
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I can't stop laughing at this @dogtextings account πŸ˜‚οΏ½pic.twitter.com/lw1yCnQk3838
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You know you're ugly when an ape was chosen as a man crush and you've never been pic.twitter.com/DWPs7b4xJU
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It sounds like bombs are going off outside in Brighton! Never heard anything like it. #lightning
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A patelogical liar is someone who says da pate is veggie but really it's duck liver. And I guess if they do it for fun they are a sociopate
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β€œ@JasonBiggs: Anyone wanna buy my Malaysian Airlines frequent flier miles?” No.
Let's pray for peace and a swift end to the Israeli-Palestinian conflict! Is there any hope?.... pic.twitter.com/jHD56KXkcu
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Sometimes I do seriously stupid things.
I had never stopped to truly consider how much macy gray must've been affected by 9/11 twitpic.com/clqlbc
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If you don't take selfies, cool....but you don't need to get all selfie righteous about it. #imsosorry
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@robdelaney rob, I'm sorry, I was trying to make you aware of the complicated situation I was in, I thought you would be there for me consid
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I identify with this on a deep, spiritual level: vine.co/v/MnArIOejBUl
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β€œ@VeeBerny: β€œ@OluwaJennii: No chill too fast man vine.co/v/MPX5pTaIVPJ” no chill πŸ˜¨πŸ˜­β€ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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