Pregnancy is what happens when YOU nut in a girl. Stop accusing HER of trying to trap you..You had 2 options PULL OUT or use a RUBBER 😨💯
lying to a girl wont get you no where. Eventually she gone either find out or figure out s**t.
Bruh my nigga squinting like he's trying to see the smallest letter on a vision test, this how people be when they switch from a galaxy to an iPhone, my nigga trying to count every grain of rice he eating for dinner tonight, this is how you look trying to find a darkskin nigga at a party bruh, nigga
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Y'all be looking like Angus burgers online but Mcdoubles in person bruh I remember the time I got catfished on instagram by this girl that went to my school shawdy was a 10 on ig but a -0.5 in person shawdy was Photoshop wizard bruh I need to get her up to do a mixtape cover for me though, my catfis
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So Many People Switched Up On Me, Changed On Me, Crossed Me, Left Me When They Said They'll Be Here For Me. It's All Good Though I Promise✌
I'll never forget the encounter I had with a crackhead over the summer in DC, so I'm walking down the street with a friend about to go see a movie and we walk past this nigga wearing a big ass cost and some shorts, there was no way of avoiding him so we had to walk past him, he calls out to us and s
I hate when people bring up old shit..
most important school supply: pic.twitter.com/hOWc9zEdUc
4 feet of Chicken flavored Ramen Noodles pic.twitter.com/7kT9btTp0X
In case that hoe try to run pic.twitter.com/4rehZYmge7
when you see your ex tweet about loyalty ✋😒pic.twitter.com/yyHLExD1xj
When I'm single, I flirt. When I'm in a relationship, I'm loyal as fuck.
Bitches stay trying to ride with there nigga instead of trying keep that nigga outta trouble😒BITCH HE NEED A LADY💇 NOT A HOMEBOY🙊❗️🙅💯👌
I'll never forget the time a vending machine scammed me bruh, all a nigga wanted was a bag of flaming hot Cheetos and I I couldn't even have that. I put my dollar into the machine put in the lil code and it starts moving then gets stuck, and im just thinking to myself what have I done to anybody? Di
I hate when people always telling me shit idgaf about, this one girl would text me everything she does as if I gave af, one time she randomly texted "just got my nails done!" With a picture of her nails and I'm just thinking to myself so the fuck what, what does this mean me? Is this supposed to mak
Wasn't even ready
My nigga D worse than the guy from Spongebob that's always yelling "my leg" my body is telling me yesss but my knees, my knees are telling me noooo, nobody gonna want to wear this niggas shoes if they think they gonna get injured wearing them, you need your kness, can't play basketball with no knees
Grandma be blessing the food for like 10 minutes, I be falling asleep half way through the prayer, sneaking my eyes open to see if anybody snuck a slice of turkey, She be blessing everybody and everything, bless the postman, bless my iPhone, bless the wifi in this house, bless lil dude from across t
My relationships are like fat girls..
They don't workout.
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Another drawing follow @25tunez
Y'all be trying to rush shit, im just like let's get to know each other for a couple decades fuck you rushing for, I'll wife when the time is right lmao
We have all had that charger that we had to set up an obstacle course for just to charge, finding out the right position to put this charger is more of a challenge than playing hide and seek at night with a darkskin nigga, niggas be mad a shit when u touch there phone while it's charging "nigga do y
S/o to @kasiranelease97 for this drawing go follow her y'all
Shoutout to @artsy_thingsx for this, go follow her
Big shoutout to @b_standsforbusiness for this, thanks bruh
Brian Griffin is coming back alive on Family Guy. Stewie is working on his time machine to go back in time to save Brian 👌
If you're a real good artist and can draw me, and I really mean draw like with detail post a picture, tag me and hashtag #jahmall (make sure your page isn't private so I can see it) and I'll post it and shout you out.
I remember my first day of highschool August something 2010, I had recently moved so I went into highschool knowing nobody, swear walking into that school felt more scary than walking through Chicago alone with some new J's on. I felt so lost and alone I had the urge to take a shit the entire day be
She got naps on naps on naps, naps on naps on naps, shawdy need an unbreakable comb, hair a lice daycare, hair sound like somebody opening a bag of chips when you comb it, the struggle can't possibly be this real, hair feel like a brillo pad, be in the salon like "am I next or what damn been waiting
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Sitting in class like
Never loan a darkskin nigga money, not even me cause you won't be getting that shit back. Few months ago my manz asked me to borrow $5 cause he was broke and really needed and he would pay me back the next day so I was like Aight cool just get me back tomorrow, bruh this nigga was absent for the res
A few years I ago I went through the experience of dating a crazy bitch, I mean seriously fucking crazy. Swear shawdy was a stalker and watched everything I would do, I remember one time in class this girl asked me for a sheet of paper, my girl was staring dead at me as if I just gave the girl a wed
Shout out to the flash on my phone for making half my pictures possible
When females get their weave ripped out during a fight 😂�pic.twitter.com/xfWFg2067p
My nigga got uppercutted into another time zone, shit looked like a street fighter special attack, my nigga was blasting off like team rocket bruh, this nigga Debo the ultimate darkskin nigga, nigga a level 50 thug
I Pray My Daughter NEVER Settle For A Nothing Ass Nigga & I Pray My Son NEVER Settle For An Everybody Ass Bitch 💯👌👏