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OgDarkskinNigga πŸ‘¦πŸΏ
Yall don't understand the concept, this dick cannot be understood
Like shit don't even make sense that my mom mad that I ain't take the dishes out but tomorrow ain't even trash day like I said I'd vacuum the rug once the chicken done but the nigga gonna say I cheated as if the laundry mat wasn't even open like bitch I'll set up the pick after the show over like yo
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Yall be saying this like that shit supposed to sound pleasant, bitch my life already fucked up
Only niggas in their mid 40s that hate their wife and is always too busy to spend time with the kids watch that boring ass censored cable porn, shit so boring I'll fall asleep before I bust a nut
Niggas just be charging in the dms
This the type of college courses we need, somebody make this happen and take my money
Aye @TechIsMasonTV just uploaded another YouTube video and its funny asf πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ go check it out and make sure y'all subscribe. Link In bio! πŸ”₯
Bruh I know y'all been into a clothing store and they was pressed as shit to make a sale, walk in and they be like "can I help you find anything?" And I'm like nah thanks I'm just looking, 30 seconds into looking around "you like them jeans?" Like nah, then they like what about these over here, so I
When you fuck her twice in one hour but she only make you one sandwich
Since people keep telling me I should do commentary n shit this game lowkey ass but go watch it anyways since it's the right thing to do, link in bio
Man I threw some wings in the oven the other night right, they was spicy n shit. So I'm like I know these shits better hurry tf up so I turned the oven up high as shit cause a lil ash ain't gonna hurt anybody. Man I open that shit up and it felt like I got smacked in the mouth by the whole fire nat
Bruh these shits been fuckin my ankles up for ages, I'd rather get dunked on in front of my girl than experience this pain, I just be chillin and this shit just wanna take the meanest jab at my ankles for no reason, I be in so much pain I just start laughing for no reason, my mama be like what's so
When you at the family reunion and everybody asking do you remember them. Mfs only seen you once when you was 2 and you was sleeping talking about some "remember me?" Fuck you, no. Then they wanna be bringing up the worst memories and shit, "I remember changing your shitty ass diapers when you was a
Swear every time someone ask me how it's going I always say it's fine, my ass could have been struck by lightning, kicked in the nuts, lost my wallet and lost my girl to a lightskin nigga, but it's fine
This how you wake up with a broken jaw and a size 13 timb coming towards your face
Wish I could just chill for this long
See now this got me thinking, if I go for the keys and get bit I might turn into snakeman and gain the power to swallow bitches whole, or I might fuck around and have a slow and painful death. But I could never let a snake bitch me out of the whip so my pride would fuck around and end me, try being
When people put their number on ig
This the ugliness I'm talkin about
See nah I can't be doing this, this a lightskin nigga activity, if you was born a ugly nigga like me you should embrace it, I never forgot where I came from cause I'm still there, I don't want no girl to want me cause I'm cute, I want em to like me for what's inside...... Of them..... As in my dick
When you fuckin a girl at her crib and y'all hear the door unlock and she tell you to hide cause her brother and her dad came home early
Getting yelled at when you high funnier than seeing a fat nigga jog with his shirt off
Bitches be having their back stage route pre planned n shit "imma run back, take a left at the couch, sprint down the hallway, take a right, and slowly run into the wall" hoes be falling dramatically af all on the floor crying and shit, bitch get up you knew you was hoe
@storytimenig_ got deleted at 58k but he's still funny as shitπŸ˜‚πŸ˜­ @storytimenig_
Vegeta forehead got enough strength to take out a whole planet smh
I'm sorry my nigga but things change, I swore to you in the 6th grade to stay away from weed and all that shit and I let you down you lion king looking mf, I signed the papers and pledged, all of that shit and now I D.A.R.E you to hit this blunt and stop being a bitch we ain't getting any younger fa
This my face when I see a bald nigga walk into the barbershop, saw this shit just a few days ago. So I'm almost done getting lined up and this dude with the most cleanest head I ever seen walk in, his head was so shiny I could take a selfie in it, this mans head could reflect the suns rays, and dude
This quitter talk, idc if I have no chance I like a challenge and I do this shit for sport #UglyNiggaNation #AintNoQuittingBih #illLickThatPussyForaMcchicken
"Go grandson, that's my grandson that's my grandson, yas, you betta, you betta"
I been hip to this which is why I don't ever say shit, I be acting like I'm texting my hoes so I seem important, this got her thinking "damn this nigga ugly but he must got bitches, he probably got money or a big dick, lemme go see what's up with him" then she gonna try and spark up a innocent conve
Trust me I'm a doctor, be a hoe
@victoriajustice open my shit
Shit be starting off all slow then speeding up out of nowhere then I feel rushed and uncomfortable like I'm not good enough, then the shit just stop and transition into some smooth jazz, trumpets n shit, and if it's anything that make my dick soft it's the sound of a trumpet
Keep playing stupid, like nah I drove 45 minutes so we can play chess, foh
Why I look like a black lifeguard named Devin that gives surf lessons on the weekend
Ain't shit gentle bout me your ass better hop that puddle or walk around got me fucked up thinking imma put my shit all on the ground so you can walk all over it then I gotta around with a wet muddy ass jacket cause you wanna be cute fuck you
First there's the "you know what I can't even do this anymore, I'm sorry but I just can't keep doing this you gotta go, it's for the best cause this just not gonna work out" Then there's the "nigga get all your shit and get the fuck out my house before I tase you in the nuts, fuck you and yo momma
Like damn I got shot in the legs and I'm never gonna walk again, but this blunt hitting




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