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J. Cole
Like aight I'm tired of chillin, what we just gonna chill all day? We been doing this shit for a whole 20 minutes withering out lives away, let's fuck already before we turn into dust and die
@storytimenig got me deadπŸ˜‚πŸ˜­ this nigga is funny asf famπŸ˜‚πŸ’€ @storytimenig
Bruh this nigga is the GOAT, my manz got a plethora of hoes, how you manage 17+ girlfriends at once? WHO TF HAS THE TIME TO MANAGE 17+ HOES AT ONCE?!?!??!? I can barley manage one smh I see why he got in a car accident, them hoes was driving him crazy, lol get it? "Driving" him crazy, car accident.
Like this if you're a hoe and you're proud
"You know jahmall?" "Jahmall with the long ass dick and excellent stroke game?"
Dont say nothing retweet this fast πŸ‘€πŸ˜‚οΏ½pic.twitter.com/cVyZZb29AR29AR
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Friends like this play to much πŸ˜‚οΏ½pic.twitter.com/YVPQGFQx8yx8y
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Don't be texting me while you on the fucking toilet, ol dirty shitty doo doo ass, talking about "I'm in the house cleaning" yeah cleaning your ass you filthy liar foh
😒 Yall go follow my 2nd page @ogjahmall
Just pissed me off, goodnight smh
That's the black guy from the boyz in motion πŸ˜‘
I swear them hoes ain't mine babe, my homeboy got my password
Remember I was walking to the store the other day, and a school bus full of little ass middle schoolers stopped at the light and I had to walk past, like 2 kids yell out "hey bitch" and I'm just looking around trying to find out who tf they talking too, then they gonna yell out "yeah you nigga" and
Tag some friends and get em hip to the foolish shit I post
Yall bullshitting, go check out my new video❗️ link in bio πŸ‘€
This how some girls be in school forreal tho 😭😭�pic.twitter.com/oGP6FOBdTSdTS
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Like foh make your own sandwich, and they be like "but I cant reach the bread on the fridge" smh that's quitter talk, better find a chair, a ladder, one of them springs sonic be jumping on, something, life not supposed to be easy.
When you fuck the baddest girl in school but you get her pregnant
Like how Imma whack my shit to this unrealistic ass shit, I bet he don't have a damn thing on that clipboard smh fake ass hospital shit look like a garage
Learning to pick yourself up after going through shit is such an important thing no one ever teaches you πŸ’―
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We break up I'm taking all my shit back, gimme dem shoes, them jeans, gimme them eggo waffles in the freezer, gimme back that toothbrush, gimme back my beat off lotion, gimme back all that oxygen you breathed in at my crib, and gimme back all that nut I wasted on you bitch
Lmaooo bruh πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’€@staticshockhq
So I decided imma start making YouTube videos more constantly again, my goal gonna be to drop one every week, feel free to watch my last video and older one's if you haven't seen em yet through the link in my bio, and free free to drop and video suggestions and topics for me to cover in the comments
You know how when you're smacked everything seems to make sense, few months ago my homie told me about how eating ass was good for you, now I know what you thinking that shit gay fam but the shit made perfect sense at the moment, I mean we high as giraffe necks and out the random this nigga gonna as
This scene was emotional to watch at first πŸ˜”πŸ˜ͺpic.twitter.com/1QuKY3yJXrJXr
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No wonder I can't hear the rats in the wall moaning tonight
Be trying to find any damn reason to argue, y'all will start an argument about how y'all never get in any arguments, "why we never argue huh? I guess I'm not even worth arguing with huh but you was arguing with that bitch ashley the other day, why you don't yell at me like that? What was that about?
New youtube video up fam ❗❗ "I have no hoes" link in my bio! Like, subscribe, and all the good stuff y'all do πŸ’―
Bruh i saw this shit earlier and it litteraly broke the heart I don't have, just walking around campus and stop for a snack and see this disaster, I'm just staring at this shit like a crime scene, like I wonder the story behind this. Imagine spending your last dollar on some chips and you stavring j
Now see this a trick question because no matter what you say you lose, and even if you're telling the truth you still lying cause these hoes crazy, kayla could good and well be your cousin through marriage that at one point you wanted to fuck before you knew but now y'all just cool, when you think a
This was me when I was young and foolish and was afraid of being an embaresment, Idc anymore bruh cause fuck it, my aunt asked me the other day to use my phone so she could look something up online, she open safari and the first thing she see is (high school teacher gives student "extra credit") and
I can't go 5 minutes without touching my phone πŸ˜ͺ
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Now first of all I wouldn't even stand on an escalator to save my ex bitch I wouldn't even grab my right nut save you, but to walk across some legos barefoot? I'd rather walk through the valley of the shadow of death at 2 in the morning, I'd rather drive a go kart through a mine field blindfolded wi
My ankles in pain just watching this shit, nigga had him playing twister on the court mid game, he not even cp3 anymore after this shit you cp -3, his ankles going through therapy as we speak, had him more confused than a hood nigga at graduation, on everything there must have been an icy patch on
This exactly how I sleep knowing I don't got a girl that I have to argue with and spend money on, this how it feels having no bitches knowing that they ain't spreading the love of they nasty loose thot pussy with me, yes sir, this me when I realize that I have no babies shitting everywhere or child
Bruh as a kid my mom would be having me try on and wear the worst shit, I was like 5 ft with her buying me shirts in a men's large, shit was so baggy I could have gotten carried away on a windy day at any moment, shit was like down to my knees, I had to take my shirt off to take something out my poc
After HS nothing's the same. So go ahead, think about yourself and what's best for you. Be selfish cause nobody will be there in the end...
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Would I smash for $500,000? Yeah I'd smash..... Smash it in the face with a brick, I'm kinda embarrassed that she more of a man than me, how you got hairy titties? Not even my titties hairy bruh, like I need an explanation, I wanna take a hammer to it's eyebrows so bad since they wanna look like nai
Don't look at me cause I'm not that cute and I look dusty
Lmao go follow the bro @hoodlives
Niggas be old as shit still trying to rap n shit, niggas be receiving social security checks with "young" still being in their rap name