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Brian Griffin is coming back alive on Family Guy. Stewie is working on his time machine to go back in time to save Brian 👌
If you're a real good artist and can draw me, and I really mean draw like with detail post a picture, tag me and hashtag #jahmall (make sure your page isn't private so I can see it) and I'll post it and shout you out.
I remember my first day of highschool August something 2010, I had recently moved so I went into highschool knowing nobody, swear walking into that school felt more scary than walking through Chicago alone with some new J's on. I felt so lost and alone I had the urge to take a shit the entire day be
She got naps on naps on naps, naps on naps on naps, shawdy need an unbreakable comb, hair a lice daycare, hair sound like somebody opening a bag of chips when you comb it, the struggle can't possibly be this real, hair feel like a brillo pad, be in the salon like "am I next or what damn been waiting
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Sitting in class like
Never loan a darkskin nigga money, not even me cause you won't be getting that shit back. Few months ago my manz asked me to borrow $5 cause he was broke and really needed and he would pay me back the next day so I was like Aight cool just get me back tomorrow, bruh this nigga was absent for the res
A few years I ago I went through the experience of dating a crazy bitch, I mean seriously fucking crazy. Swear shawdy was a stalker and watched everything I would do, I remember one time in class this girl asked me for a sheet of paper, my girl was staring dead at me as if I just gave the girl a wed
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My nigga got uppercutted into another time zone, shit looked like a street fighter special attack, my nigga was blasting off like team rocket bruh, this nigga Debo the ultimate darkskin nigga, nigga a level 50 thug
I Pray My Daughter NEVER Settle For A Nothing Ass Nigga & I Pray My Son NEVER Settle For An Everybody Ass Bitch 💯👌👏
My first time stealing was a stressful time for me, it was 3rd grade at the book fair I saw this pencil I wanted but had no money so off the sneak I took that joint I was under such pressure I felt as though I just successfully pulled off a bank robbery, why did I steal a pencil you ask? A 75 cent p
I have some dumb ass friends bruh, so one day im chilling over my friends house playing 2K and shit and this nigga and we some typical darkskin niggas so we was trying to get smacked, lemme tell you why this nigga was a dumbass he didn't want the house smelling like weed so he was like come on imma
Lmao this use to be me
Some niggas be the coolest people until you ask them to read a sentence. Back in freshmen year I had this friend I called him EJ now Ej was a thug nigga, this nigga been thuggin since kindergarten, he caught his first charge at 6 for robbing the book fair, EJ was like 17 in the 9th probably cause he
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I swear y'all females are getting more creative with your thirst traps, y'all be butt naked like "who likes my new tat?" New tat? Sorry all I saw was that ass staring me in face. About 2 years ago I knew this girl that was a master thirst trapper not just online but in real life, she was an extreme
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Bruh one of the worst times of my childhood is when I would go over my uncle Chuck's house over the weekend, Uncle Chuck is one of them crazy uncles your parents didn't want you around, This was the type of nigga that told you to take your shoes off at the door but had dusty draws and used condoms o
I remember the first time a lightskin nigga tried to take my girl way back in elementary school, I hated that nigga so much that nigga stayed doing shit to piss me off, nigga would ask to use my crayons then break em swear I was gonna beat the shit out of him, nigga would take my animals crackers wh
Fuck y'all relationships get me a combo meal from Popeyes and I'll be good, real niggas will eat a whole family meal by themselves, this is the freedom my ancestors wanted.
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Tell me come thru I'll be knocking at your door in a record time, not even getting dressed nigga bout to go darkskin Sonic and run over that muthafucka, nigga gonna be jumping over buildings and shit might even show up at your place on a horse cause bitches love horses, no games Bruh
Bruh I'm so black my school id picture looks like a shadow smh
Mom: Can I see your twitter?
Me: WHAT TWITTER?!
*throws laptop out window*
*runs to airport,
*moves to Mexico
*changes name to Pepito*
Bruh swear niggas will throw the word Thot at everything you do, Shawdy just hugged 2 niggas thot, it's been 10 minutes and she ain't reply smh thot, she wear a size 3.....Thot, shawdy can't even toast bread Bruh she a thot, 5000 followers? Thot, damn she don't want me idgaf she a thot anyways, I h
Swear I be getting instantly Ashy outside in the morning from the cold #DarkskinProblems #AyeYouGotSomeLotion #BruhMyNutsColdAsShit #BetterPutSomeWaterOnThatShit
Bruh it be so hard trying to control anger sometimes. So over the summer me and 2 other niggas had came from the mall and stopped at the court cause some niggas balling, and niggas always have shorts under their pants so I was prepared but I didn't have shoes to ball in cause they were too fresh and
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Bruh I remember back in middle school I was chillin with my friend Mike at his house and Mike was a bad ass nigga, we was playing games in the living and his mom comes through the door with his report card, Bruh his mom walked up to him mad as shit and smacked the fuck out of him, she slapped him so
Mann some day I feel like just leaving and going to zoo and chilling with the Gorillas, cause Gorillas the realist niggas they can teach me something, or fly away to Africa and hunting prey with my Lion niggas, cause Lions ain't no bitches, nigga fuck your squad I got a Lion fym
If we talkin'... we prolly fuckin'... if we fuckin'... we prolly fightin'... if we fightin... fuck... we in love then 😩❤😍👌💯
if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i cannot sing for shit. 😂😄😏
Bruh remember how nigga dressed a few years ago? Niggas was 5'5 shopping in the big and talk section for their clothes, niggas loved plain white tees, they would be mad as shit when they a honey mustard stain on their only white shirt, niggas shirts was past their knees, niggas hats use to be unbala
Time for keep it real with Jahmall. Now lemme tell you a little about me, I don't have respect for most of y'all females cause y'all truly don't respect yourself, the females that feel the need the need to expose themselves online every chance they get, the ones that feel so much love from guys show