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Jhene Aiko
Lemme tell y'all about a truly life changing experience I had today, now I woke up today thinking it was about to be a completely normal day but lol no this was the day of all days, a simple trip to 7-11 bruh I walk in and at the doughnut case I see the baddest Milf i ever seen, I ain't even know Mi
OMG ! Now This Is Worth The Levi's Sale Special I'll Shop At Everyday, Trust Me Check It Out. bit.ly/1DB0Vw0
When you ain't know your mom followed you and you post a pic of you and your homies smoking and your mom comments "we need to talk..."
Bitches ain't shit Chapter 1 "using niggas " Pt 2 I Also learned not to see scary movies with people that scare to easily, girl I was with got scared and jumped so fast that she farted bruh she swore I ain't hear that shit, like at least if you gonna try and fuck my friend set me up with some quali
Bitches ain't shit Chapter 1 "using niggas " pt 1 It's a sad ass day realizing you the ugly friend, like damn I just thought both of us were some ugly ass niggas that's why we was such good friends cause we could relate and shit. Me and one of my closest homies from like elementry up to like the 9t
So I'm definitely about to do a 3 page essay on this topic, maybe more, might fuck around and publish a book
Who trying to suck the soul out of me for a shoutout and a pack of trident layers, your choice of flavor
Fuck with my other page @ogjahmall
A nigga be Turnt up af, executing maximum strokage, burning calories from the heat of too many black people being in one room, not wanting the booty to walk away as it goes to claim its next victim, then all of a sudden some slow shit comes on, and this isn't me anymore..... These hoes mean nothing
Used to stay acting up and getting my ass whipped, remember a long time ago as a kid I'll never forget, me an my mama was at KFC and she was like take this tray over to that table, took 2 fucking steps and tripped cause a nigga was some shit at tying shoes smh dropped all the chicken, all the Mac an
If I'm with you, I'm with you. Nobody else matters. 👫💏👌💯
I like those people you can joke around with and then have a deep conversation with. 💚
When you watching black porn and the video starts off with a hard ass beat for the intro, beat be harder than my dick, like I came here for one reason now I'm in here freestying with my meat out, shit be playing throughout the whole video and at the end the nigga bust a nut and be like "yeah man I j
Room smell like Oprah's toenail clippings, canned tuna, young thugs neck, cigarette ashes, 12 abortions, stripper bills, meat left out in the sun, a food fight in a landfill, bullet holes, spoiled baby formula, food lion brand oatmeal, burnt car tires, used condoms, a bathroom after eating Taco Bell
Y'all check out the homie mixtape "Design & Development" for that real good music to vibe too www.sabresounds.com
Old as shit trying to go out and have a nice time with your bad back and knees, you don't have to do this...
Y'all go check out @whiteparadiseco clothing link in their bio. Buy a shirt tonight, get laid tomorrow
Y'all love telling niggas you just wanna be friends late af, you mean to tell me I took you out to eat, bought u a car, took you to Disney land, bailed you out of jail, took a bullet for you, gave you my right kidney, helped you jumpstart your career, raised a child together, went on vacation to Pa
Go follow my 2nd page @ogjahmall Dm me on that joint for a fb
Like at one point I had the emotions of a Lightskin nigga on his period but over the years after endless curves, I was like lemme stop being a little bitch. About two years ago a wise bum I was talking to outside a gas station said "aye lil nigga, don't love these hoes, focus on you ya hear me! You
Y'all hmu on farmersonly.com
Like the story so interesting you skip the sex scene
When she make you nut in 30 seconds and you realize you can't do this anymore
When the pussy gets too comfortable
All a nigga say is "hey" and y'all be like "look at this thirsty ass nigga in my Dm's tf" just be feeding off the curve, y'all don't even need food, curving Nigga's and capturing their souls is your food
Hoes like this will cheat on you for a mcdouble and a compliment, these the type of girls that will fuck you then put a knife to your throat and ask where the car keys at, this the girl to call ya momma a bitch on thanksgiving cause the turkey too dry
Nigga's be throwing in like $2 towards the pizza and be reaching for a 2nd slice, nah homie you hit your limit
When your girl want you to take her out to eat somewhere fancy, to this French restaurant she wanted to go to, a nigga was on a budget like shit but it was her birthday so a nigga had to make sacrifices. Why she couldn't go somewhere with a menu I could read, I'm just staring at the menu like a pop
Porn scenarios are so funny and straight to point, they be like Student: Hey mrs green I realized that I'm failing your calculus class, like I'm just not understanding and was wondering if you can give me some extra help. Teacher: yeah I think I can do that. Student: well I was really having tro
OG darkness, let my 5 year old sister take this so I would feel a lil taller
20 to life? Nigga I'm giving them your first, middle, last, and nick name, your height, weight, your skin complexion on a scale from 1 to 10, a list of the bitches you fucked, Imma give your Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, your myspace, your club penguin account, your gamer tag, your Netflix info, you
If my girl ever even thought about wearing this in public I'd take her to the circus since she wanna look like a clown
New video up for full thing 😂 link in my bio
When she looking for a serious relationship but you have something else in mind
When you was younger and ya mom would find any reason to give you a whooping, "tf you coughing for? I told you to wear a hat this morning and you coughing so you must not have wore it, so you being disobedient now? So you must think you grown, lemme see how grown you are, where's my belt"
Trynna find some info for this dumbass biography research paper 😤
Swear there's nothing I hate more than being left out of a joke, I was smoking with my homies Carlos, Diego and Tj just chilling talking and shit and Carlos says something real fast in Spanish to Diego and they both just bust out laughing and me and Tj just staring at these mfs like they just commit
When your parents didn't want you and left your birth certificate blank, look at the pain in his face smh
Nah fuck that I mean what I say, you say "what?" Imma just repeat myself in capital letters with an exclamation point since you having trouble reading
Words aren't even enough to explain what's going on here, old McDonald over there about to his first piece of ass since the Civil rights movement, his hairline may be weak but his Mack game strong, this how it be when y'all be dancing on niggas at parties without looking back first. First dude stari
Y'all check out the homie @peter_paulbm on the beat making that soothing music to fuck ya girl too 😂 link in his bio
You ever get so high you felt like a different person or just started doing some random shit you'd never do? I was done af the other day and fucked around and solved a rubix cube bruh shit was amazing I was feeling like the man, you ever eat the first slice of bread high? Guarantee you'll appreciate