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Jhene Aiko
When you take a dump at your friends house 😂💀😪👦 bruh this has me deaddddd!! Go follow @retrospectivetrill_og for more hilarious videos! @retrospectivetrill_og @retrospectivetrill_og
I'll just leave this here for y'all to watch for y'all selves 😳👀💀😂
Retweeted by Jhene Aiko
So I'm at taco bell yesterday bruh, you know to get some tacos and shit, so before I order I go to the bathroom cause I gotta piss like shit. I take one step into the bathroom and got hit with the smell of fat girl necks and hood bitches mattresses, but nah this was much worse. I hear some dude in t
When you wanna smack the shit out your girl but you just got baptized last week
Trust me I'm a doctor
First of all imma wonder what snake fucked a spider to create such a thing and who let this nigga into my house, cause ain't no way you came in through a crack, so first of all you breaking and entering so I should call the police but then I remember I'm black so they ain't gonna come anyway, then i
Like my professor was talking to us the other other day about his grandkids, and this nigga like 60, I'm just thinking in my head I bet pops had the bitches back in the day, like I wonder how many hoes he fucked in his life to get to the point in life where he is today, history is amazing
Business/shoutout done plenty before hmu if you trying to prosper
Yeah the black llama was carrying a gun while bumping trap music with a blunt in its mouth while handing out its Mixtape after coming from playing basketball and eating chicken
Niggas not just robbing houses anymore, they taking the whole house with them, imagine coming home and it not being there, ya homie be like "where you last see it at?" This a whole new breed of criminal
How this bitch suck half a dick? And shit who lonely and need their pussy ate? Not even a master's degree gonna get me that so I need options, hmu with business inquires
Boy my phone bout to get charged beyond limits, bout to be walking around with endless power, "I GOT THE POWER!" He-man headass, niggas finna check my power level, over 9000 headass, let a snowstorm come my way and knock off the power, boy I got enough jack off juice to power this whole block, nigga
After playing my mixtape on your phone
Lmao this nigga young thug wanna be a naruto character so bad, he in the streets practicing his Niggajutsu, nigga from the hidden trap village, "I will roll this dope with excellence, and that, that is my nigga way" Trap style, bad bitch jutsu
This real life bruh, this shit more rare than finding a lightskin girl with a forehead shorter than 3 inches, remember one of the few times hearing this and just looking around thinking "who is bitch talking too there's no one else here" 6/10 or better and I'm going for it, I came too far to quit no
Old story, #StopEatingAss2015
I used to feel like this until I grew the fuck up and realized it's my destiny to not get any pussy, now I just look at it as a learning experience, like I'm one nut closer to success, one nut closer to realizing my true potential 💯
I'm bout to rant like shit on some 💯 type shit like rs life has really be getting to me, like just all the shit we have to go through, like from being broke, to being lied to, cheated on, deceived by people that you thought was there for you, losing people close to you, near death experiences, and
Check out bro, link in my bio
One time my friend offered me a popeyes biscuit, I had no other food or drink nothing, bit into like 75% of the biscuit bruh, on everything it felt like somebody waterbended the saliva out my mouth, y'all remember the first time SpongeBob went to sandy's house and didn't wear a bowl of water over hi
Remember back in middle school having to go to a physical to get checked out and shit, all I remember is a bad ass nurse or whatever the fuck she was come in and she was like "can you pull your pants down for me sir?" I was like shiddd you don't gotta tell me twice, she looked like she had a little
Nigga 8 dollars for some fucking orange juice? Them shits better have been picked with care, and mixed with a dash of love, shit better have been squeezed in between the nicest of all titties, 8 dollars nigga that shit better provide me with a year's supply of vitamin C, I better piss gold coins and
Most females will NEVER 🙊👄 tell you how they're feeling, BUT they'll tweet the hell out of it. 😂😂😂💯
Momma take one look at shawdy like "Mmhmm, don't do it" and you just thinking in your head fuck you mom what do you know you're old, then a week later you catch your girl sucking dick in Food Lion by the campbell's soup
It's hard to have an idgaf attitude with someone you clearly give a fuck about 😩❤️💯
When your homie says he could fuck your girl if he wanted to and you find a sticky note on the dresser
Wanna bless y'all timeline tonight 😍😘🙊�
When you see you ex's little sister in public
Nba street vol 2 gamebreakers used to be like 😭
Lmao bitches love talking about how crazy they are as if it was a desirable quality, *job application* tell me about yourself, "I'm crazy" lmao I was expecting outgoing or some shit. If a girl tell me she crazy idk what that means so imma just assume you a hoe and if you tell me you heartless imma j
When your memory gets full and you gotta start deleting shit
I am so bipolar it's crazy. One minute I'll want you to leave me alone and then the next want to be under you 😩💏😂💞
Fw my second page @ogjahmall
I Remember back in middle school when niggas would always do "book checks" which is walking up to somebody and just slapping they shit out their hand. I fell victim to this shit before, my binder used to stay messy af papers was loose af on the little flaps cause I was too lazy to put em in the ring
Any nigga cut my hair this clean I'll help raise his kids on everything, you don't even gotta be the father if u don't want to homie, yo son wanted a bike? I got you bruh just keep my hairline sharp
When little kids ask you if you have any games on your phone #AlmostAsBlackAsMyPants #MyWavesExtendToMyForehead #MustacheChildishAf #MyHandsLookSoUncomfortable
If you see me somewhere serving tortilla chips just know I'm working on my master plan
That one nigga that is always ashy af for no reason, these type of niggas walk through cvs and walk smooth past the lotion without even glancing in its direction, these the same type of niggas that's 19 with 3 kids and walks past the condoms in stores like they don't exist. Ashy niggas walking arou
This bitch got a permanent attitude on her face, this the result of letting a Crackhead do your eyebrows for a dollar behind the liquor store, the motion of her eyebrows represents the results of my grades over the semester, Why her eyebrows look like 2 sperm cells about to fight till the death
There's nothing like the day when you and your ex break up and you set her free into the wild to be a hoe again, shit is so beautiful like watching your child go off to college and start a new life
Like "nah babe me and tyrone are just close friends he's helping tutor me in Spanish" like you lying son of a bitch that nigga gotta 3% in Spanish fuck you mean he tutoring you the nigga can barley speak English, that nigga so dumb he failed a survey so tell me again what he tutoring you in
I keep that sauce on me bruh
My nigga Herb 🔥