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J. Cole
Just tossing my shit all over the place, catch deez nuts in your dms
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So I'm at my aunts house, and she tell me to take a picture with my cousin for her to have, tell me why she pull this ancient ass fossil out her purse and gonna say "smile!" Like smile for this disrespect? Out of what ruins did u dig up this? Last time I seen one of these Hurricane Chris was on the
Cause I ain't shit and that means you ain't shit so nah fam, deep if u think about it
Seen this look so many times smh I eat this look for breakfast
This an interesting question, now as much as I hate dying for 20 mil I'd tap dance on a light sheet of glass over an active volcano, as much as I hate heights too, boy i can't even look out of an apartment building window on the 3rd floor without thinking about dying, but this shit? Imma just tumble
New video up, don't be a fuck boy go and watch, link in bio
Nah this dog would deadass have to square up with me coming up in my kingdom giving me this type of attitude like he gonna beat my ass or something, I'll fuck you up nigga, feed yourself then since you wanna be grown
Wish I knew this feeling but this has yet to happen to me, shit seems impossible so I've complied a short list of things that I'll probably accomplish before escaping the friend zone. Beat Young Thug in a mumbling contest, fuck a white girl named Becky, become a drug dealer named "Big Juice", drop a
If I just had money to blow I'd just blow it on stupid shit like this too, like should I get this $3 toothbrush or should I get this $1000 toothbrush with the same bristles but it's gold 😱 , if I had the money i'd probably fuck around and buy a zebra cause let's be real, who don't want a pet zebra?
Imma do some shit to you you've never experienced in your life, girl imma suck your pussy through a blue bendy straw, imma finger you with nothing but my mind and the power of justice, imma slap that ass with a dried up piece of playdoh in the shape of an Elephant tusk, and dick you down from across
#wcw you used to be my baby, now you just a chicken I used to know, through thick and thin you always provided me the satisfaction I needed and always believed in me, when the world said no, you said yes, your crispness was always there to comfort me, your tender juiciness and white meat, providing
This how niggas lay up on you after a long day of fucking other bitches
Go follow my backup @ogjahmall just posted
This why I can't go on social networks during church smh one time I'm at church with my grandma, I open Twitter for like 5 seconds soon as the shit opens first thing I see on my timeline is some thot's pussy and this lady behind me saw and said "young man" and gave me this look of shame smh she star
This how girls be forreal when they watch sad movies 😭😭�
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When the homies running a train on a thot and you patiently waiting in line for your time to shine
Y'all go check out my last video if you haven't already, link in bio
respect her even when she's not around πŸ‘Œ
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Like aight I'm tired of chillin, what we just gonna chill all day? We been doing this shit for a whole 20 minutes withering out lives away, let's fuck already before we turn into dust and die
@storytimenig got me deadπŸ˜‚πŸ˜­ this nigga is funny asf famπŸ˜‚πŸ’€ @storytimenig
Bruh this nigga is the GOAT, my manz got a plethora of hoes, how you manage 17+ girlfriends at once? WHO TF HAS THE TIME TO MANAGE 17+ HOES AT ONCE?!?!??!? I can barley manage one smh I see why he got in a car accident, them hoes was driving him crazy, lol get it? "Driving" him crazy, car accident.
Like this if you're a hoe and you're proud
"You know jahmall?" "Jahmall with the long ass dick and excellent stroke game?"
Dont say nothing retweet this fast πŸ‘€πŸ˜‚οΏ½
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Friends like this play to much πŸ˜‚οΏ½
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Don't be texting me while you on the fucking toilet, ol dirty shitty doo doo ass, talking about "I'm in the house cleaning" yeah cleaning your ass you filthy liar foh
😒 Yall go follow my 2nd page @ogjahmall
Just pissed me off, goodnight smh
That's the black guy from the boyz in motion πŸ˜‘
I swear them hoes ain't mine babe, my homeboy got my password
Remember I was walking to the store the other day, and a school bus full of little ass middle schoolers stopped at the light and I had to walk past, like 2 kids yell out "hey bitch" and I'm just looking around trying to find out who tf they talking too, then they gonna yell out "yeah you nigga" and
Tag some friends and get em hip to the foolish shit I post
Yall bullshitting, go check out my new video❗️ link in bio πŸ‘€
This how some girls be in school forreal tho 😭😭�
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Like foh make your own sandwich, and they be like "but I cant reach the bread on the fridge" smh that's quitter talk, better find a chair, a ladder, one of them springs sonic be jumping on, something, life not supposed to be easy.
When you fuck the baddest girl in school but you get her pregnant
Like how Imma whack my shit to this unrealistic ass shit, I bet he don't have a damn thing on that clipboard smh fake ass hospital shit look like a garage
Learning to pick yourself up after going through shit is such an important thing no one ever teaches you πŸ’―
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We break up I'm taking all my shit back, gimme dem shoes, them jeans, gimme them eggo waffles in the freezer, gimme back that toothbrush, gimme back my beat off lotion, gimme back all that oxygen you breathed in at my crib, and gimme back all that nut I wasted on you bitch
Lmaooo bruh πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’€@staticshockhq