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Homework: because 7 hours of school wasn't enough
Saying never mind when you’re just too lazy to re-explain the whole story.
My ceiling fan has 3 speeds: 1) Barely moving. 2) Kinda feels like it's working. 3) Is going to fly off the ceiling and kill someone.
Think of a number. Double it. Add eight. Half it. Minus the number you started with. Close your eyes? Its dark, isn't it?
I whip my stairs back and forth -Halls of Hogwarts
PLAY THIS GAME: For every retweet you get luck for one day. The last person to retweet this gets endless luck!
When Call Me Maybe comes on, I'm all "OMG not again" then seconds later, I'm all "I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
No matter how old you are, when a little kid gives you a Toy Phone and says its for you, You answer that shit.
That awkward moment when your toys make 3 movies behind your back?
Cell phones ruined the fun of pushing a fully clothed person into a pool.
RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb! R-T if I'm right!!!
It's impossible to say "good eye might" without sounding Australian.
Respect your parents. They had to do homework without google.