If you hate on Joey Essex..
sisters gettin me iphone5 soon inshallah
you gotta love joey essex
Little niggas dream small real niggas dream big
Stop calling yourself hot. The only thing you turn on is the microwave.
I saw a fat lady with a "M.O.B" tattoo on her arm. I asked ''Money over bitches'' she said ''No, its McDonalds Over Burger King'' LOOOL
I was born to make mistakes not to fake perfection.
I be living for today in case tomorrow don't occur.
R.I.P Bullet, things will never be the same without you!
my nigga, my nigga, my motherfuckin' niggaaa!
Friends are the ones who laugh when you fall and then ask if you're OK !
how to flirt with someone in a museum:
introduce yourself then say "i would shake ur hand but that sign says not to touch the masterpieces"
arghh deadest lessons tomorrow ...
Dumb niggers hustle for hoes. Young niggers hustle for clothes. Real niggers hustle for goals
You know you're desperate for an answer when you look on the second page of Google.
don't feel like goin' school tomorrow...
When you're at someone's house
Normal people: "What a lovely house!"
Me: "What's your wifi password?"
tell em' don't waste my time!
Eid Mubarak My Muslim Brothers & Sisters Inshallah Allah showers you and your families with blessings.
Bday ina couple days feelin gassed!
All you true belibers follow me !