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SAMKELE
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'She just want to smoke and fuck, I said girl, that's all that we do'
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Don't let me in
While some people are running away from commitment, some people are rushing into it.
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When y'all break up but you still lurk lowkey πŸ‘€πŸ‘€
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If you're a gynecologist, and you don't begin your exams by saying "Open up and say ahhhh", was all that education really worth it?
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Regret is such a pointless feeling.
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β€œ@RealWillHill: Tyler the Creator has to stop being slept on as well” he isn't
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People that put plates in the sink with food still in them should go to jail for life.
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"@lortinyo: A man with money can only impress a broke bitch." Damn
"" You're crushed because your crush has a crush on someone else's crush ""
"@rickygervais: I think people hate atheists because we give away the ending." Damn
With the amount of women in leadership positions, government is telling girls "Aim for the middle, gals! This one's for the boys"
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People are afraid to take chances... You gots to take a chance if not you may not know if it really was meant for you..
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Don't take credit for work you didn't do, you will be exposed
Aint nobody gonn starve in my household
"Let your heart break I promise it won't kill you"
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So FYI hijab is worn because of beauty, not because the lack of it. You should try reading the Quran before you jump to your own conclusions
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