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Favorite tie 👔 #ss 😏
Aye I want some bacon!
babe always goes to sleep before me
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when the cop pulled over the douche that cut me off 😂 ✌️
In need of some food therapy...
Realizing it's August and summer is almost over. *cue depressing music*
@UberFacts: Lack of sleep and going to sleep irregularly can lead to early death.” Guess who's kicking the bucket early🙋
You know what sucks? When your initials (kms) stand for kill myself…
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Subtweets left and right 😮
Why am I even awake?
Who else is awake?
Sauna is always smelly
When you feel like cuddling but all you have is a pillow 😕
Squirrels always run away from the dog who just wants to play, so he dressed as one hoping they'd play with him!
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Really tired of how food makes you fat ):
When you make an awesome jokes but no ones around to hear it 😭
These flash warnings are a nightmare when you're trying to stay up.
Driving in the rain is so therapeutic.
You dumping me is literally the best thing that's happened lol
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"I'm not an alcoholic, I'm Australian."
Home front is on netflix 😮
When are we going???