Austin PD calling animal control to take away a homeless man's dog ... How sad
Twitter has changed so much 😟
Sitting in my apartment watching Hulu and eating Toblerone.
Quite the exciting break if I do say so myself
S/o to my Biology professor who rounded up my 89.2 to an A. You the real MVP😭🙌🏼epbV7
When someone does something stupid, no cops anywhere.
I do something stupid, cops everywhere 😐
insomnia at its finest ...
Craving a tapioca drink 😩
I could watch this all day 😂T
This the ugliest dog I've ever seen 😭vine.co/v/MLWqXVLLnah
really depresses me I'm not going to ACL man
Y'all have gone too damn far 😂�pK
When I get to a business/store early they always seem to be late 😩
I'm running out of movies to watch which is an obvious sign I watch way too much Netflix
How you going to ask me on a date but not have any transportation to get us there???
With my luck, college is going to be free by the time I graduate ..
When unexpected visitors (family) show up <<<
You know someone's terrible at parking when they have to get out and check it... 4 times 😂😭
When you can't fall asleep .. lol every night
Please spread this:
Does anybody know when the Polar Express is suppose to stop by?
Guilty conscious kicking in 3..2..1
So much for sleep, Netflix has me by the balls...
I've eaten so much and it's not even thanksgiving yet
My nipples feel like icicles😕
Whatcha looking at ?
This guy ended the long debate. Child Birth Vs. Kick in the balls.
When this 💩 happens <<<0
Hungry but not willing to drive...
I hate when people ask me "would you like to donate" at a store Bc then I'll feel like a little 💩 for not doing so. IM SORRY OK.
I need like 10 bottles of NyQuil..
Time to sleep.... #saidmybrainnever
& they give you their employee discount 😂
People know your order by heart.
You know you've been to the same places too many times when the bank doesn't require your ID.
He says, thank you for the laugh & leaves.
Now idk if that was funny or not but I was just being sarcastic 😳
With a pair of pliers... Tell me that doesn't look suspicious.
I tell him, it wouldn't if I was white. BAM, he chuckles & checks my info &
I'm Mexican, it's a 2014 car, it's 3:12 am, & I'm just asking for it. He of course proceeds by telling me it's 3am you're under a car
now in my hand I'm holding the pair of pliers, so he of course tells me to put them down. I do.
This whole time I was thinking
He stops, turns his high beams on gets out of the car.
Now, I just came from the gym prior to this, so I'm sweaty & looking busted...
As I'm trying to remove it with a pair of pliers I hear a car coming, so I get up and wait for it to pass. BUT I didn't know it was a cop
Scenario: I kept hearing a noise when driving so when I got home I went to check out the tires. I find a nail dug in the back tire.
I laughed way harder than I should have 😂c
Just deleted 6GB worth of videos, what the hell was I doing with my life.