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Parkywarky ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ’™
Forever my favourite โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Œ
Sack paying 200 quid each to hear Kylie Minogue sing 5 songs badly. Anyone selling 2x ยฃ120 tickets? #CommonwealthGames #closingceremony
Since when did "I wanna hear your voice" not become a good excuse?
Nobody, not even the rain.
Keep forgetting I have this! 2 weeks old tomorrow :) #tattoo #tattooed pic.twitter.com/dSqn7fV4uS
Sandy Thom, an alcoholic and an african. Standard evening. @ryansmith1993 #wishiwasapunkrocker #pints #2cansaecola #fml
Doing that thing where I just REALLY don't like people today. Usual.
Lights out, candles burning and my favourite album of all time playing. For Emma, Forever Ago. Fucking chilled. #boniver #bath #yankeecandle #bliss #legsoot #calmingdown
Miniature wheely bin to add to my stationary addiction. Cute. #pen #pens #stationary #glasgow #bin #hilarious #spiderman #owl #sharpie
Just purchased myself a full tattoo kit. Fuck sake that was an awful decision. Yas!
Been fighting a whitey from 8 this morning. I can feel it coming
My iPhone has lost its ability to vibrate for about 4 months now, anyone know what I can do?
Had to make the hardest of all decisions. Dominos or a Chinese. It was a close call, but chicken satay is calling my name.
Another Gold for Scotland!! Yes! ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™
Not moving out my bed all day. Marathoning Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.
Apparently I went into Asda last night and started throwing cheese balls at everyone/everything. Seriously don't let me drink again.
I've been projectile vomiting for the past 3 hours. I have lost my nose hoop, dignity and all the life from my eyes. Some condition.
Some conditions! #pals #steamin #scotland
Daz hates the finger. I am fucking dying. Antibiotics and sambuka are all I can taste. #favourite #pals #party #21st #toodrunk #tits