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Gems
5am rise is making me want to cry when I'm this awake.
Today I found my happy place. #frozen #olaf #sven
Keep small children away from this yin #kenbarlowsociety pic.twitter.com/CfODXW9YBq
Today Darren informed me we are going to see BILLY CONNOLLY on Thursday. Fucking buzzzing!!! What a top pal I am so shocked!!! Aaaaaaaah!!
Day out with my favourite buddy :) #nofilter #winter #glasgow #hats #leather #buddys
Benedict's waxwork is perfect. Guess i'll be going to London before the year is out then
Same one verse of a MCR going through my head. Shhh
Trying to talk myself out of reshaving my undercut. Its not working. #hair #undercut #bald #baldy #tattooed
80 quid for a Neil Diamond ticket. Steep, very steep...might still do it. #theresonlyoneNeilDiamond
My buddys make me awfy excited!! #self #selfie #glasgow #girlswithtattoos #buzz
Literally couldn't give a shit mate
Hugh Jackman playing innuendo bingo has made my life.
Going from the American to British office on a series by series basis. Naughty.
What a laugh. #catb #thebhoys #rebs #graffitionthewall #glasgow #lads
Knew it was water resistant but didnt think it would survive a trip to the bottom of the tub unscathed. Amazing.
Guess what fanny just dropped their brand new phone in the bath?
Love Glasgow, man. #glasgow #yes
Fuck it. Septum is getting pierced. Screw work
"Sinks a goner"
Big tit wee tit @paulawaulaaag #sailbacksunday #boatsnhoes
Well, fuck you.
Dont worry about me. Worry about your eyebrows.
Always go a bit Snapchat daft when I've had one too many. Moan be pals, username's yogemma. Booooored. #pals #snapchat #bored
One of my bestest buddys has only gone and had herself a baby. Elated!! He looks smashing cannot wait to cuddle him!!! @beccar__92
Been cutting about work like a burst couch all day. Think we took enoigh selfies last night @leeannalaugh ? #totezbantz #selfie #girlswithtattoos #killme
I need to go to work. Fml #hungoverpony
My fave thing to do when im steamin is pay my police fines apparently.
"What would you wear if you were dressing as me?" "Tattoos and big tits" wit
Please stop me from going to Catty tonight. Please. I'm working tomorrow. STOP ME
My 21st is 2 weeks today. How fucking scary. Looking forward to partying my cunt in though with all the best folk. Yaaaaas!
15 minutes until I get picked up, 4 cans left to tank. Easy.
Am I going to jail?
Ps a forgot to pay my fine
My mum is a 1st class cunt
Today has been a good day. #happy Time to get mwi #party #pals
Booked my best buddys birthday getaway surprise and ive just cracked a can. Happy Friday.
Jist been informed Scotland - England tickets are booked. Yes!! Buzzzin
Lying listening to the rain. Sometimes its all you need. #rain #scotland #afterdark #winter #yes
Me. 2 WEEKS BABY!! #halloween #21st #party #fatty
Aye that was a typo. Faaack
Go West - Austin Lucas is my song of the month. Repat, repeat.