I think you're changing. Don't worry you don't have to stay the same. Can we talk about this later your voice is driving me insane.
Cannot wait to drive!!
Claire Sweeney and that FUCKING whistle on 60 Minute Makeover stresses me OOT. ENOUGH.
And if a 10 tonne truck kills the both of us, to die by your side, well, the pleasure, the privilege is mineeee 👊😻🎶
Still going to lie on it in bed tonight. #illneverlearn #ouch
My industrials playing up again, I'm putting it down to it spending quarter of its life hitting the floor at tremendous speed and velocity
You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? Lloyd!! Petey didn't even have a head!!
My Friday Evening :) #nails #rimmel #dumbanddumber #ipad #chocolate #irnbru #lonely #exciting
Taking the dog a walk is such a valid excuse to go and get me some fizzy juice #naughty
Cravats are different. I always assume they're concealing auto-erotic strangulation marks.
Looking forward to just chilling in a bubble bath tonight. This is a WILD Friday night. My weekends have gone to mush #unsociable #old
Hate when people are like " OMG don't know who I'm going to get through the next week off the drink" it's not hard. Even slightly.
My life will be so much better if you dropped dead, I was laying in bed last night thinkin, and this thought just popped in my head! #MMLP2
I cant stop listening to Headlights it is far too beautiful a song. #MMLP2 #Headlights #Eminem #emotional
My mums just informed me that my rabbit escaped today and she found her in the neighbours garden and spent an hour chasing her. So buckilt!
My boss is leaving my work tomorrow and I've just wrote his goodbye/thank you card and its made me dead sad. I hate when people leave!
240 madness. Guy sitting next to me is admiring my hat whilst downing a bottle of bucky and asking if i want a skelp. Eh, no. Joys.
MCR are still perfect ok.
Baltic. So many levels of baltic brrr ❄️😵
i wish my thighs were as small as my self esteem
I equate happiness with contentment, and contentment with complacency, and complacency with impending disaster. #thoughts
This is me and my iPad right now. I should go to sleep.. But Netflix. pic.twitter.com/F4q20B3LGk
I get goosebumps DOWN MY ARMS oh lord that typo made me chuckle.
Whenever i listen to RE: Stacks I get goosebumps downy arms. One of the reasons behind the positioning of my tribute tattoo. #outstanding
Actually fuck gender roles.
Things are happening. These things include dead arms and breasts out for the lads. Woop.
Finally out of the hospital after nearly 4 hours of horror. Relieved to be closer to an answer but. #slowlybutsurely
Physically shaking I'm that nervous. Fml.
Shitting bricks. So anxious man. #calmdown #calmdown
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap 👊
Im sure she greets him in the evening beaver first.
We love a sparkler eh @rebekakaka
Bedtime. Bridesmaids on, trying to calm my nerves for tomorrow. Bricking it man.
Excited to return!!! Shenaniganssssss
I tried to write 'thank you' to someone and my phone auto corrected it to 'tuna you' and I have legitimately been crying with laughter.
Don't know what to think about Nymph()maniac. Seen the trailers there. i'll definitely watch it when it's released. #Nymphomaniac
I wish Christmas actually held any shred of similarity to the way its portrayed in the Debenhams advert.
Cos I'm losing my sight losing my mind, wish somebody would tell me I'm fine. 🎶👊❤️
I no like fotiez gemma
I've legitimately got the fear.
And the fast blood, fast blood, fast blood. Hurricanes through me.
I've had enough. Stop it #shitepals
Insert Katy Perry lyrics here
David Tennant is breaking my heart in The Escape Artist. Utter perfection.
Sometimes its extremely difficult for me to even understand WHAT I'm feeling, never mind actually express it. #fucked
Saddest building in the shire.
Staying in. Midnight Organ fight is the chosen album of the evening #favourite #frabbit