A mind my aunties pal had one when a was young and we used to listen to it in her house. She had deadbolt doors& never opened her curtains 😂
2 squad cars n a van just drove by me. I am such a nosy bastard I want a police scanner to know why 😂
Today has been the most productive I've been in weeks. Feels good.
Missed out! Maisie coulda been Sensual Ken!! twitter.com/RealBobMortime…
Moody cow all day it is then
Today is gonna go 1 of 2 ways. Either I spend it miserable n full scale zombied or I fall asleep in the next hour n wake up at dinner time 😴
Lying here ABSOLUTELY RAGIN because I've been trying to sleep for over 5 hours. Worst. Mood. Ever. Yet instead of trying here I am tweeting.
My mate Maurice found his old donor card from the 1980's.
A canny deal with the snoring I'm putting up with. Please stfu 😰
Orange walk passing the Stables in viewpark 👏🍀👏�KaDwHV
Say Yes to The Dress is both infuriating and addictive.
Should made it a tenner. Put this on last June 🍀💚Psx
Theres a 24/7 livestream of Family Guy episodes on YouTube without adverts. Thank you "Moni TOON" 😍
Pet hate is seeing young kids that dont have carseats or even the adult belt on properly. Too much to risk it.
"23 days until Abroad" "cant wait to go to abroad" please lock these people up.
Lifes greatest pleasures include: walking barefoot around the garden at 4am in 17° heat as the sun comes up. Srsly give it a bash 🐦🌾
Yaaaaahssss thats numberwang!!!! twitter.com/RealDMitchell/…
Can a request the return of the Ice Bucket Challenge please???? ☀
As expected. Wonder how credible this site is
Why is everyone working today when a big bag of cans is calling :(
Scotland is broken
This whole living by myself thing is the most fun ever. Just had an ice lolly in the bath for dinner. Winner winner.
ISIS grew out of Al Qaeda in Iraq, which grew out of the chaos caused by the 2003 invasion. 'War On Terror' approach doesn't make us safe.
*It was years ago she was a friend of a friend. Always been an absolute jakey fuck.
cant believe ive fuckin sat in the cow that done this company several times. Jakey abusing fuck!!!!!!
Scots teenager "seriously ill" in hospital after terrorist attack at Ariana Grande concert in Manchester stv.tv/news/north/138…
..Smile more 💭9
's career. Too soon?
19 dead and around 50 injured in Manchester Arena incident, police confirm
incident update: Police have performed a controlled explosion in Cathedral gardens after police found a suspected device
Had worse nights.
Am genuinely dead feirt for this country
What is it with @AmazonUK
fucking up my orders. Third item in 2 weeks thats wrong. Does this look like a set of 2 luxury pillow cases?
Dying for a roll n square. £10 min spend for delivery so 4 cans n a lasagne are on their way too 😂
Honestly would commission a feature length drama 100x if @grinningsimp
played the main character. Indescribably talented.
Would love my bed pls n thank u
dec living his life in my bag
Driving back from Edinburgh after a great night with @TheFrontBottoms
on full. Best
THIS IS THE MOST ADORABLE DOG EVER
Wit the fuck are they weans at that 'royal wedding' wearing? Fucking abomination 😂