Dunno why I watch greys anatomy cos i just sit greetin ma cunt in
Still Game is an institution man. Always gonna be relevant.
stop the stigma ❤❤❤⭐
Omg I physically cannot wait until next weeks episode of #Lucifer
. Ughhhhh intense.
Tomorrow is the day he gets booked in to loose his manhood. Ma weans aww grown up 😥😥
Wee puberty riddled dick
Pancake turned 7 months and started spraying last night. He just sprayed somewhere in ma room n its pure honkin n a cant find where 😥😂
Why is it always raining in Greys Anatomy? Is it just me that notices. Ud think it was set in the toon
Couldn't help myself. S2 of Greys bought. All night marathon yeee saaay
Gon to bed at 3am is all fair and well until ye wake up at 2.30pm clinging to ur bed like a dry sponge
Sat down to watch Greys Anatomy n before I knew it I had finished s1 without even moving. Oops
Well, yippee ki yay motherfucker 🎬
Richard Hammond has such a bad dye job. Other than that, cant fault The Grand Tour.
Student pals? Join unidays the black friday discounts are aaamazin! Some places 50% off!! myunidays.com/r/B0XyRvEXnfY
Its. Been. 2. Hours. Of. Non. Stop. Barking. Poor wee dug is frozen to death. Too bad his owner threatened to hurt me or i would intervene
You would think theyd have some consideration for people living next door who are subjected to it about 8 hours a day. Fuckin ragin man
At my wits end with my neighbours dogs. All they do is fucking bark from the moment they go outside until they get let in. All I hear man
Hink it's physically impossible to pay for suhn with hunners ae coins without making comments like "just gettin rid of all this smash ha ha"
Is it Christmas break yet? 😔
Guy sitting behind me on the bus is chugging a can of rockstar. Even the smell of it has got me tachycardic.
Tonight was date night 💖�32
Festive mixers in Maryhill
Made my first ever speed veg curry. So much kale and spinach. So good.
i will be thinking of this image for the rest of my life.
Dunno about u but am getting high. #fucktrump
Honestly, as horrific as Hillary is, at least shes not Trump.
Essays can suck my non existent dick
"WHERE'S YOUR POPPY?"
"My poppy? [Pulls down pants to show bright red prolapsed arsehole with a bit of shite sticking out] Here's my poppy"
Added several new items to my Depop. Go buy my shit I'm a skint student with bad habits depop.com/fleetwoodxo
It's 6pm at night and a canny even see a bawhair in front of me
Requested findus cheese crispy pancakes for dinner. Didnt know I liked to eat shit that tastes like a4 paper when I was a kid. 0.5/10. Sad.
Buzzin tae get the j's rolled
AHS: *Kills off Evan Peters twice*
Me: "I am never watching this show again!"
Life in Pieces season 2 started tonight. So haaaappy.
Fuckin still love Taking Back Sunday, man.
I'm 23 next week and it's making me want to cry
Freaks and Geeks needs to come back with a "where are they now" styled season with the original cast okay.
I really want to go to NYC and see as many Musicals as possible whilst there, 2 a day. Fuck sight seeing. Broadway.1
Well, I'm kinda bald.
I'm not mad about it 😊
Watching Mascots. Wit. The. Fuck.
Can I have Wentworth Miller on a plate please