my neighbours are wanting to stop the constant banging every day before a walk in and stab them all in the hands. nothing annoys me more!!
okay it was good but not on the same level as say.. Love Actually.
5 minutes into The Secret Life Of Pets and its already the BEST. MOVIE. EVER.
I just use twitter to moan like fuck 😂
Away n shite! Maybe if yer ancestors never invaded and colonised their countries they would be safe where they are! #Refugeeswelcome twitter.com/AJEnglish/stat…
Scum on Depop requesting First Class postage even though they paid for standard. Out of pocket sendin it n they DONT LEAVE FEEDBACK. Gimps.
Get this knob sacked @BBC
. You've fired people for a lot less. What a joke. twitter.com/BeaumontHorace…
Honstly fuck @peta
. Worst company ever. Lies about protecting animals but have a 99% kill rate.
Going out on a Saturday night is my idea of literal hell. Big Lebowski & purring cats = YES.
Enchroma keep sending me codes for money off their colour correcting glasses to fix my protan blindness. Its tempting. #seetherainbow
heed takes ere
Girls on FB that go from posting how much they love their SO & are so lucky to passive aggressive comments like "men are all liars" WHY?
why am i so awkward in social situations 😂😑
SCOTLAND has Dj Badboy
SCOTLAND has Gary Mcf
SCOTLAND has The Wee Man
SCOTLAND has Gary McF
SCOTLAND has Calvin Harris twitter.com/journalsfire/s…
to sum up: am blind as shit
lassy I work with just asked me "do u really need glasses?? never seen u wear them before" bitch they've been glued to my face fae the womb
Git that camera oot ma face!
naw but seriously. Is Katy Perry a parody?
Must be the only bloody person that goes outside for 10mins on lunch break and comes back red raw 😭😂 On fireee 🔥
Am I the only person who doesnt watch reality TV? Group chat is all about that Love Island thing n am just like 😑
Hopefully I watch this season. Hated Capaldi and the writing. 10 forever.
Had a fiver on Olivia Colman becoming the new Doctor. Happy with Jodie Whittaker all the same. Just hope the writings up to par #DoctorWho13
Stop whispering at me
doing that thing where I stare at an unopened bottle of vodka hoping it magically pours itself n money appears in ma bank
Finishing the working week like
How mant photos of cats is too many photos of cats??? Answers on a postcard please.
when we had pups from Skye, this couple bought one from us back in 2005.. we woke up to this letter and these pictures this morning 😭❤️I
Buckilt at folk sneaking past 'security' and lighting the Shankhill bonfire a night early. Amazing 😂😂👏
Pancake pees on everything I love. Including his sister.
apparently it means ur cat is mad at you if they pee in your shoes. GUESS HOW MANY PAIRS OF MINE ARE RUINED THIS MORNING??
Closest I could zoom without blurring. Pretty pretty 🌚D
*not a full moon until tomorrow but its fucking glorious tonight #moonmad #waxinggibbous
Impatiently waiting on my camera battery to charge to go and photograph that glorious moon. What a wild Saturday night.
just took me 45 minutes to turn subtitles off a TV because the button decided not to work. I'm ragin 😂
funniest hour of my life look at the comment thread on ma fb post 😂😂😂
If someone tries to call you out for your beliefs (about baby ear piercing) on facebook , don't back down 😂😂