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10 years today. Always πŸ’–πŸ˜Ÿ
Whenever I am down I like to think of the fact there's a real guy in England called Rodger Mashiter. Smiling already.
Had a dream that my boss was my dentist last night. Wits happening tae me.
Hahahaha what
So this just happened at 11pm on a Monday night.... πŸ‘‚πŸ”«
I lack skillz πŸŒΎπŸ˜ŽπŸ˜‚
Ma buddy's got skillz πŸŒΎπŸ‘ŒπŸ’š
I thought of you today, but that is nothing new. I thought about you yesterday, and the day before that too. I think of you in silence, I seldom speak your name. All I have are memories, and pictures in a frame. Your memory's a keepsake, from which I'll never part. I'll forever keep you close to
Always. πŸ’–
Ferris Bueller is my idol.
Nearing a decade without you. How does that happen, where does time go? I've blinked and its passed. One year was really hard. 5 years was indescribable, but 10? Wow. I've grown to know what heartache is. I've grown up without you, but you've always been here. Every step of the way, every decision
@ryansmith1993 πŸ§πŸ™ŠπŸ™ŠπŸ™ŠπŸ™‰
Right now I'm just a psycho hell bent on self destruction. #TFB
Was just talking aboit this a minute ago, spoooky! Can't believe this was a year ago! #timehop
One of your 5 a day πŸ‘…πŸ
Refugees are welcome here. Refugees in, Tories out. #GlasgowSeesSyria
I havent seen this time of day/night in forever.
Same rules apply.
James McAvoy is a phenomenal actor.
Early finish and off tomorrow. Ooft
Thought parents were meant to be supportive, not reduce you to tears.
This wee terror turned 3 this week and atarts nursery today. Where has the time went ? πŸ˜―πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ’–
If I've got my earphones in.... It means I don't want to listen to yer shite. Not today, mate.
I'd like it if my sunburn went away already. Ive been back for like a week come on now!!
Ive got issues with my love of this fragrance. All I wear. All I want to smell. πŸ’œ
Dae yeez hate me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
It hurts. A lot
Jumped up for the first equaliser at the game and left my kneecap on the seat in front of me. Killer!
Been stuck in Asda Robroyston car park for nearly 2 hours and made it 3 feet nearer the exit. This is insane.
Cans in gardens with the Tartan army, breaking knee caps & getting humped off Germany. Standard Monday evening antics.
Some game.
Why is it so difficult to get some pints.
#SCOGER βš½πŸ’™O
Off out for dinner and pints before the game. C'mon Scotland! Buzzing for the Hampden Roar. #SCOTLAND
Love this photo. Glow in the dark salad πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚…CUS
Love this photo. Glow in the dark salad πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Our wee adventure! What happens in Derby, stays in Derby. #besttimes πŸ’–πŸ˜€
Gary Tank Commander is on UK Netflix. You're welcome.
This ring hasnt been off my finger in 14 years. Here's to the next 14. #always πŸ’–πŸ’–

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