Literally rolled in the door n cracked a can. Perks of having ur own place. A can feel ma maw judging me from the other side ae Bellshill.
Every time I go to see @TheFrontBottoms
the crowd just gets bigger and bigger. Tonight was amazing.
Front Porch Step and chill.
My current life revolves around watching AHS, Impractical Jokers, drinking Fanta Lemon and playing fetch with my cats.
Utterly fucking fantastic.
Ordered my favourite @ModernBaseball
album on vinyl today. Collection is growing 👌
Couples that like n favourite everything each other post make me want to be sick aww er masel.
There's something ridiculously sexy about @jimmyfallon
Never thought I would ever type these words.
Disappointed with Sherlock.
Making me v v happy.
I've had 2 naps today and ate my weight in gataeu. Acceptable at Christmas 😊
Remember it was me who dragged you up to the sweaty floor.
Great wee day! Home with some koppaberg and just purchased Die Hard from Amazon Instant. Happy & half cut ☺
Don't touch a light bulb thats been on for hours kids.
Pain. So much pain.
2 new additions to my new wee house. Woofy & Moo 💙#crazycatlady
I laughed so hard
I dont think there is enough characters to list all the emojis that accurately describe how I feel right now.
2nd last night in my house before moving out and becoming a grown up. Getting real now. Feels strange.
Campervan cunt ✌🍃d
just found my sister's nintendo ds lmao why is her stylus so big
Hello Facebook. Yes, this is actually Lindsay. Welcome to my Facebook page!
Everything has changed so fast. Weird.
Without the dark we would never see the stars.
"Once a cheat, always a cheat" nothing more true 👋😏
Anthem to my life.
Weezer - Why Bother.
Drinking midori. Up at 6.
I really want to go to Japan. Like all of it.
Watching a documentary on Dogging.
Bet yer da's in it.
I the lord of sea and skyyyy, I have heard my people cryyy.. 👼
This is what I want, motherfucker make it happen for me #TFB
"I know you're probably feeling a lot of emotion right now but please refrain from using the term thundercunt"
Lumpy pumpkin sack dress 🎃
Dying to watch Spy again and it's taking AGES to download. my broadband is one step above dial-up. Blaaah.
Obsessed with miniatures 🍺S
Ive realised that no one gives a fuck what you look like in the gym. I like it more and more.