Signed up for the November 3rd P-cat. 🎉🎉🎉
Happy belated birthday to myself. 🎉🎉🎉
Am I just tired or is this hilarious?
Credits of American horror story one minute earlier than last week...11:54 doesn't cut it.
What does AHS think it's doing starting credits at 10:55! Uhhm naw!
You Vs. The Guy she tells you not to worry about
Just checked-in for our trip to myrtle beach! @haLey_grAce95
"Do we have any homework?" Starter pack
I found the second one!
My job never has a dull moment.
It's hard to trust people who show up late to class on the first day.
My home among the hills #ichoseWVWC
PSA: Don't wear jeans to the gym. Thanks.
Vincent van Gogh inspired cake
Is it bad to say @JaredLeto
's Joker was sexy on Suicide Squad?
Suicide Squad was amazing. 😍
I've realized recently that I'm gonna have to be the man of the relationship. 🙄🙄🙄 uhhhh. 😂
I hate when Pokemon I'm only capturing for the stardust escape. Like you'd be lucky to be captured by me!
girls glare at me @ the gym like I'm trying to check them out. Its like, girl, don't you see the eyebrow filler running down my face? U good
Caught this babe. 🎉🎉vnN
This 7yo at chick fil a has better eyebrows than most people I see.
When my dad goes on a Fox News rant. 💀💀💀
Candy crush gave me an hour of free lives. Uhhhh lol
Most people are not worthy of all I have to offer. 💁🏿
40 days until myrtle beach with @haLey_grAce95
I don't believe in being basic.
Central Park is the place to be
Going Pokemon hunting with my dad. 😂😂😂
I love attractive followers 😘😘😘
I'll never apologize for being the center of attention. 💙💚❤️💜
All I need of fame, money, and power.
I hate getting a text, and thinking it's a new Pokemon.
Won my first gym. 🎉🎉64v
Evolved this bad boy today! 🎉🎉8X1
"I wanna live in a world where everybody of any race can hit on me". - @chelseahandler
No bromo right
I can already see it now "Person Crashes Car while trying to Capture Pokemon." Play safe people!
Caught a Pokemon while using the bathroom. 😂
I caught one Pokemon on the way to the bathroom. 😂😂😂
I hate when people wear pajamas to the gym. Wearing pajamas to the gym is unacceptable. @GymWankers_
Just went to the Walmart and bought this fully automatic assault weapon with no background check... I am DISGUSTED
i guess you could call him.. birdie sanders
Just a night with the Belcher family. 😂😂😂
TRASH FOOD #25 THE DEVIL'S MASTER PEICE. OATMEAL RASIN. You think it's chocolate chip but it's not! It's trash
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