Elementary school: miss one day nothing happened.
High school: miss one day you're failing 3 classes
High School looks so much better on TV.
Parents "How was school?"
Parents "Why do you always give me the same answer?"
Me "Why do you always ask the same question?"
Bitches be having Names like "China, Asia, Paris, London" But be LOOKING like Chicago, Africa, Hati, Ghana! ✋😂
No headphones = you can talk to me ☺👌
One headphone = you can talk to me if I like you 😏👍👉😍
Two headphones = FUCK OFF!! ⛔💪✋😔
When I'm single, I flirt.
When I'm taken, I'm loyal.