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A. Yasmin Farooq
This week on twitter: 9 new followers, 4 new unfollowers via
Finally have the time to catch up with #KUWTK, whoop!
Nothing better than a nice, warm bubble bath๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ›€
Getting threatened by Year 7's. They're gonna "bang me out fam, u get me"(!)
Diplomacy is telling a person to go to hell in such a way that they'd look forward to the trip.
How do you get a blonde on the roof? Tell her the drinks are on the house.
Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker!๐Ÿ‘Œ
Think I might send "I miss you" texts to a few people on April Fools.
Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow. The only celebrity couple I genuinely liked. #Sad
Trolling people on Omegle with my brother #pmsl
Such an underrated songโค๏ธ #@VanessaHudgens
Wow, your tan looks really natural... If your parents are wotsits.
Anyone with a Twitter account is vain.
Don't call me when I'm sick, I'm obviously gonna be on silent and I'll be asleep... jump through the window with the pizza and ice cream!
This week is going too slow ๐Ÿ˜ž
In 1962, the US government planned terrorist attacks on US cities - Then wanted to blame Cuba so they could start a war.
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i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because iโ€™m gonna need at least a 3 day notice
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So they can track your phone, pets, and other pointless shit, but apparently a plane containing 239 people is too much.
-walks out of shop with a packet of crisps- I've just paid for half a bag air..