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Saw a white taxi driver today...
Why do ambulances take so long?😞
My internet went down for 5 minutes. I went downstairs to check the router and spoke to my parents for a while. They're nice people
Takes 100 selfies. Deletes 99. Stares at 100th selfie for a while. Deletes 100th selfie too.
Gets her braces off a year early. Lucky bitch! @carliekirk1
Don't have anything constructive to say? Shut the fuck up then!
Tom and Jerry. Naked all the time, except when swimming.
When you realised you've saved an alarm for pm, not am...
"I don't see how people feel the need to make an argument out of nothing" Ever thought about how you provoke people before you complain?
Complain about someone bitching about you in a status then you do the exact same to them. I think I might just join this backchat circuit.
Right, so I've one deadline and that means I'm bad a keeping deadlines? Fuck you!
Watching Game Of Thrones at the back of class... as you do!
In English... At the back... Tweeting and playing Candy Crush😱
Call yourself fat one more time and I'll agree with you. You won't believe the truth, so fuck you. Your words, not mine!
When someone hates you for no reason whatsoever...
First World Problems: Slow Internet
Why the fuck didn't I think if this? #Cookies
Feeling arty✏️🎨
I couldn't lift weights. My arms ache after pulling my hair into a ponytail.
Yolo is the worst fucking excuse I've ever heard. Fuck off with your shitty acronyms!
Society: Be yourself Society: Hmm... not like that.
Hell's Kitchen is just too beautiful😅
Beautiful flowers, thank you, Mummy!
A simple mattress is so much more comfier than a bed.