Won't be impressed until the iPhone can do this
Use y=mx+b to calculate the slope of how down hill my life is going
College is a place where we go to learn about how to pay off College.
Kids in primary school these days have iPhones... When I was a kid, I put glue on my hands so I could peel it off when it dried
HOLY FUCK, FRESH MEAT IS BACK MOFOS!!!!!!!!!!
"When your dad is a twin." 😍�QU
This makes me so happy 😴😍p1d
I am going to have sex with taylor swift so she can write a song about how much she hates me
Love this back piece henna. 😍Y
Just a chicken wearing sweat pants, thats all... vine.co/v/iiFY6MVXvm9
When all the bills are in her name and you just watch the kids all day
are u mad I'm not around to play in ur asshole anymore? #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch
how to seduce me:
deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account
dont talk to me
Darkle - becoming cloudy or dark.
A reusable screen cleaner to wipe away dirt and bacteria from your devices.
Selina didn't turn up on you're fired!!! Absolutely poor form.. Maybe worst candidate of all time. #TheApprentice
I'm not watching any rubbish you come out with
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