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the human brain is an amazing organ, it functions 24 hours a day from the day we are born and only stops when we are taking an exam
*takes 22 selfies* *deletes 22 selfies*
today is a multiple cups of coffee kind of day
question is do i stay in bed or get out of it
if you don't think history is amusing, you clearly haven't seen Adolf Hitler in shorts
how much do islands cost i want one
how come every time i try to tell a funny story i word it badly and it turns out not funny
An arrow can only be shot by pulling it backward. So when life is dragging you back with difficulties, it means that it's going to launch you into something great. So just focus, and keep aiming.
morning with Ashley
50 shades of dark circles under my eyes
i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress
good as gold #nomeansno
being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza
shoe love is true love #newbabies
finally my child can safely ram her head into a doorknob this is what the future's all about what a time to be alive
Take risks, be yourself, love more, don't hate, one life, make your mark. Twenty fourteen. Let's go.
if i ugly snapchat you i trust you
the older I get, the more i understand squidwards anger